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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 5


NOT BIASED KEKE~


Please. The life you see idols live is not the life every Asian person lives. 

Yes, Asians make crap loads of awesome shit (wait... that sentence sounded backwards), but it's not like Asians defecate gold. We aren't Gods. 

So all y'all better get cured of your fake ass yellow fever phase. 

And please - don't start trying to "learn our culture" just for your oppas and unnies around the continent. If you actually want to learn the language and culture, do it right or at least respectfully. None of that "-chan", "-desu", "oppa, 사랑해", "我爱你" crap. If all you can say is honourifics and "I love you" in various languages, that does not mean you are fluent. Thank you.

AND DO NOT MOVE TO ASIA TO "TEACH ENGLISH" JUST TO MEET YOUR BIASES. 



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52 comments:

  1. destined2bebossyJuly 18, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    "Annyeohaseyo~ Is that how you romanize it?"

    p1-"Oh thank you!! Geez, why do all of them look so hot?!"
    p2-"I don't know ^^ I guess there's something special they put in the food in Korea"

    "your jelous of him obviously i mean he is beautiful gorgeous hot sexy cute funny sweet down to earth and an amazing dancer :) but the more u comment the more popular he gets so thanx :)"

    some comments i just saw

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  2. UnknownJuly 18, 2012 at 12:39 AM

    Not bias. Hahaahah

    I love _______. But my oppa is better!!. Dafuq

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    1. SuJunkJuly 19, 2012 at 6:48 AM

      "SRSLY I can't decide! I love them both but _______-oppa/unni is my bias so I choose him/her."

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  3. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 18, 2012 at 12:46 AM

    These stupid bishes will go to S. Korea and be disappointed that most of the people don't look like oppa and Unnie. Or go to Japan and realize that there are actually no panty vending machines.
    "Omo Omo Omo, Exo M gege oppas so jjangbakk and daebak!! Sarangheyo oppa wo ai ni, gege! Hwaiting! Kekekekekekeke ^_^"

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    1. SuJunkJuly 19, 2012 at 6:49 AM

      reminds me of Eat Your Kimchi. horrible faggots need to stfu

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  4. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 1:54 AM

    I think by "Asian" they meant "Korean and Japanese". Fuck, words cannot express how much I hate those kind of people.

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  5. blue skies, drifting cloudsJuly 18, 2012 at 2:02 AM

    "If you actually want to learn the language and culture, do it right or at least respectfully. "

    I completely agree. I also wish they'd stop thinking that 'Asian' only means Korean, Japanese, or Chinese when there are 48 sovereign states.

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    1. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 18, 2012 at 3:02 AM

      I was about to comment about you last paragraph. But here in the US Asian mean Chinese or Japanese, like no1curr about Koran, Twain, Singawhore and more when it comes to east asia.

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    2. UnknownJuly 18, 2012 at 3:12 AM

      Then can we conclude from the shallow perceptions of Americans that they are ignorant?

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    3. O2JamFreakJuly 18, 2012 at 6:19 AM

      @Zacky

      Yup. But still, the ignorance of Koreans in general about other cultures is also way up there so it deserves some mention.

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    4. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 18, 2012 at 6:51 AM

      Zacky oppar, Korans are more ignorant.

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  6. Scatter_88milJuly 18, 2012 at 2:48 AM

    "Everything Asian is beautiful" - there certainly ain't anything beautiful about living in North Korea.

    Hell, let them live in South Korea for 2 months plus and see what it's really like. They'll probably run back to wherever they lived crying.

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    1. O2JamFreakJuly 18, 2012 at 6:21 AM

      I can already imagine the racist glances/remarks of these Korean bitchez and these fangirls will still probably think 'OMG THEY MUST LIKE ME 사랑해 opparzz and unnirzzz!!!111one!!1'

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    2. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 8:43 AM

      lol one taste of the 'beautiful' Asian xenophobia and they'll be off.

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  7. SuJunkJuly 18, 2012 at 4:29 AM

    TELL THAT TO THE DOG AND BABY EATING ASIANS

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  8. UnknownJuly 18, 2012 at 6:32 AM

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  9. craZyJuly 18, 2012 at 6:49 AM

    EVERYTHING IS ASIAN AND NOTHING HURTS.

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  10. UnknownJuly 18, 2012 at 7:06 AM

    If niggas went to korea. They will what a racist country that is.

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  11. kschmalzJuly 18, 2012 at 8:32 AM

    Imho, Asians shit awesome loads of crap.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    TIL that lupcheong is more delicious than bratwurst

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  13. suckstobeyouJuly 18, 2012 at 9:10 AM

    "I only like Asian guys now because of k-pop kekekekeke~ <3"

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    1. suckstobeyouJuly 18, 2012 at 9:27 AM

      Meanwhile, the average Asian male: http://i.imgur.com/UjXM1.jpg (no hate, the world is made up of mostly unattractive people, so every race's "average" won't really be good looking)

      I mean you got BEAUTIES (ironic fanclub name btw) thinking Yoseob is cute, so this isn't surprising. And I don't doubt it's because he's an idol. If he was just another guy you saw walking down the street, they'll go "ew".

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    2. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 1:06 PM

      tbh the kids seem to think that even the downright ugly Koreans are hot. All they have to do is be Korean. IDK why the Asian people of the world don't take advantage of this to get laid by hot idiots; you could convince them you were speaking Korean if you used the word oppa in the middle of garbage.

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    3. UnknownJuly 18, 2012 at 7:36 PM

      "tbh the kids seem to think that even the downright ugly Koreans are hot."

