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Monday, September 2, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 39

I temporarily have halted taking suggestions (for this week only. Don't worry - I will sift through your submissions again soon) to bring you this gem of a finding:


Does your WHAT DO WHAT? 

I can't tell if this is a compliment or insult to Luhan (from EXO, of course. What other fangirl would say this other than an Exotic?).

I am no doctor, but I think you should get that checked out, young lady. It must make listening to EXO music awkward for you when others are around if you are queefing when he sings.

Luhan apparently has this effect on other women as well because I later found this on Kpop Secrets:


The fuck is wrong with all of you Exotics? At least she admits that this is horrendously embarrassing. You better not have let anyone eat that cucumber.


Please say "salad".


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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2013 at 12:15 AM

    Why are Exotics so thirsty? It makes no sense whatsoever.

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    1. OrangeDoodleSeptember 2, 2013 at 6:41 PM

      Have you seen them? If not, go take a look and you'll see why they seem dehydrated as f***.

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  2. Taeyeon_FaggosisSeptember 2, 2013 at 12:42 AM

    I want dat Luhan's pic right now, unf

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    1. 364LeinadSeptember 2, 2013 at 2:15 AM

      You'd probably be able to find something by going throught the archives at pervingonkpop/Mens' Bathroom.

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    2. Sulli ChristSeptember 2, 2013 at 5:24 AM

      Why do you want Ringworm photo? I can't Understand You

      Delete
    3. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2013 at 4:29 AM

      it was probably his aegyo face

      http://24.media.tumblr.com/9109476d26db57fdc74d83a2f5f33bb0/tumblr_mpfajod3Ym1sxbe6ho1_250.gif

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  3. NoSeptember 2, 2013 at 1:19 AM

    The first thing is hilarious.

    However, there's nothing wrong with the second thing, actually. Except for maybe writing about it online...

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2013 at 9:03 AM

      However there's something wrong with more and more articles on AKF being about EXO.
      Smh I'd rather the authors shit on Seungri and co, T-error and PlasticGeneration again and again than THIS...

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    2. NoSeptember 2, 2013 at 11:29 AM

      I don't care about any boybands at all, so I mostly just completely skip the articles.

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    3. KpopalypseSeptember 2, 2013 at 8:26 PM

      People are saying and doing more stupid shit re: EXO so I reckon that's generating more articles about EXO. In the meantime a lot of other usually more scandal-prone artists have recently just been getting on with shiz and not really giving a lot to write about.

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  4. 364LeinadSeptember 2, 2013 at 2:07 AM

    Poor exo-fags. I've met quite arr few who are actually great people and I'm happy to call my friends, it's a shame that failed abortions such as these fucktards give them a bad rep. Sone-fags and twennywan-fags have the same problem.

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  5. RealJWSeptember 2, 2013 at 3:20 AM

    God wow girls can be scary sometimes.

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  6. KpopalypseSeptember 2, 2013 at 4:02 AM

    I'm going to dress up as a cucumber and stand in a queue to see EXO if they ever come to where I live, just to see what happens.

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    1. NoSeptember 2, 2013 at 6:00 AM

      I'll send Chris Hansen over.

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    2. KpopalypseSeptember 2, 2013 at 4:18 PM

      Actually Chris Hansen should be in the cucumber suit. He can stand there doing absolutely nothing and when one of them touches him he can remove the mask and go "I'm Chris Hansen and you're on To Catch An EXOtic, do you have anything to say for yourself before the police arrive young lady?". Then he can leave and a SWAT team appears and makes the fangirls queue in an orderly straight line and whacks anyone with a truncheon who screams.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2013 at 6:25 AM

    i read that one about lu han singing while fucking before and i laughed so hard at the virginity

    also from this day forward every time i hiccup i will wonder what it feels like in my vagina

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  8. SuJunkSeptember 2, 2013 at 7:10 AM

    I'd like to one day see a fanboy secret exposing how he likes shoving a cucumber up to his ass imagining female idols assfucking him with a strap-on dildo

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  9. greasybyuntaeSeptember 2, 2013 at 12:22 PM

    Oh god I forgot to read the blog and stuff first and just left something on your askfm slow clap for me I'm sorry

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    1. ShinbiSeptember 4, 2013 at 11:29 AM

      I don't know which 'ask' was yours? Care to elaborate? Don't even worry about it though - I love all asks.

      Delete
  10. CitrusPartySeptember 2, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    I was so close to sending in that Luhan secret, but it seems like it's made its way around. I'm hoping for a Freudian analysis of the new GD MV. Have y'all seen this? http://www.scribd.com/doc/164805066/G-dragon-s-Coup-D-Etat-MV-Symbolisms

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    1. UnknownSeptember 2, 2013 at 7:53 PM

      A reason why I don't like the new GD. His visual kei style bugs me

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  11. FariseoSeptember 2, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    where is sulli_fag when you need him
    btw hwat happen to sullifag I dont see his comments anymore I think he finally got his first girlfriend or he when to korea to meet Tia IDK!

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  12. arimasenSeptember 2, 2013 at 9:36 PM

    can one's vagina even 'hiccup' in the first place?

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  13. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)September 3, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    lol...luhan. are you freakin kiddin me

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  14. TrifflinSeptember 6, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    ........what has been seen can never be unseen.....

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