[MV Review] miss A - Hush

This video accurately depicts the song. Full review after the jump.

I was lucky to have no expectations for the song. To me, E Tribe are the definition of one-hit wonder. Sure, people liked Gee, but what have they done since then? They've just produced song after song that nobody really cares about. To be brutally honest, I expected this song to suck, but it surpassed my expectations. It really fucking sucks. It's a shame, because this is the first miss A title track that I would advise for people to avoid at all costs.

Look at the backgrounds when the MV starts. Sure, it's hard since "___ is so pretty/cute/sexy/iku iku-inducing fapworthy", but just look. It represents the filth that this song is. It's a foreboding that you should either mute the fucking music video or exit it right now.

The song starts off with a slow beat with Min singing while the other girls are groping her tits. It's slowly building up and it's starting to sound nice. Even Suzy the fat whore's part sounded good right after. Then the chorus comes in...and yeah. This is really the highest point of the song, and there's still more than two minutes left. Get ready for a long, depressing two minutes as you stare at the clock, waiting for 3:35 to come as quickly as possible.

Fei's and Jia's parts are where the songs loses me, because I felt the song lost all of it's momentum, and I was quickly becoming bored. The chorus doesn't save it afterwards, and the bridge is a major letdown. The rest of the song continues its downward spiral before the ending just comes out of nowhere. This is the second time I have watched this MV and I'm still confused when I listen to the song.

Some individual parts of the song may sound good, but when putting all of the pieces together, it sounds like a jumbled mess with no structure. This feels like a demo track, since the whole track screams 'half produced piece of shit'. The song never builds up at all, which is the songs major flaw. It builds up to the chorus and dies off, before building up to the chorus, before falling off the edge even further with the bridge, before ending on a whimper with the ending of the song. I cannot think of any positives for the song except that there was no idol rapping in the song. However, this song may have actually benefited from some idol rapping, as that would have added some much needed energy to this bland song.

JYP, you UCAAD, don't outsource miss A's music next time.

Here, enjoy this short video of Lee Da Hee. We need something bright after experiencing this gloomy piece of shit.