How did they all come together?
1. [+544, -68] Clara, KARA, T-ara, Hara. All of the 'Ra' are fu*king rude, it seems.That's when I realized, "Damn Korea, you have no fucking idea." RUDE? I think not.
So just who is in the Ra Tang Clan anyway...?
KARA
Before there was even a Hallyu Wave, the Ghostface Killaz of Korea were tearing shit up and generally getting up to no good. Their legendary exploits range far and wide:
- contract breakers
- HARA is a slut:
- fucks random people in pensions
- fucks Lee Soo Hyuk
- fucks CNBlue's Yonghwa
- fucks 2PM's Chansung
- fucks B2ST's Junhyung
- stealing wardrobes
- parking in handicapped spots
- not stanning Dokdo
- being whiny bitches on broadcast
T-ARA
T-ara are the youngbloods of the Ra Tang clan, but they still have a hefty rap sheet:
- lip syncing on debut
- high turnover on gang members
- Jiae
- Jiwon
- Hwayoung (RIP in peace)
- Areum
- racist towards Native Americans
- Jiyeon is a webcam stripper (WARNING: POSSIBLY NSFW)
- Jiyeon is too gangsta for the stage
- Hwayoung is a stripper
- Hyomin was a former member of the Iljin gang
- Areum talked shit on F(x)'s Luna
- Soyeon fucked an SNSD manager and got kicked out
- Soyeon talked shit on Yoon Eun Hye
- T-ara jumped in new members too hard
Stay away from these bitches too or they'll bully your ass to death.
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- has big tits
- her big tits are too "in-your-face" for Korean prudes
- is a recipe thief
- pissed off netizens by pitching like shit
- consistently annoys netizens about SNSD stories
Do not fuck with her unless you want your face titty-slapped into sausage paste.
YURA
This gangsta-ass bitch right here is swag as fuck too, fuck what you heard. Yura's street cred may not be as filled out as the others, but she can hang with the big dawgs.
- also has big tits
- got caught trying to hustle 2 entertainment companies at the same damn time
- too swagged out from head to toe
- raging lesbian
DARA
I got nothing for Dara, she's just a druggie.
You forgot the most gangsta of them all, C-RA-YON POP.
ReplyDeleteWe already covered that tho.
Deletehttp://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2013/03/crayon-pops-way-was-gang-leader-in.html
True but we've also covered T-ara's gangsterism 10 zillion times yet they still made the cut.
DeleteEven I thought it was too much of a stretch to include em. Strictly -ra idols.
DeleteCrayon are more gangsta and that's why the RA comes sooner in their name. They're on a higher level.
DeleteMost gangster of all is Rania because the RA comes first. And Rain. He was so gangster he went to the military and they were too scared to deploy him on the battlefield for fear of what he might do to the North.
DeleteLet's not forget the love of Kpoppar-lypse'es life, RAina!
DeleteShe'z tha leader of the Ra Tang!
DeleteRaina is so gangsta she went up to the boss of Pledis and said "give me my own side project with the two hottest girls in After School and all the best songs, so I've still got a career after I graduate. That is, unless you want to find a horse's head in your bed."
DeleteShe threatened to kill Nana?
DeleteLizzy is prolly one of the worst looking ones in as imo
DeleteLizzy is hot, it's just that her bangs constantly betray her. During flashaback and Lipstick eras she looked even hotter than Nana.
DeleteOh my God, the Raina thing made me laugh so hard xD
DeleteWhen do we find out your real username is ZakuRA?
ReplyDeleteZakura
Deletehttp://i.imgur.com/Os8pW0o.jpg
Zakura Senpai is so kawaii.
DeleteOH GOD
Deleteさくら ひらひら 舞い降りて落ちて 揺れる 想いのたけを 抱きしめた
Delete君と 春に 願いし あの夢は 今も見えているよ さくら舞い散る_______
I don't know that many kanji yet, translate pls
DeleteThey're song lyrics.
DeleteNo say the Jinri's Truth, it's SAKURA by いきものがかり。i post the lyric because lead singer say "SAKURA", sound like an ode to ZAKURA (-:
DeleteThere a hundred of songs that have "Sakura" in the title.
Deletethe one i titled is the only one i know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DeleteWhy are yura and minah so gay? When will they make a fullblown homo concept?
ReplyDeleteQri is gang leader, f*cking Next Level sh*t b*tch Love Her ! Yura kill off the penis, cut it off. Nickname, Johnny Hunter. Areum summon spirit of Hwayoung past to kill all atrocity and plague of the world, ze:a kwanghee, and super junior.
ReplyDeleteNew Gang is formed after Qri kill all the bich. Name? RI BITCHES FUCK BITCHES. 리리리리
member : Qri, Jinri, Hyeri, Yuri moscot? seungri, male slave. Welcome to the Ri-l world, cunts.
A comment I found on another site:
Delete'kks loves girls with horrible backgrounds...
jiyeon - stripper at the age of 13
hyomin - sex machine
soyeon - manager digger"
ROFLMFAO
Nice to learn that they are easy lays. That probably means every heteronormal male, including I myself, has a fighting chance of sticking it in their pussies.
