As reported, the girls were traveling to Jamshil and the van they were in hit an icy patch and slipped on a curvy road, slamming into the right guard rail and flipped over. All the members were immediately transferred to the emergency room at a nearby hospital. Unlike the previous report that stated Hyosungwas severely injured, it was Zinger who suffered the worst injuries with fractured ribs and a bruised lung. The rest of the members and the manager who was driving suffered light injuries and bruises, and were released from the hospital.AKF's very own KPop CSI team were on the scene to investigate within minutes of the first reports. After analyzing the wreckage and Zinger's injuries, they've officially confirmed that Zinger (being the whale that she is/was) absorbed most of the impact with her body.
As soon as the car began to lose control, Zinger reacted quickly by removing the stomach staples keeping her fat rolled up. Gathering all of her members and manager into her rolls of blubber, she provided safe refuge from the turbulence and violent flipping of the car. However, because of her recent
GOD BLESS ZINGER'S FAT ASS FOR SAVING SECRET'S LIVES.
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Doesn't look that bad.
ReplyDeleteBit deformation
Minor discoloration
Awkward positioning, but forgivable given the situation.
Looking over my post again, the same could be applied to the car accident.
DeleteShiiit, that's why I turn into an old lady driver during winter. I don't wanna flip my car!!
ReplyDeleteThank god I live in a sweaty humid monkey island
DeleteMaybe Zinger is a bit fat....NOT AS FAT AS YOU!
ReplyDeleteLOL HI DASOM <3 U GURL
DeleteRIP in peace, Zinger
ReplyDeleteyou were the people's Suzy
the law of conservation of momentum tells us that if Zinger is heavy enough, there is a slightly less amount of them changing velocity as opposed to an emptier car. However, due to snow, and it looks like it was skidding downhill, that will also makes the car run a little faster without losing too much energy...and ultimately, ended up providing a net torque (because not all the weight are concentrated), which eventually flips the car over.
ReplyDeleteI love how everyone's reaction is basically HYOSUNG IS OK SWEET OK.
ReplyDeletePoor JingJing. : c
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ReplyDeleteI'm usually up for AKF dissing but I find this article rather tacky. Personally, I don't find it funny to make fun of others misfortunes (especially if they've been injured seriously).
ReplyDeleteThen again Zinger is the least liked among the SECRET members in AKF so it's not much of a surprise.
Anyway it's probably just me........ :|
I totally agree with you, as much as I hate someone, I wouldn't make fun of an injured person, I mean I would do so if they are not injured, but she is having some casualties.
DeleteI agree, this was pretty low for them. Lost some respect honestly. I hope Zinger heals quickly :)
DeleteEmotionalists rationalizing. Keep at it, ladies!
Delete^ Dang straight I will.
Deletei fucking hope jingo is alright.
ReplyDeletenot cool zakubot.
DeleteCan't blame him. He's mecha afterall
DeleteI vote this as THE worst article on AKF of all time.
DeleteSmh endlessly and no, Zinger's not my bias.
It's Jieun.
why is zingers hand on jieuns right boob
ReplyDeletewhy not
DeleteYo dawg this would have made sense last year but I think you missed the part where she got fit.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/uOPJJRXvQHQ
Whatup.
DAMN!!!"Mazic" sucks but DAMN!
DeleteFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREAKKKKKK! DAYUMMMMM!! Zinger is FYNE!
DeleteNaw man, naw. You can't call Zinger a whale after all this sexiness.
Ok this isn't cool at all.
ReplyDeleteThe accident. Well, slightly the banter.
RIP Jinggo's hypothetical tubal ligation...and ribs...and lungs
Zinger looks much better now though lol.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I hope they-re all okay.
Zinger looks much better now though lol.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I hope they-re all okay.
Sorry to play moral fag but making fun of someone who broke their ribs (sounds pretty fucking painful) the day of the accident just seems a little low. Arguably this could be considered on the same level as the antis youve made fun of in the past here too.
ReplyDeleteIs Zinger was THAT FAT then she shouldn't have had those injuries. Fat is a shock absorber so there should be no injuries right?
ReplyDeleteHateful post.
Let karma comes to you and I hope your fat saves you!
Okay seriously, wtf is wrong with you? Laughing at people's misfortune. And yes like someone said, this post brings you to the same ugly level of antis you've made fun of. I mean would you like it if your ribs got broken and suddenly people started making up jokes about it ? That is so low tbh. It's not even funny, poor Secret having to go through that. I'm not even their fan but at least show some fucking respect to someone who survived a misfortune that could've led them to death. It's good to know they're still alive. But AKF, seriously this is very low.
ReplyDelete3 words that follow: I agree totally.
DeleteMany many times this site has crossed the line by my (constantly fluctuating) standards.
DeleteI will still follow this site however if there's SUCH another article like this again, it's Goodbye Baby goodbye.
There IS such a thing as right and wrong, South Park be damned.
My 2 cents (dimes? nickels?) worth.
I like Zinger, I like her rapping and I don't find her annoying. I find the posts about her on this blog humorous and I take them with a grain of salt, but this is one post that made me feel seriously uncomfortable. She broke her rib, man, AND bruised her lung, she didn't do anything to warrant that kind of reaction.
ReplyDeleteAnd she wasn't ever fat.
I just knew such reactions in the comments section was bound to happen as soon as I read this.
ReplyDeleteWow, pretty much kicking someone while they're already down.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty low, even for this site.
WOW *_* YOU MUST BE SERIOUSLY INSECURE WITH YOUR OWN BODY, YOU'VE REALLY MADE ME LAUGH WITH YOUR EXTREMLEY SAD LIFE, THANK YOU!!!
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ReplyDeleteWTF is wrong with you people
ReplyDeleteShe just got into a caraccident and all you can do is bash her?
Grow up, you dont need to vend your jealousy towards Zinger through the internet
Go grow a fucking life
Ps: What goes around comes back around
I don't see how jealousy even fits into all this LOL.
DeleteZaku only cares and loves T.O.P
ReplyDeleteTrue story.
one: zakubot is not desperate/fat/whatever. that's possibly the stupidest argument of all time.
ReplyDeletetwo: car accidents are not funny. a friend of mine died in a similar way. (ps jingo isn't chubbs anymore though she went all anorexic 4 u bitches. i liked her fat ass)
Not surprised. Their comeback was a major flop. A big fall from "Move" last year. That's why they had to 'pretend' that they were on a car crash and had to postpone activities when in fact they're ending it because of the bad sales.
ReplyDeleteYeah that makes total sense. Missing all the appearances and performances they would have had scheduled for promoting their new song and missing out on all the appearance fees they would have gotten as well as the opportunities to promote themselves to keep themselves relevant.
Delete"Some people on the internet think our new song isn't so great, better swerve the fuck onto a patch of ice and nearly kill Zinger!" That's some genius logic right there. lol.
This article is trash. Have you no respect for human life? Don't answer that. I hope you learn how to be a good member of society and care about the wellbeing of others.
ReplyDeleteSome human lives don't deserve respect at all. Open World Ent's CEO is one of them.
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