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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Betrayed


It's rare that we shit on fanboys here, but there are fanboys out there that are as crazy fucking fangirls.

When you're the nation's little sister, there's just that many more crazed fans out there following your every move. IU released a selca that contained herself and Eunyuk (not a typo) and that lead to hysteria amongst Kpop fans. It enraged 15 year old girls into sending IU death threats. Not to be overshadowed, a fanboy has uploaded a video of himself deleting files and folders that contained pictures and videos of IU.

First off, why does he think he was betrayed by IU? The main culprit is the marketing by LOEN. LOEN has marketed IU to be "pure" in the virginal sense. This is a strategy commonly used to market young idols, unless they have big tits, in which case you would market their tits. The problem with marketing idols like this is that some fans get too attached to IU's marketed image. They take their fanboyness to the next level where they believe they are entitled to have IU.



Now that they feel entitled to have IU to themselves, they have to figure out a way to make that a reality. They can't physically make IU their "property", so they obsess over her, saving every image, video, song that they can find. This allows them to believe that they have a connection with IU since they keep a watch over her as much as they possibly can.

The obsession with an idol escalates to the point where they view people getting involved with IU as a threat. If IU starts dating someone, then that feels like "cheating", "betrayal", etc. to the fan. In retaliation, fans either send death threats to the "interferer" or resort to deleting evidence of the "relationship" the fan thought they had.

However, it is a positive thing for IU.







This betrayed fan is acting as if he's getting rained on by a torrential downpour of bloody diarrhea with corn bits.

 


Author's Note: This will be my last article for a week or so. I'll be in Cleveland next week, and if I don't die (Cleveland is the most dangerous city in the Buckeye State), I'll be back to writing regularly by next weekend.
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44 comments:

  1. necrkoxadeNovember 10, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    you got me at 47%

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  2. CombatBabyNovember 10, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    The real question is, if IU filled her ass with melted chocolate...would Sullifag eat it?

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  3. Guest14927November 10, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    He might be mad.

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  4. youropparhasalittlepenisNovember 10, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Most of her male fans are probably kicking themselves because they could have smashed. Her standards are obviously extremely low.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 10, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    >person on kpopchan makes a joke video
    >people get mad
    I love you, netizens

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  6. InfamistNovember 10, 2012 at 7:21 PM

    I thought this was a joke/troll video.

    Welp. If it IS real, then he can move on and perhaps worship something equally worthwhile, like quantum mechanics...or guns.

    If it's not? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. ReehjiNovember 10, 2012 at 8:49 PM

      i've been worshiping QM every tuesday and thursday :( It's not worthwhile? :o

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    2. InfamistNovember 11, 2012 at 4:13 AM

      It'd be like worshiping the sun from another solar system.

      Are we going to have one of our me-detecting-sarcasm-when-you-are-not-even-being-ironic talks?

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    3. ReehjiNovember 11, 2012 at 12:38 PM

      i was being sarcastic.
      And i'm guessing you've never taken any dedicated QM course...based on your analogy. Wouldn't be too surprised if you think it's not worthwhile...but indeed, it is subtle and is shown in everyday's life. Ie. Modern electronics have transistors, thank to QM and semiconductor doping. Also lasers too, are being used everywhere with multiple purposes :)

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    4. InfamistNovember 11, 2012 at 2:43 PM

      The analogy I was making was that there's difference between appreciation and worship. People don't get break-up fits, when their light switch stop working.

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    5. ReehjiNovember 11, 2012 at 4:42 PM

      fair enough, but many do put faith and life in QM (I will probably be one of them). It is one of the most proven/completed theory out there along with GR,and EM. So worshiping it isn't as uncommon as you think it is. If suddenly, it is proven wrong....then some people would have a long raging to go :)

      Light switch will still work, just like how we got to the moon with the rocket's equation from Newton's classical mechanics. Although SR/GR was right, many people reacted in a negative way when Einstein challenged the most decorated guy in our field.

      My point is, to some people like us, it is definitely worthwhile to worship the quantum revolution, and swear by it. It may not be as appealing to people like you, but definitely much better than worshiping any plastic, fake individual.

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    6. InfamistNovember 11, 2012 at 7:12 PM

      "People need a creed. They will fabricate truth, if they cannot find it in themselves".

      I do believe though that in the case of quantum theory being hypothetically proven, a light switch wouldn't be able to work without quantum tunneling, as far as I understand of it.

      Day 2441 on the Internet: Had an interesting, and rational, conversation with another person.

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    7. ReehjiNovember 11, 2012 at 7:58 PM

      A light switch works by contacting two conductive plates together, however over time a layer of oxidized material builds up on these plates, this oxidized material is non conductive and should according to classical physics stop the flow of electrons between the plates, yet when you flick the switch the light still works.

      That's quantum tunneling :) But forgive me to not clarify what i meant by a switch. It can also mean a connection. So in a sense, if you disconnect the circuit, it stops the electric flow. If you connect it back by making them touch, the current will flow again (example: a breadboard). However, we could've just build a more complex, unflattering (in term of look) when it comes to light switch, without even needing to use a transistor/op-amp (although the later is a lot better)
      :)
      http://www.gcsescience.com/Switches-Lamps-Parallel-Circuit.gif

      by simply....well, disconnecting the wires and reconnecting them on a breadboard:P

      I'm not too sure about that statement of yours, but I will make no comment on it...
      Glad you find the talk interesting and rational. I would love to tell people how QM isn't as...out of this world and horrible/hard as it sounds. Although it's no easy walk either, it is definitely a common reoccurring theme for many people.