DeleteZaku can you make the gif of all these wicked booty shot??? Mainly Ssul, Krystal, and the other one. I never see so much booty since Keeping Up With the Kardashains season finale 2012. ALSO VERY IMPORTANT, short but noticeable SULLI FRONT PANT SHOT, most amazing thing i see all year ((((^: Sulli Bless. http://youtube.com/watch?v=6dVmZXV8IUo
ReplyDeleteI always wondered where those Krystal scenes were from.
DeleteIf zaku doesn't do it could you....possibly...... do it...... please...........;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
DeleteWow these scandals are... really tame.
ReplyDeleteHyuna should change her stage name to hyura.
ReplyDeleteCan you even get that name in hangul? I don't think I've seen 휴 or 혀 in someones nane before but I could be wrong. She should change her name to just simply 라 that's how baddass she is.
DeleteDoesn't matter. Stop ruining the joke ffs.
DeleteMy upstanding gentleman of African descent, what about Bora from Sistar. That girl is like a tank. Rival hoes try to smash running-tracks into her and try to burn her "accidentally" with stage lights but muh gurl just brushes all that shit off her shoulders like it's nothing
ReplyDeleteI was trying to think of something for Bora, but I had nothing. Soyu, Dasom, and Hyorin were the trouble magnets, and I completely forgot she was shot by stage lights like 50 Cent.
DeleteIf taking hits to the face is a measure of gangsta, Bora definitely is. She has faceplanted so many times yet never got a bruise or scratch from it. Iron Face Bora.
DeleteUnfortunately Hara isn't MY slut. =(
ReplyDelete"Hwayoung is a stripper" - One of the best uses of linking I've seen in a long time. haha
"Do not fuck with her unless you want your face titty-slapped into sausage paste" - This is actually my fetish.
Fuck, that Yura & Hyeri gif is spectacular, Sojin's face is absolutely priceless.
"nude colored outfit" - Nude colored ? NUDE colored !? Whatever happened to "skin" ?
How could you forget t-ara stint with chris brown. i mean they were even in compton lol. t-ara the most gangster girl group of all time and if you pretend boram and dani dont it exist then they are on of the hottest too.
ReplyDeleteNature's Greif Dani is 12 You Lolicon Freak
DeleteThis post is too perfect could you do a second part?
ReplyDeleteYou got lot of people left
RA-in that bi-tch...
BoRa
Rania (after school)
Rania (group)
Hello Penis has a lot of 'Ras'
SeRa (nine muses)
G Duragon ? Or they type it Duregon?
Baram (Bigstar)
Terada Takuya (Cross Gene)
Does Infinite have Ras? Bcos I hate those bitches
Ravi (VIXX) in Spanish Rabo means dong, and if you say Rabi it's like saying little dong
as member is called raina not rania
Deleteinfinite does not have any ra's and besides they might be bitches but they handle themselves spectacularly when in public places
Oh yeah, like refusing do aegyo in weekly idol bcos they weren't that low class anymore
DeleteOr one of them saying that women at their 30s are mommies
Or singing songs like uncomfortable truth, which is one of the most machist song I've heard in a long time
And who knows what else since I don't keep on these bitches
Refusing to do aegyo once means nothing, you know that right? At least Sunggyu didn't burst into tears like Jiyoung did because they made him do aegyo. I guess the fact that they kneel before their fans means nothing either.
DeleteAlso, Sunggyu didn't say that all women in their 30s are like mommies. He merely said that a //particular// woman was a man-eater but everyone is twisting his words around.
They don't get to pick what they sing either. Their company chooses the concepts, the lyrics, the producers, everything.
Bitch is a word for female dog. Learn how to use it.
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DeleteRavi is a fucking satan, fuck him not in the Ra Clan
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Deleteyou seem to have beef with mostly sunggyu and yes he does talk trash without thinking and can be pretty cutting which doesn't always translate to funny but honestly the ridiculous amount of nice things that infinite does and is constantly in the news for far outnumber their slip-ups and while that doesn't mean that they're good people it does mean that they are smart about being celebrities
Deleteand jesus christ bora would only make it to this list if being ditzy was a crime
me?? i dont have the beef with sunggyuck just think infinite make me wanna shit a blood!!! hate infinite!!!!!! sunggyu my bias????? yuck nOT WOOHYUN....,,,.,,...... i need to become one with Holy Trinity Dongw00... save me Oppa.... but pls... kill myung...... b4 he kill sunjohn........
Deletethat pic of eunjung flipping the bird is very becoming.
ReplyDeletetotally serious. it gave me a slight erection.
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DeleteI am still confused as to whether it's real or photoshopped.........but what a impertinent ho EUnfjung is, still full of smack and not showing the slightest trace of compunction for being a "rice cake bitch".............
Deletethat's hawt. cute as fuck and remorseless. now if only someone could find out if she keeps eye-contact while gettin the d...
DeleteI'm not surprised you left out Lime from HELLOVENUS, who is so fucking bad-ass that the Ra in her name is too gangsta for the English language so its exclusive to hangul.
ReplyDeletehara is always a bitch, but i admit that she's pretty
ReplyDeleteHey do you often visit Netizen Buzz? Because some of the folks there first mentioned the "RA" curse in the comments sections..only a matter of time before SanDARA creates a scandal for 2NE1...
ReplyDeleteAll the queens in this post. Korea better bow the fuck down.
ReplyDeleteDara has zero street cred. Kara just use her to smuggle their drugs in her snatch to Japan and she sneaks Eunjung and Hyomin's guns into the club. Security never checks the malnourished looking bitch.