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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

VOTE DANI FOR BEST NEW B.E.T. SUPERSTAR

T-ara N4 + Dani are going to be at the BET Awards but no one gives a shit about those other 4 bitches since DANI is going to share the stage with CHRIS BROWN.

EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
HYPHY
Let me give you some context for this shit.

Chris Breezy and Dani go way back, growing up together in the streets of Tappahannock, Virginia. They bled together, they shed thug tears together, they even smacked hoes together. They were inseparable friends for life until the fateful day that Chris Breezy was signed to Def-Jam Records to start a new career in America and Dani was street-scouted by Kim Kwang Soo in the gritty streets of Seoul.

After ages of zero communication, they finally reunited in the hallowed halls of Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles in Los Angeles. When Chris Breezy heard that Dani was training to become a rapper for T-ara, he knew he just had to take her under his wing and mentor her budding talents. He turned this trash:



INTO THIS GEM OF GEMS:



Don't let anyone know I shared this secret track from Dani's upcoming solo album (produced by Chris Breezy of course). 

Because of this newfound talent, Dani was immediately scouted by the prestigious Black Entertainment Television network who recognized her innate blackness despite her outward giraffe-like Korean appearance. They nominated her for this year's Best Female Hip-Hop artist among the likes of Azealia Banks, Eve, Nicki Minaj, Rasheeda, Rye Rye. This was their official press statement on the matter:
"She a nigga too, nigga, like dem yellow M&Ms or some shit."
There can only be one winner, so please show support for Dani so she can become America's next radio-smashing hit performer.

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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 21, 2013 at 10:54 PM

    "She a nigga too, nigga, like dem yellow M&Ms or some shit."

    Dying. But dying with a smile. Oh, that's the best.

    Hopefully she's into getting choked.

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  2. Fany PackMay 22, 2013 at 2:19 AM

    Why ya gotta do me like that?

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  3. UnknownMay 22, 2013 at 5:57 AM

    "She a nigga too, nigga, like dem yellow M&Ms or some shit."

    Omfg I can't ;A;

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  4. AnonymousMay 22, 2013 at 7:27 AM

    she sounds wayyy too young for the industry

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  5. SARANGHAE9MUSESMay 22, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    Chris Brown and his bitches. Anyways I hope T-ara does good.

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  6. timchanMay 23, 2013 at 7:35 AM

    KKS: most wanton and unrepentant troll in Kpop

    T-ara N4 debuting in US: Trolling of The Year Award hands down. K-netizens must have gone berserk upon hearing this announcement.

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  7. mybiasbeatsyourbiasMay 24, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    Who dafuq is t-ara N4?

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  8. SLWMay 25, 2013 at 2:00 AM

    http://allaboutboon.ucoz.com/blog/t_ara_b_e_t/2013-05-25-3

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    1. SLWMay 25, 2013 at 2:01 AM

      ^ Come visit my blog about this article.

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  9. Akeelah'sbeeMay 27, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    Blatantly anti-black. I remember why I've stopped checking this site, bc African Americans are somehow always the secondary topic. Being summoned in every article. Choke on a chicken bone sweetie.

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  10. UnknownJuly 1, 2013 at 5:10 PM

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  11. UnknownJuly 1, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    Little Hint about Miss Greedy B. Dani is a power hungry child. And yes I said child, as she is only 15 years old. Born December 23, 1998. and Im still trying to figure out how a california girl got with CCM in the first place. And why CCM would even listen to the ramblings and ideas of a child with out knowing who the heck they were dealing with.

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