The Idol Biases of AKF

Recycling the picture again lololol.

Almost three years later and people still think that I hate Kpop and Korean entertainment. After posting the 2013 Bias-List Wreckers and after seeing Kpopalypse oppar's bias list, I thought it would be good to post my list, though it will be differently formatted. This is part one for the actresses, and part two will be for idols. The post was going to be too long and laggy, so I had to split it. This is picture and video heavy, so be forewarned.

Idols

10. Nara (Hello Venus)

Ninety percent of the reason why I like Nara is that she looks like the lovechild of Lee Na Young and Han Ye Seul. Yeah, that's enough for her to make this list. Seeing as Hello Venus hasn't promoted that much, I don't really know Nara that much. I think I've only watched one of HV's variety shows.

9. Haeryung (BESTie)

Haeryung is such a cutie. That's all I really need to say.

8. Hyosung (Secret)

The gummy smile and titty queen, Hyosung easily makes the list. She used to be #2 at one point in my fanboy life, but as Secret started releasing songs I didn't like, I started losing interest.

7. Jooyeon (After School)

I just want to pee in Jooyeon's butt.

6. Nicole (ex-Kara)

She's been my favorite since I saw her performing Mister and I loved her in variety shows. RIP Nicole's career.

5. Fei (miss A)

Fei is just simply perfect. Perfect looks, perfect body, great cook, great dancer, great cure for erectile dysfunction.

4. Hani (EXID)

No one got more individual attention on AKF last year than Hani and for good reason. Her fancams are a delight to watch and from what I've seen of her on Shimshimtapa, she's very entertaining.

3. Jessica (SNSD)

God bless Sexica. After ignoring Jessica for years, she quickly became my favorite. Sure, Miss Korea made me aware of how hot she was, but I started watching some variety shows after that and she solidified herself as a favorite of mine.

2. Victoria (f(x))

I've been a Victoria stan since before f(x) even debuted. I remember seeing the teaser pics for f(x) before they debuted with Lachata and Victoria caught my attention right away. Due to her strong resemblance to Lee Na Young and to a lesser extent Han Ye Seul, it's no wonder Victoria has managed to stay up so high on my list all of these years.

1. Soyeon (T-ara)

Of course Soyeon would be #1. The baddest bitch in Kpop who lead the bullying* of Hwayoung was also awesome on variety back when T-ara was still able to go on variety shows. She also had a very brief acting career, which of course was ruined by Hwayoung so that she could eventually go into acting later. What a selfish biatch.



And there you go, there's my top 10 idols.