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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Jonghyun Possibly Dating Lee Yoo Bi



Jonghyun is once again on the prowl for some vagina after breaking up with Shin Se Kyung years ago.



In Jonghyun's latest attempt to prove AKF commenter No wrong, Jonghyun is reportedly in a relationship with Lee Yoo Bi.

In a statement released by SM Entertainment (that somehow AKF only received, how odd), they commented on the rumors.

It is indeed true that Jonghyun is dating Lee Yoo Bi. After breaking up with Shin Se Kyung, Jonghyun went back to his life of banging the other SHINee members as required in his contract. As Butters from South Park has so eloquently put it, gay wieners aren't threatening to the female fanbase. When fangirls are in delulu-land shipping the members in gay OTPs, everything goes great. However, we know Shawols tends to lose their shit whenever Jonghyun refuses to act gay any longer.

Jonghyun recently had a press release, confirming the rumors.

If I am to lick anyone's asshole, I would prefer that asshole to belong to a girl instead of belonging to another guy while I fondle his ballsack. Sure, we all know Taemin can look like a woman, but he still has the anatomy of the male, so ramming my dick up his ass isn't as pleasing. Besides, he's too selfish to clean my dick off after I'm done. What an asshole. Anyway, I am fulfilling my rights to choose the pink over the stink! 
We here at AKF wish these two the best...and for Lee Yoo Bi to not get murdered. It's bad enough that she's now an MC on Inkigayo with two EXO members, but now dating Jonghyun is going to have two rabid fanbases ready to kill her at any moment.

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16 comments:

  1. N/AJanuary 28, 2014 at 1:24 PM

    I fell off my chair lol.

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  2. zakuJanuary 28, 2014 at 1:37 PM

    My boy Jonghyun sure knows how to pick em.

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  3. UnknownJanuary 28, 2014 at 1:54 PM

    EXO fangirls: She's closer to EXO than we'll ever get! ATTACK!
    SHINee fangirls: Oppa is licking her pussy instead of Taemin's or ours! ATTACK!

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    1. UnknownJanuary 28, 2014 at 1:55 PM

      The first one is true, Not sure the second one.

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    2. GONEJanuary 28, 2014 at 3:23 PM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. GONEJanuary 28, 2014 at 3:24 PM

      Me (fan of both SHINee and EXO): http://cronkitehhh.personal.asu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/obama-not-bad.jpeg

      Sometimes I hate my fandom for being so stupid.

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  4. Fany PackJanuary 28, 2014 at 2:00 PM

    I don't get Jonghyun's appeal. Even versus other SHINee members. It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorJanuary 28, 2014 at 2:10 PM

      I guess some fangirls love fapping to his dinosaur screeches when he sings.

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    2. UnknownJanuary 28, 2014 at 2:35 PM

      Not only sounds like one but looks like one.

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    3. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2014 at 5:10 AM

      2009-ish jonghyun was the most fuckable korean man alive

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  5. NoJanuary 28, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    Oh shit, OH SHIT *flails hands in front of face*
    I guess it's time to stop commenting now, I can never top this.

    P.S. You've probably already guessed it, but I'm gay and Kpopalyse is my lover, that's why we like to quarrel.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorJanuary 28, 2014 at 3:02 PM

      I guess I get to claim Hyunyoung now. :P

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 3:52 PM

      Where do I post my fanfiction for this ship

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    This is the best response to this rumor I've seen. I actually laughed.

    I can't even get on the SHINee tag on Tumblr without being flooded with 13456876543 opinion posts that nobody gives a crap about. It's the second time this week, goddamnit Shawols. Shut up!

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  7. KpopalypseJanuary 28, 2014 at 8:32 PM

    This issue must be going nuclear because I've even got a few tweets lately from Shawols who only just now found my JongTomi article.

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  8. UnknownJanuary 28, 2014 at 10:54 PM

    goddammit jonghyun don't touch my little mermaid..

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