I was bored yesterday and probably a little depressed too, so I decided I'd go on Craigslist and post a personal ad (W4M) as Hyoyeon. Since the general consensus on here is that Hyoyeon is dog ugly, I decided I'd strive to make her feel better (if she ever saw this) in an attempt to help her understand that, "even though she is the ugliest member of snsd (that's a pretty easy considering 6/9 are ugly anyways)
some men still consider her beautiful and even sexually attractive."
Now, you may ask yourself. Sulli_fag, that is an ugly selca you posted on that Craigslist ad, but I tell you this, after I posted it I didn't think she looked that bad. This may be because I was tired at night when I posted this causing my eyes to become fuzzy and unclear. Plus, I haven't had sexual intercourse in days--when will SUCKMYDEE ever TWERK dat ass in my face..
.again. I'm waiting! Now that I'm looking at the pic again while writing, she looks like a beaten mother whose children have just been abducted by aliens. essh dat face is
one only a mother could love.
So now you're asking yourself: How many responses did Hyodog get? The answer is
201 responses from
hot and
horny males just hoping to devour Hyoyeon's body before it got flagged and deleted. There were even some that offered money (e.g. 150 roses).
Side Note: Apparently Latinos/Mexicans love Hyoyeon....also lots of men with abs post on Craiglist too [obviously fake as fuck]. Oh and for some reason almost every asian dude had to say "I'm Asian" even if they gave me a pic. Da fuq I can see dat, brah!
Now I was going to post funny shit people told me, but I found myself
laughing at the pictures sent to Hyoyeon for her "consideration" more.
The people who responded (if it is really them) are hilarious in my
opinion. So here we have some of the best pics sent to Hyoyeon via email:
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| Serious for his bitches |
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| Probably works at Blockbuster. |
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| Black |
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| I don''t even...wtf Dragaons! |
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| His dentures will fall out if he doesn't stop laughing. |
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| THUG LIFE. Hyoyeon never been with a real black be fo. |
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| If Bruce Wayne were fat, ugly, with big ass ears! |
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| Is this a man or woman? |
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| ADORABLE! SERIOUSLY! I'M CRUSHING RIGHT NOW. |
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| Straight up VETERANO! |
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| Da fuq! Too many burritos!Stop eating so much Guacamole. |
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| Love this guy! |
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| MY PERSONAL FAV! |
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| Looks like he has autism! |
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| AKF MEMBER! |
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| Only person who has more swag then him is CL! |
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| TROLLFACE.JPEG |
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| heheheeh |
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| A face within a face..it's like INCEPTION but instead of dreams it's with faces. |
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| Do i even need to say anything? |
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| FUCK ME HYODOG! FUCK MY MUSTACHE! |
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| THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A PERVERT! SERIOUS...EWWW RUN HYOYEON RUN! |
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| Another cholo/winner! |
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| I liked his glasses! LOL |
So what now!? Hyoyeon the choice is yours! These are some really good looking men who want to meet up with you in the Los Angeles Area! If you are interested please email me and I'll hook you up. Remember, just because people say you are UGLY doesn't mean you actually ARE UGLY. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Oh and maybe you just need to date more Mexicans, blacks, or old men. CHEERS and GOD BLESS!
how many dick pics did u get
ReplyDelete4 or 5.
DeleteNot many surprisingly.
I live in California so there are lots of Latinos and Asians. Jess<Hyo. Jess will always be fugly, at least Hyo can just get a nose job and be done! And qurl plz, u shud use a moar flatering pic.
ReplyDeletejess > hyo
Deleteno way.
jess can be cute sometimes but the majority of time she looks like a bitch or RECENTLY a PS face.
I'd still take Jess over Plastfany and the majority of Soshi
DeleteIt could be that I don't like horses. If Hyo would jus get a nose job, she would be bootiful. You noodle dicks just don't understand.
DeleteSeohyun>Tiff>Taeg>Sunny>Sooyoung>Yoona>Hyoyeon>Yuri>Jess
You said 6/9 of SNSD is ugly so who are the 3 that you find attractive?
