Eunji Hates Worst Korea

  

So, Eunji tweeted this picture of her hanging some oranges out the window to cool them off. Naturally, for breaking a traffic law, netizens were upset with Eunji. Looking deeper into it, there is a motive behind this.

Eunji is actually from Best Korea. She became an idol to ruin the image of the Hallyu since great leader Kim Jong Un hates the Hallyu because it needs to be replaced with the Best Korea Hallyu. She did things like this to get people to support Best Korea, but since she wasn't popular enough at the time, she only received backlash for it.

Then came her big break in Answer Me 1997. It was perfect since she instantly became one of the most recognizable idols. She was biding her time, taking part in the Legally Blonde musical and acting in the upcoming drama That Winter, The Wind Blows. Since the drama is about to premiere, Eunji decided this would be the perfect time to innocently kill some Worst Koreans. 

A Cube Entertainment apoligized on Eunji's behalf.

Well, shit, she got caught. We're contacting Yang Hyun Suk right now to get his expertise on handling traffic incidents concerning idols. We're also hoping a T-ara member does something soon so that this gets overshadowed. JYP told us to make something up about T-ara, so if you see an article such as Hyomin trampling on a jockey, well, you know that it definitely didn't come from us.

Kim Jong Un was unavailable to comment, citing that he's too busy trying to nuke the U.S. rather than worrying about one of his own soldiers trying to kill some Worst Koreans.

[Author's Note]: I'll be real busy for the next two-three weeks, so I probably won't have any posts up.