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  7. Hire Robbie PetrinoNovember 10, 2012 at 7:39 PM

    I never understood why people saved pictures of idols. I never understood why I do it either.

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  8. hoopraNovember 10, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    IU fanboys will say she is slut now but will undoubtedly fap to her sextape tho

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  9. LampheadNovember 10, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    it's cause Eunhyuk is so crummy man..literally anyone from SUJU other than Kangin, Shindong, and Leeteuk obviously would have been just fine

    if fanboys saw her with Siwon they'd consider it daebak

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  10. Scatter_88milNovember 10, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    I'm still waiting for what sort of laughable batshit behaviour ELFs will do in response to this scandal.

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  11. arimasenNovember 10, 2012 at 9:55 PM

    The ELFs have supposedly already sent IU death threats. As expected.

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  12. FalloutNovember 10, 2012 at 10:22 PM

    The video was a joke dude

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  13. polNovember 10, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    hot in cleveland..i love that sitcom..btw why its a dangerous place?

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 11, 2012 at 11:56 AM

      Lots of black people on welfare = crime-ridden city.

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    2. TrifflinNovember 12, 2012 at 12:31 PM

      I live in a suburb of Cleveland, not actually in it. WE HARDCORE BEETCHNOZZLES NIGGA COME AT ME.

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  14. IcorisNovember 10, 2012 at 11:57 PM

    DID HE CHOKE HER?

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  15. U-Know Who Has Man TitsNovember 11, 2012 at 1:37 AM

    Iu is... so... unattractive... odd... nose... laugh... lines... flat face... square... face... i... was... afraid... to... say... anything... for... fear... of... of being... bashed... and... her... three... octaves... is... so... fake... three... octaves... my... ass

    Eunhyuk.. is... even... worse... he... sounds... like... a... japanese... when... he... "sings"... or... "raps"...

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    1. AnonymousNovember 11, 2012 at 5:11 AM

      you sayin eunhyuk opparchan is a dirty jap? FUCK YOU, MANTITS

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    2. TonedeadNovember 11, 2012 at 9:19 AM

      She looks like her hands are sticky and that she smells like milk like a pre-schooler.

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    3. U-Know Who Has Man TitsNovember 11, 2012 at 3:09 PM

      Well idk im jap


      She never shaves prolly and has sex with her clothes on


      Eunhyuk is just stinking but i still like Sj but they are not famous anymore.

      Meh, i give up on kpop...

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    4. SuJunkNovember 12, 2012 at 6:52 AM

      I miss sullifagosis :(

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  16. MayuraNovember 11, 2012 at 3:18 AM

    Fanboys are......delusional. O_O

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  17. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 11, 2012 at 4:54 AM

    Even if it is a joke video, you know there are fans out there like this doing the same exact thing.

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  18. UnknownNovember 11, 2012 at 6:04 AM

    I've always admired your "editing" skills :D

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  19. Hire Robbie PetrinoNovember 11, 2012 at 10:42 AM

    I've never stopped to hink how much plastic surgery IU has had, and now that I think about it, I bet she's had a shitload done.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 11, 2012 at 11:55 AM

      It doesn't look like she had any. Look at her pictures without making and photoshop. She looks like a normal Korean.

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    2. bonoboNovember 11, 2012 at 4:27 PM

      she obviously got double eyelid surgery like everyone in korea.

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    3. AndreNovember 11, 2012 at 8:40 PM

      1. 20% of Koreans are born with double eyelids
      2. Many Koreans and several idols still have monolids
      3. IU has always had double eyelids and big eyes
      http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmgaobBDsW1qz9daco1_500.jpg
      4. you're a dumbass

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    4. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 12, 2012 at 5:09 AM

      I have double eyelids without surgery.

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    5. SuJunkNovember 12, 2012 at 6:52 AM

      There are Koreans (and Chinese and Japs) who naturally have double eyelids. Face it, moron

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    6. timchanNovember 13, 2012 at 5:00 PM

      I think a much higher proportion of Chinese and Japanese have natural folded eyelids than Korean.............

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  20. KTYNovember 11, 2012 at 8:37 PM

    Well he plays World of Warcraft and League of Legends. I don't think anything of value has been lost by IU.

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  21. SuperN00bNovember 12, 2012 at 5:41 AM

    this post remind me of this one dude where he post in his tumblr bout how he felt betrayed bcause his fevorite jap pornstar made a special video where she n her (lucky)fan does a sex scene together..its pretty fun read really, if not a little bit pathetic n sad bcause the dude cried over it..

    anyways, IU could do better though..of all the SuJu members (excluding shindong) she had to choose him..meh, who m i to judge..let the fan war begins.. ( = u=)

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  22. SuJunkNovember 12, 2012 at 6:50 AM

    "They can't physically make IU their "property", so they obsess over her, saving every image, video, song that they can find. This allows them to believe that they have a connection with IU since they keep a watch over her as much as they possibly can."

    Reminds me of someone playing the innocent card but got butthurt at me pointing out that fact

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  23. kpop2007November 12, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    that Obama pic killed me lolz

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  24. sulli_fagNovember 19, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    that IU shit pic is pretty awesome!

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  25. UnknownJanuary 18, 2013 at 2:38 AM

    I must admit I did feel a bit disappointed that she is dating someone, but then again this helped remind me that celebrities are people too and they have their lives just like everyone of us do. If she likes him, who are we to say anything about it? It's her choice and if she really likes him, all I can do is cheer them on and hope that their relationship works out in the end

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