Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 11

This week's contribution comes from Gortzilla, who I believe found the craziest fangirl out there:

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But keep reading after the page break! It gets better! (or really, crazier)

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Holy crap, woman.

What in the fuck?

I am embarrassed for this girl. I know, I know - we should protect people's privacy. And I am all for that. But seriously, this fangirl had to be known. I mean, if she is already publicly making a foolish fangirl of herself, why not help promote her?

Seriously, I do not even know where to begin. There is just so much to say that you can actually become speechless. This is atrocious! Like, holy balls. I want to comment on everything, yet I do not even want to touch this with a ten foot pole. My mind is imploding with this insanity! Who actually does this!?

I could not finish reading any of them. Just too much terrible in one sitting. But here are some choice comments I picked out from her rants:
"It's not stupidity... it's extreme dedication :3"
Hmm. Well, cat-face-smileys do make everything more credible.
Just joking. Your ideas (and dreams in general) are stupid. Super Junior does not give a shit whether or not you do all this crap. As long as they get money and gifts, that is all they care about.
But, I suppose she actually did have a relatively alright plan. Can you imagine if these psychotic fangirls actually used their brains for good? They might actually achieve something meaningful in life if they did so! Keep accomplishing nothing, girls! Girl power!

Also, do you ACTUALLY think, in your pathetic ideal world, that you are married to Khyuhun (I know, I know. She's trolling. I hope)? Oh, that is precious. They really should censor 12 year old girls on the internet. Oh puberty, you do wonders on people.

I like how she puts facts about herself and an entire story about her life with Suju like people actually care. It must be nice to still have a childlike imagination.

Also, that "HEHEHE KYUHYUN-OPPA AND I ARE ACTUALLY MARRIED, SO CRAZY BITCHES GET OFF LOLOL HE IS MINE AND WE HAVE 2 KIDS AND THESE ARE THE PICTURES AND I AM PREGNANT WITH THE NEXT ONE CAUSE WE TOTALLY BANGED (LMAO I SAID BANGED LIKE SEX CAUSE I AM TOTALLY OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS) AND THIS IS A RUN ON SENTENCE~!!1! LOVE YOU KYUHYUN-OPPA XOXO~" (not verbatim. But this is how I imagined it is like inside her mind) is beyond disturbing. There are psychologists and psychiatrists for you, dearest ELF.

Finally, I did not finish reading her letter to her "hubby". I could not get through it. But that last picture she had on it? Yeah, I can imagine that look of disgust would be his face if he ever saw her. Assuming he would even look at her.

Ughh. I need a shower.


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EDIT: I resized the pictures and added EXPAND links so it wouldn't be such a massive chore to scroll through. You're welcome. (--Zaku)