ReplyDeletehi electric shock LOVE YOUR NAME BTW!
DeleteI'd say SOOYOUNG, SEOBABY, and TAENG (sometimes).
You my sir, have good taste.
DeleteI agree sooyound is a wonderful lady. She looks like that girl in amazing spiderman
DeleteSo hot!
Wae no sunny :(
No way
DeleteEmma Stone>>>>>>>>>>Sooyoung
agreed
Deleteemma stone trumps sooyoung
Of course. Buts she looks alot alike in amazing spiderman. I almost fap
DeleteHoly shet they both has squarish round face! Omomomomomnngcfdvfdgscs. They lok like Emma=Sooyoung
DeleteIkr.i almost fap. and i watch it with my family.
DeleteBalls of steels
its the eyes and hair . thats look the same . IMHO
Deleteyour tastes are terrible because 9/9 are ugly
DeleteI'm not surprised most (damn near all of them, the last one is okay...I guess. If he didn't wore the stupid shades) of the guys responded has an equal/lesser attractiveness of what she has. "She's fug too, maybe I might have a chance! :D"
ReplyDeleteFucking epic idea. Imma try Jo Kwon at the m4m, and Taemin at the w4m.<--- see if those desperate fucks can tell or not.
heheheh yeah. I was originally going to do it with Hwayoung but I figured men would like her. she's pretty IMO.
DeleteBut Hyoyeon. I wanted to see what would happen.
Yeah, cause they posted all the 201 pics. I'm sure every single one of them was hideous.
DeleteHyoyeon isn't ugly. Jia is though.
Jia would get more responses I think.
Delete@faucet I meant the ones that we're seeing right now, but who knows, maybe the majority of the 201 responses might be hideous.
DeleteScratch that, most likely they be hideous. It's fucking Craigslist.
DeleteJia would probably get more responses because she looks like a tranny and there's probably a larger group of people who want that on craigslist.
DeleteWhy... would her stylist even style her hair like that? I just..... anywho, uh wow... lol
ReplyDeleteno idea minah. looks like someone peed on her head.
Deletehyoppa's hair reminds me of facial flap of a bulldog
DeleteMy brothas are lookin' good yo!
ReplyDeleteUs niggas know how to show a lady a good time, and we always get the girl ;)
u black?
DeleteBlack as a ghetto cat, brotha.
DeleteUs niggas know bitches, yo!
GTFO Aryan-Grease mixie
DeleteLOL Nigga!
DeleteU tryin be cool or somethin bitch?
Go back to lickin your balls, stupid bitch!
So... it's still a 'no', then?
ReplyDeleteno for what? sex
Deleteyes
Do daesung next please. Muahahah
ReplyDeleterahahaha
DeleteI was thinking of doing amber LOL
lol good idea maybe shindong too
DeleteAnd cl. And bom
DeleteDo amber for m4m, it'll be a blast
Deletehehehe all good suggestions. I just might!
DeleteI like the idea of amber m4m.
Actually LOL at BOM!
Shindong m4m would be funny too.
U shud make this Like a series , like shinbi and her question of week.
DeletePlz do JYP for a circlejerk in the woods
DeleteJo Kwon m4m, looking for black guys the most, and CL pre-debut photos on w4m to see who she'd get. Trollololol
Delete@man tits
Deleteim also in favour of doingthis weekly
great job sulli fag
ur are genius
a true musician and entertainer
XDXDXD
Sulli_Fag is truest artist who ever lived <3333
DeleteTry passing it out with that speciman known as Sohee :)
ReplyDeleteI think she's cute. CHIPMUNK FACE! Wouldn't mind her tugging my bologna.
