Nunchaku's car accident

Hey. I don't really have much to talk about right now, but what's up with this half-a-homo running over people?



So apparently there are a bunch of eye witnesses that saw what happened before and after the accident. One witness stated, “When the collision happened, Nunchaku immediately stepped out and, with tears in his eyes, got down on his knees. It appeared as if he were praying.”

However, I heard this was a lie and bullshit sites like Soomi and Allkpop never get this shit right. Here is the real quote: “When the collision happened, Nunchaku immediately stepped out and, with tears in his eyes, got down on his knees and started sucking the man's penis. It appeared as if he were praying but then, I noticed he was just removing jizz from this mouth."

Soompi also reports one witness said: “It appeared as if the motorcyclist was about to get up, but then once he saw Nunchaku’s face he laid right back down.”

However, this is a bullshit and changed quote again. This is what I have gotten from my sources. “It appeared as if the motorcyclist was about to get up, but then once he saw Nunchaku’s face he laid right back down and began fapping furiously...Nunchaku joined in, they finished and embraced.”

 So don't' believe everything you read kiddies. Shit gets changed all the time to cover up what really happens.

LATER.

(Also I will be a little busy during August so post may be a bit sparse...I figured I'd mention that so you don't say, "WHERE THE HELLZ IS HE?!"