Clara Can't Catch a Break

Much maligned semi-celebrity Clara has been dragged up and down the figurative mud by netizens, but it's fairly obvious now why. Dem bitches be jelly of Clara's pussy game.

Dem lips, dat jaw

The latest bit of Clara news that's got netizens in a tizzy is all because of that blurry as fuck picture of a blurry woman (allegedly Clara) getting her grind on with an blurry man (allegedly G-Dragon). Assuming the figures in the picture are Clara and GD, the only reason why people hate Clara is because oppa is grinding his ass on her AND HE LIKES IT. Clara is spitting more game than most other people in the biz and people are consumed with jealousy. Just look at the comments on the picture:

1. [+1,493, -115] Clara clearly doesn't know how Korean society works if she thinks she can grind against G-Dragon

2. [+1,410, -135] That's not even grinding, she's completely laying on him;;

4. [+167, -18] Really, what's wrong with Clara? She clearly knows that there are journalists there with Jaebum's party as well as non-celebrities, she should've been more careful with her actions but clearly she enjoys this negative attention on herself. 

5. [+161, -19] As expected of Clara, trying to win with her body

6. [+156, -8] GD has his back turned and it looks like Clara's the one grinding from the back... ㅋㅋㅋ

7. [+154, -21] I know that people dance like that at clubs but she's going too far... especially considering that she's a celebrity with people walking

8. [+153, -7] Watch her go on some foreign show and lie about how a top Korean singer grinded with her at a club..

Yeah. You can hear the anguished cries of "OPPA WHY WON'T YOU NOTICE ME" echoing through cyberspace from here. Come on, man. Let the girl get her grind on at da crub, it's what all the cool Koreans are doing these days. The best part has to be how she's not grinding on anyone, but is in fact getting grinded on. There's a big difference people, and leave it to your typical netizen to try to spin evidence they're using to slutshame her the wrong way.

At least there's one voice of reason, I suppose:

3. [+1,359, -572] Well, how else do you expect people to dance at clubs? Is there a class difference between GD and Clara that I'm not aware of?

But still, it's not even just this one incident. People are just jealous that she's apparently got her life set because of random shit:

• Clara's got a banging body:

• She's got a decent face to go with the body (YMMV)
• Her main claim to fame is that she almost got into SNSD
• meaning she was sort-of best pals with da unnies
• She gets attention for her bangin' body
• She gets paid essentially just for having a bangin' body

Add (possibly) fucking GD on top of that list and you've got a recipe for mad jelly. Clearly she gives no fucks about what anyone thinks outside of your standard "Oops, sorry not really sorry" PR statement. Party on, Clara.