DeleteEW NO PLS FOR THE LOVE OF SUPER DADDY
DeleteROFL cute? Oh man I think my eyes just got blasted by Cyclops O.o
DeleteI have a few realizations in this post:
ReplyDelete1. Let's do an empirical study: Use Sooyoung next time and compare who garners more responses from black males, thugs, niqqas, watermelons and fried chickens, waffles
2. ASIAN GUY = instant AKFaG
3. The 4th guy's dragons are coiling around his nipples to his enjoyment
rahahahahahahahaahah
Deletealso: sooyoung likes BLACK MAN from what I remember.
BLACK DIQQS
Deletehahaha! i can't... hahaha stop... hahaha laughing hahaha!
ReplyDeletedo one of a male idol too... will be looking forward to your post :)
:) glad you liked it!
DeleteYou should do Shindog,Jo Kwon and Heechul dress in drag next. I would just burst a kidney to see who the fuck would find that attractive
ReplyDeleteCraigslist is the home and meeting place for the freaks and the creepy crawlers of the night. Well, the craigslist in my city at least is. Besides, Shindong does have the cushion for the pushin', and his name IS ShinDong a.k.a want that dick to be slapping his chin. Kwonnie and Heechul would be like putting two little sheep in a pen full of lions, tigers, and bears.
Deletei actually thought HEESICA WAS A GURL!
Deletedamn faggots
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ReplyDelete^ignore that shit
Deletesulli_fag, you have started something beautiful
I laughed out loud irl and I'm definitely looking forward to seeing more of these. As others have already mentioned, Ambro and Gay Kwon would be good candidates.
Do it phaggot. And then I might just zuk ur diqq.
OMG DO THIS WITH PARK BOM'S PIC! I wanna see how many people like plastic
ReplyDeleteYo, I'd fuck Bom irl. No shame.
DeleteAlright this shit was brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAlso, some of those brothas be RIPPED. Mmmmmm.
Can someone please put this on akp pretending to be serious. This is like the epitome of akfg
ReplyDeleteOmo. Genius?
DeleteDoeeetttt
Deletehttp://forums.allkpop.com/threads/desperate-hyoyeon-is-desperate.13257/
Deleteballs of steel
DeleteLOL AT THOSE PICTURES XD
ReplyDeleteBEST. ARTICLE. EVER.
But you should've put a picture of her back in her Gee days before she looked like my piggy bank. That ought to attract more guys for the poor girl *tears*
OMGEE I GET IT. Hyoyeon looks like piggy bank so she'll be a sugar mama. ICWUDT.
DeleteAhaha, no. She really does look like my piggy bank.
DeleteLol I tried.
DeleteHAHA, oh you!
ReplyDeleteSulli_fag, I love you!
ReplyDeleteYou should do one for Yewon from jewelry, or Hyunseung from beast. While some of us may differ on the attractiveness of items like Sica or Sohee, I'm pretty sure noone here finds the first two I mentioned attractive (since there ain't no burritobears in this blog)
OMG BABY YOU THE BADDEST TENTACLE SHEMALE TWINCEST RAPEFEST BITCH EVER. SUCCESS ARTICLE!!! KISSES AND HUGZZZ
ReplyDeleteOh good Lord I love you.
ReplyDeleteI am so trying this out sometime.
'Plus, I haven't had sexual intercourse in days--when will SUCKMYDEE ever TWERK dat ass in my face...again. I'm waiting!' whenever you want senpaisamachan
ReplyDeleteDo you think anyone would try to hook up with Eunkyo?
ReplyDeleteI like this article, it's funny as hell!
ReplyDeleteExcept that I don't think that HyoYeon is ugly.
In fact, she's one of my fav SNSD members.
Geez, you think YOU'RE PRETTY.
People nowadays.
Look at yourselves first!
But overall though, this article got me laughing my ass off.
http://forums.allkpop.com/threads/desperate-hyoyeon-is-desperate.13257/
ReplyDeleteweak haha
ReplyDeleteUh, Hyoyeon is not dogshit ugly. She is a beautiful exotic women, so fuck you, but despite that this is pretty funny, though i'm not surprised. It's been proven that Hyo Yeon is the most popular member in Europe, and in America, so suck on that!
ReplyDelete