      I've had this conversation w/ other Asian women, that non-Asians who have Yellow Fever go after any (good, bad, ugly) Asian girl, just because they're Asian. I had a lot of those conversations before the whole hallyu wave thing blew up. So it's kind of interesting seeing how Asian males and females react to all these oppa obsessed non-Asian females who have the fever.

      I do have to say though, these girls have taken that fever to a whole other plane of existence, sanity and critical thinking just kind of flew out the window.

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    4. UnknownJuly 19, 2012 at 1:56 AM

      Its a good thing tho.now we ugly asians have a a chance with the hot non asians

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  14. mybiasbeatsyourbiasJuly 18, 2012 at 9:17 AM

    Isn't that like with what telemundo and univision show isn't really Mexican? They pick the most Euro looking and often non-Spanish actors for their shows. I laugh because it sucks being a Mexican. That's why I'm Puerto Rican.

    Don't feel offended by what I say. Hispanics always dis one another and claim we're better than so and so nation. Despite it not even being full truth. But who cares its good ol' nationalism or heritage pride.

    I feel what that crazy bitch fangirl utter out of fandom stupidity is what kpop about.

    I just love the international trolls that go on youtube. Comment on kpop idol mvs being better than American. How kpop is such a better quality verse American.

    To support their agrument compare kpop to Rihanna, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce (even though korean idols worship her ass), etc...

    Its pretty much who ever is charting on top in America is lessor than who is charting on top in korea. Even though Katy Perry or Big Bang are niether the highest form of artistry from their respected country.

    Stupid people will compare stupid things then say stupider things abot those stupid things. That's what international kpop fans is about.

    Suck it up my slanted eye friend. A international fan with yellow fever is just what kpop is asking for global domination. Even if it means making a whole nation a novelty fetish item for foreign boys and girls to flap, rub and defecate on the web.

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    1. Dina HerreraJuly 18, 2012 at 4:38 PM

      They wish mexicans would be like Telemundo actors! Agree with that 100%

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    2. mybiasbeatsyourbiasJuly 18, 2012 at 8:22 PM

      Ahahahahahahahahaha

      Its funny cause its so fucking true

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    3. SuJunkJuly 19, 2012 at 6:42 AM

      TL;DR I think I forgot to wipe my ass after taking a shit

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  15. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 9:29 AM

    I'm flattered, but we're just as fucked up as much as anyone else if not worse. I also hate when people like that spazzes out when they see anyone that's Asian and instantly thinks you're Korean or Japanese or looks like their fucking unnir and oppar. No bitch.

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  16. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    SHINBI UNNIR ONEE-CHAN-SAN-SEMPAI-SAMA-KOON, SARANGHAE DESU NE!!!! <333333 Me no yellow, me just FANGURL!!!1!

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    1. ShinbiJuly 18, 2012 at 7:49 PM

      HAI! ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU~!!1! You are really jjang!! Daebak!! Fighting, isebel-chan-kun-san-dongseang! I am proud/honoured to be your senpai! Wo ai ni, ne~! Kekeke~

      As you can tell, I am fluent in Chinese, Korean, and Japanese. All because of C/K/J-pop. I can profess my love and break up with anyone in either of those languages, no problem.

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    2. SuJunkJuly 19, 2012 at 6:46 AM

      OMFGGG!!!! ONEE-CHAN DESU YO SO SUGOI WANJEON 100% JOHWA! <3 I-I-I FEEL SO GOOOD!!! K-K-KIMOCHIII!!!!! IKUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

      TRU AZN! <3 PRIDE

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  17. A_guy_with_no_goatJuly 18, 2012 at 11:45 AM

    Yeah, everything asian is so beautiful. Like chairman Mao's dictatorship or the korean war. So pretty.

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  18. TonedeadJuly 18, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    Anyone can be reasonably attractive if they exercise/dress well/ wash their faces. nbd.

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  19. AnonymousJuly 18, 2012 at 2:18 PM

    I think this about sums it all up!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK0AckyjsFo

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  20. BrighidJuly 18, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    Hahahaha, my favorite comment, "you know guys in Japan, the only cute ones are the ones mixed with Korean. Pure Japanese tend to be droopy eyed, bespectacled mofos."

    I was like http://tinyurl.com/laughgif

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  21. UnknownJuly 18, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    U guise are more jpop fans rather than kpop. Cant help it. Jpop is soo much beta

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    1. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJuly 18, 2012 at 11:20 PM

      Jpop fans>Kpop fans...in a way.

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    2. UnknownJuly 19, 2012 at 1:58 AM

      But... Ur japanase! Bias!

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    3. Nayeon's VibratorJuly 21, 2012 at 4:56 PM

      Not really. No one here but Sucksmydee listens to Jpop. I hate Jpop and only listen to a select few groups from Japan.

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  22. killJuly 18, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    Lol. How many people commenting have actually been to south korea? You guys all talk as if you've been there, lived there, but are all talking from what you've heard.
    Prio

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    1. Scatter_88milJuly 19, 2012 at 1:16 AM

      Lived there from mid-07 to the end of 09. Pretty messy, but a lot of good memories.

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    2. UnknownJuly 19, 2012 at 1:59 AM

      Alot of porn?

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    3. ShinbiJuly 20, 2012 at 3:24 PM

      ^

      I giggled.

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    4. biathanatos_July 24, 2012 at 7:54 PM

      ^
      ^
      Korean porn blurs out all cocks/balls/vags. So... don't go there for the porn. The food's good though.

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  23. ReehjiJuly 19, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    OPPA~~~~~~!!~

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  24. LavenderYukiJuly 21, 2012 at 1:26 AM

    "Everything Asian is beautiful"?

    I see you have found all the different genres of hentai. Good for you.

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