Eight K-Pop Idols That Will Convince You To Stay The Fuck Away From Korea

In the same vein as this wonderfully accurate and not at all stupid list from SmackJuice, the iniquitous reporters here at Anti K-Pop Fangirl have compiled their own list. A list of idols that will make any decent human avoid the treacherous shores of Korea at any cost. 


If your eyes and soul can handle the visual calamities of K-Pop's most atrocious idols, proceed within. 

Tiffany beckons you into the soul sucking realm that is K-Pop...

8th After School's Raina

"Korea's Michael Jackson." --SuJunk

Okay, so Raina used to be pretty cute. While she was never a world beater in the same vein as hotties like Yuri, Taeyeon and Nana, she had nice fat cheeks that you wanted to squeeze and an overall pleasant face. THAT ALL CHANGED. Anyone who's watched the Flashback music video by now can tell you this broad did something to completely fuck up an otherwise decent face. Maybe it was bad makeup or lighting, so there could be hope for her in the future, but for now, she ranks a solid eighth place in the list of idols who will make you run for the hills.

7th G.NA

Really?

In seventh place, we have good old G.NA. Yeah, she has a rockin' body, great legs, huge breasts and she can sing well. Unfortunately, above the shoulders it's all downhill. I don't know if it was a bad PS job or she was born with that face, but good god someone make it stop. I like the girl, she has a fun, bubbly personality, and put enough scotches in me and I'd definitely give her a smang. But I'd still need a paper bag, namsayin'?

6th T-ara's Qri

Please do not pick at your monitor. It won't go away.

Qri, officially K-Pop's most useless idol. She can't sing. She can't dance. What could be an average, extremely made up and surgery given face is ruined by...well, you know. It is very hard for me to write this without manically rubbing my own nose. I don't want to say it. I pray to the K-Pop Gods that someday, it goes away. Maybe she gets laser treatment. Maybe she fucking covers it up with a pound of foundation. MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CUT IT FROM HER FACE WITH A GODDAMN SCALPEL. Oh god, please, pluck my eyes from my head because I can't look at it without going nuts. You know what I'm talking about.

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5th 2NE1's CL

You really do need to buy all the make up that MAC can make...

The baddest female, also one of the ugliest. I quote The Cheat, "You know they recorded Ugly for a reason right? It wasn't just metaphorical...it was literal."


I don't have to write shit. This speaks for itself.

4th 5doors' Eunkyo

Officially the most aggravating face in K-Pop. Plus she's a bitch.

Okay let's get one thing straight. I have nothing against ugly girls. Human beauty is on a bell curve, what can I say? However, Eunkyo really grinds my gears. Not only is she ugly, she's a bitch, a bully and an especially worthless idol in a field full of them. In many of her ill-advised pictorials, she has this expression on her face that suggests she thinks she is way, WAY better looking than she actually is. That annoys the shit out of me. Yes, I'm arrogant. Yes, I'm narcissistic. But girl? Your arrogance is completely unwarranted and just makes people hate you. Wipe that disgusting smirk off your face as you get your heavy ass kicked from 5dolls. To get kicked out of a group made of rejects is laughably incompetent. 


The only entertainment she'll be providing is being the novelty act in Kim Kwang Soo's Dungeon of Love. Fuck off. 

3rd Wonder Girl's Lim

Another valuable addition to that bastion of female beauty the Wonder Girls.

Lim is bizarre. She was a bizarre addition to the Wonder Girls and is just a bizarre idol in general. I'm not sure how JYP "recruited" her...actually scrap that, I think I have a good idea how she was recruited. She's a "rapper", so her inclusion in WG was a rather strange decision. WG aren't exactly rap oriented, and Yoobin still does all the rapping anyway, so she just mostly sings. But...she can't fuckin' sing, let me tell you. Imagine if they had put Suzy in WG, they could of had a shot today of holding onto their fame, but they've already been eclipsed by f(x). 


Wait, was I supposed to talk about her looks? Oh yeah, she's short and fug. Let's move on.

2nd Super Junior's Shindong

Definitely fooled Siwon that night. Boy, did he get a meat surprise.

Continuing with our list of terrible looking female idols, we come to the biggest of them all. The Shindong. Shindong's mammoth size has been known to create black holes in the Super Junior dorm. Which could be a metaphor for something, but I'll let your imagination do the work. This bitch is not only fat, Shindong's a douchebag, a terrible idol, an asshole and is the reason Girls' Generation doesn't get enough food in their diet. This idiot takes up 75% of SM's meal budget. So, Shindong is allowed to be fat but other girls aren't? Stay classy, fuckhead.


I am firmly against male on female violence, but I can't help but want to bash this bitch. Oh, he's a GUY?! Shit, if I'm ever in Korea I'm going to kick him in the balls. If he still has any.

1st Wonder Girl's Sohee

Heechul's alleged fondness for this girl is obviously a ploy to hide the gay, and an idiotic one at that. Who would fall for this shit? Oh yeah, ELFs.

Forget Yoona, Sohee is officially the most overrated female idol in K-Pop. Somewhere along the way, JYP decided to create this elaborate joke that made Sohee out to be one of Korea's best looking women. Sadly, he was beaten into a coma for wearing transparent plastic pants and forgot that it WAS a joke after he recovered. The same brain damage also caused him to have other great ideas like sending the Wonder Girls to the US and kick Jay Park out of 2PM. Since then, Sohee has been perpetually ranked highly by publications, websites and delusional fans everywhere. In a group of averages, mediocres, fugs and one stand out babe, Sohee is the worst of them all, a testament to her scrotum shrinking ugliness. 

It's a good thing she can sing really well and isn't arrogant, sullen or a bitch, isn't it? 

The Cheat out.