When Shitteuk heads off to do his mandatory military service along with any other fucking Midget Junior member in the future (and not that public service work crap like Shechul's doing), he'll probably be surrounded by some bigger guys who'll feel more than willing to haze the fuck out of him when they see how much of a fucking midget he is.
Shitdong will probably overbloat himself like a hot air balloon before he gets the draft, unless the law changes that even fatties like him need to do service as well - and probably will be hazed more than anyone else.
The truth hurts, doesn't it, ELFs?
Must be one hell of a reward, that guy on the far right is really happy. Sorry ELFs, I don't know all of Midget Junior's names.
ReplyDeleteshit i forgot too..uhmm....ithink reowook? reoywook? sothing like that. the high pitch one.
DeleteI'll take your word for it.
DeleteNah it's Sungmin. Ryeowook is actually a nigga version of him.
DeleteThey look the same.
Deleteheechul is so ghey he couldn't even be in the goddamn military where he can get but raped errday? maybe he is not ghey after all unnir is just a woman.
ReplyDeleteif this allkpop though I'd so go "inb4 THAT MAN IS JUST SO TALLLLL OPPARS ARE NOT SHORT URGHHH"
ReplyDeleteor "inb4 OMG OPAR IS SO KYUTEE YOU HATER! WE LOVE OPPAR BLAH BLAH BLAH DELUSIONAL RANT HERE BLAH"
At least Eunhyuk can accept it.
ReplyDeleteYou look at it long enough and you just can't help but laugh and facepalm.
I wonder how short they are. I hope I'm taller than them haha : /
ReplyDeleteThey should've just worn insoles and saved themselves the embarrassment.
ReplyDelete/though most of my ELF 'friends' would see this and go like "its okay, I'm short too, we'll be a short cute couple together"
In all honesty, its hard to get most delusional fangirls to see the light. So showing them that their oppars are short, can't sing, are fugly, have horrible personalities or anything else wont change anything. They'll still go happily believing and loving their oppar. Unless their oppar kills someone else or something. Wait, oops, thats already happened and the fangirls still supported their oppar.
DeleteUnless their oppars openly admit that they fuck female idols for past time....but wait, the fan girls will still maintain the innocence of their precious oppars by killing those sluts.....
Deletewtf ? people love what they want. What do you want to force these girls to stop loving super junior just because you hate them ?
Deletetbh I have never understood what is so wrong with being short or why it is unattractive (not all short people are beautiful, but nobody is ugly by virtue of being short to me)
DeleteI'm like Boram-short.
I don't see anything wrong with being short either but when it comes down to male idols lying about their height up to the point they claim they're half a head taller than they actually are in their official profiles, then it's something worth poking at.
DeleteReaction to Gain's MV?
ReplyDeleteAren't 95% of idols short little things?.....They are Asian, you know..... i'm most likely taller than most idols without me wearing heels.....
ReplyDeleteGoogle their profiles lol. Those 4 likely aren't even past 170cm, which is below the average height of Korean guys (172-174cm). Pretty sure 90% of the dudes at the schools I went in Korea were taller than those four.
DeletePlus SM's known to grossly exaggerate the height of its male idols.
This is an old pic and oppars must have grown a few inches since then. Please bear in mind that they are juniors........
ReplyDelete"A few inches"? Maybe like, one max if they're REALLY lucky. They're midgets! They're standing on their toes like nine year olds! loooooool
DeleteAhahaha look at those little twerps.
ReplyDeleteSimon and Martina made a blogpost about this a year ago, when Simon stood next to Eunhyuk on Star King. Simon isn't even 6"0 and Eunhyuk looks as if he's like 4ft shorter.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, Kyuhyun is pretty much short too.
*4 inches OMG. -.-
Deletesimon is 6 ft 4 he said in one of his videos
Deleteno Kyuhyun is one of the taller members. Him, Zhou Mi, Siwon and Heechul always look tall :s
DeleteLawl~
ReplyDeleteMust be malnutrition. I mean, they ARE from SM.
ReplyDeleteThis pic must be as old as your grandmother, bro. And I'm pretty sure AKF had once posted this before.
ReplyDeletelmao the pic is fuckin hilarious but aren't they always making fun of their height and about insoles being their most valuable items themselves. i mean, they always make fun of it in variety shows i'm pretty sure fans are aware of the truth
ReplyDeleteThat's why I like Eunhyuk. Bitch doesn't give a fuck. XD
ReplyDeleteBut they'll redeem their feelings once oppas standing next to them Johnny boys.
ReplyDeletehow tall are they?
DeleteMost Johnny Boys are worst than midgets....lol...i can literally fit some in my pocket....lmao
Deleteold ass Johnny love his boys short so they can easiley can get down their knees...if you know what I mean...
Deleteit would be funny if this wouldnt apply to most k-idols. 3/4 dont even exceed 180cm.
ReplyDeleteMosquiteuk-Shitteuk srsly looks like the chick at GangKiz. Terribad. Cannot unsee--both of them. Also, I think it's hella creepy to imagine how tall your brother could get. Sorry, man. It's just kinda...too TALL.
ReplyDeleteCan't say anything much about the rest because since have they been relevant anyway? Well Shitdog and Sheteuk only get the attention by doing mediocre crap feeding mediocre brains of deluded ELFs.
ReplyDeleteWhy does that men in the middle have such pink skin?
ReplyDeletegroce
and shitdong's haircut ewww
actually this picture was taken back when I liked SJ hardcore. The guy is super tall, that's the main problem. The only SJ member who I genuinely don't think is taller than 170cm at least based on fantaken photos etc is Donghae, and he's forgiven because he's so exceptionally qt.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
ReplyDeleteO.k,O.k so what if they are a little short just don't call them midget junior that is sooooo in-mature like seriously.
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