Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 19

Holy balls am I ever late on these. Super sorry FISHies. Life caught me in a bind.

Anyways, back to our regular, scheduled programs!

This week's submission comes from Margaux, who found a very scary tumblr:
http://dirtyukissconfessions.tumblr.com/

Now, I do not know anything about U-KISS (other than when people refer to them as "the failing boy group who keeps trying to come back" [then again, don't a lot of boy bands fail?]), but it sounds like KissMes are pretty damn messed up (like most fangirls).

Case 1:

What in the fuck?



First of all, that almost looks like a hipster photograph. A slightly yellow washed, black and white photo of a boy with a concerned look, with pretty text gently laid on top, trying look beautiful and deep (but failing hard at it to a point where it sounds ridiculous). I do not think Hoon wants to do that with you. At all.

Case 2:

Wow! They really CAN get worse! I feel dirty even reading these captions. What is wrong with you girls?

I like how they are mainly 3 liners. Like these fangirls are trying to pull some poetic shit.

"Look everyone! Read my horny haiku! kekeke~"

Pathetic.

Case 3:

lol. I like this one because she clearly does not understand how syntax works. I think you have to switch two of those words, my dear.

Case 4:

That's a little unfair to whoever you are with. This is uncomfortable.

This is just an agglomeration of terrible.

So I am going to destroy your day by posting more of this gold.

How? How would you know that just by looking at him? Are you able to just glance at someone and say "oh yeah, that guy does the good shit. Bet he's awesome at it."

Merci beaucoup, Margaux, for ruining our lives.





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