Yes, this is considered news. It's not like there are articles about me driving my car to college and hoping I don't get mugged every day.
In other important news, I took a shit this morning. However, I didn't upload a pic of the aforementioned dump, instead I proceeded to wash my hands and go on with my day instead of making a story out of something so banal.
Honestly, knowing Korean entertainment media, I'm surprised there hasn't been a story of a celebrity taking a dump.
The entire Kpop has become synonymous with banality and black-wannabe, so what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it's only news when mannequins such as Bom takes a dump. But again, Bom unnie is so divine that she's beyond pooping. Therefore it's a non-news.
"Bom unnie is so divine that she's beyond pooping"
DeleteBut-But-But I've always wanted to eat her poo... it's my biggest dream in life ! =(
lmao, allkpop posts the worst articles.
ReplyDeleteA few days, there was something of Taeyeon getting a mosquito bite and just a few minutes ago, there's an article of G-Dragon jumping in the air and getting hurt.
a few days ago**
DeleteThat is kpop's peculiar way of measuring relevance. Better getting headlines such as "oppar is breathing air, hooray" than having to post selca of your abs on social media account like what Kahi just did to prove you are not dead and buried, yet.
Delete"Taeyeon getting a mosquito bite"
DeleteI didn't see the article, since AKFG and some Asian media-centric board are the only sources of K-Pop to me, but did they seriously make an article out of a simple Instagram upload !? BWAHAHA
Even for me, as a Taefag, that is stupid.
"Day 21
ReplyDeleteSurvived another day inhaling air. Some stupid shit took a picture of me on the subway. I hope I don't get cancer from all the flash photography. I'll keep updating my fight for O2 here on my twitter, which I only really use to share pictures, I've taken of miscellaneous foods anyway.
Hwating/sarang/wear a sweater 'cause it's cold/dickback"
Well, I for one am looking forward to 2xPark TV, since I really enjoyed 2NE1tv.
ReplyDeleteIf I need to stop the stream tomorrow temporarily to take a shit I'll be sure to tell all of you. It's journalism, or something.
ReplyDeleteMeh, not quite as bad as Tiffany chewing bubblegum at the airport thereby making her a self-absorbed attention whore in the eyes of k-netz but still pretty smh worthy.
ReplyDeleteMy absolute fave non-story was Seohyun dropping her purse as she walked in the airport. There wasn't even any controversy or anything. Nope, just dropped her purse and picked it up
DeleteI need links to these stories.
DeleteBoth of them, pls.
Seohyun: http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/20140/20130205/seohyun-drops-her-purse.htm
DeleteNever heard of that site before, but at least the comments seem to be reasonably anti-posteveryshitthathappens.
DeleteThanks for the link grab, Kpopalypse!
DeleteAll good. I couldn't find the other one though, but I do remember seeing NB talk about it so maybe there's an article there.
DeleteYeah, I def remember the Tiffany "staging" her bubble pop story, too. It was fabulously inane as well.
DeleteNothing beats the 50 page article about Kim Jisook's Instagram pictures resembling Taeyeon's though
DeleteJisook does have some resemblance every now and then.
DeleteShe's like a more adult looking Taeyeon.
Btw:
DeleteTaeyeon vs Jisook (Sorry, the link to the actual article itself might not work but you can still see the netizen buzz article)
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/the-netizen-with-most-time-in-world.html
Tiffany chewing bubblegum:
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com.au/2013/07/bubble-bubble-pop-pop.html
This one is unique because its one of the rare occasions when inetz aren't taking knetz seriously and making fun of them like the failed abortions they are.
"But I chew gum in the airplane and the airport-. I never knew I was an attention whore, god please forgive me for my sluttly actions."
"I'm sorry to everyone...I need to confess too...I chew and blow bubblegum too, even outside of an airport. I will reflect it, I'm so sorry knetizen"
Jaejin Christ forgives all your sins, there is no need to be sorry.
Still better than fix the MV crap
ReplyDeleteTrue but that's like saying a piece of shit is tastier because at least you sun-dried it on a plate for a few hours before putting it in your mouth.
DeleteAllkpop will make an article out of an idol getting acne or taking a selca. Either that or, my favorite, "dating rumors". Who could forget the anonymous source that confirmed Hwayoung/Zico and the reflection in Victoria's spoon that gave away her secret love for Changmin?
ReplyDeleteI'm actually a massive HwaZi shipper cause I like to imagine that Taewoon, Zico, Hyoyoung, Hwayoung all get together and have a massive orgy lol.
DeleteOh, the spoon. I loved the spoon.
Deletezico has a lot of potential i wonder why he is so bent on spending all his time with people who suck at rapping like kyung and hwayoung
DeleteKyung isn't that bad, but I guess hanging around Block B makes Zico sound 100x better. I always thought it was sort of a Hyorin situation with him.
DeleteI MUST KNOW, WERE HWAYOUNG AND ZICO EVER CONFIRMED?
DeleteAKP claimed it was their "insider" that reported it and that's why nobody else did. Who knows though. But "dating" could have just meant "shared the back seat of a car once or twice", thereby making the story not technically incorrect and thereby allowing AKP to synchronise the article with rival Soompi's Block-B related promo activity. All I know is that no other news outlet mentioned it - ever.
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Deleteyukwon was the only one who confirmed his relationship but the members have sais on several occasions that zico is super popular with the ladies so yeah it could just be that they were fucking for a while
DeleteThe only evidence I know of is Zico giving Hwayoung a ride in his car to drop her off somewhere. Obviously fucking.
DeleteBut seriously, that shot makes them look like a bunch of weirdos clueless of the real world above.
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