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| Before the jump, a picture of Baekhyun. I know at least one of you likes that. |
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| Catering to your Shindong Fetishes too, and pre-'stache Siwon |
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| TVXQ Changmin's moobs |
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| Daniel Henney the tease |
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| So Ji Sub |
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| Joo Sang Wook |
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| Jo In Sung (see his butt in 'A Frozen Flower') |
See you soon for more, leave your request for your choice of eye candy if you wish.
when you post baekhyun you're supposed to post his hands not his face
ReplyDeletelmao!
DeleteHe does have pretty hands though...
I'm more of a thighs and butt kind of girl in all honesty(yes on men). Than I have ver liked abs on a dude. Probably explains why I like Onew and Xiumin so much beside their adorable faces XD
baekhyun's hands are flawless
Deletelmao 'yes on men' dw my thing for hands/necks is at least equally weird :'D
xiumin does have one hell of an ass though
Me and suho_ftw nicknamed him SeXiumin <3
Deletechuck oppa <3
ReplyDeleteHe's so fine in Cunning Single Lady. I want his body...on top of mine...all night long. :-).
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DeleteJoo Sang Wook*
DeleteHum, that's nice to know I guess? Go write a fic about that somewhere else lol
DeleteLOL.
DeleteNeeds more Daniel. I want to do dirty things to his jaw line.
ReplyDeleteDidn't do shit for me.
ReplyDeleteShindong has abs? Impossible!
ReplyDeletehe edited his face onto jay park's body and posted it on his twitter a couple of years ago, it was for laughs
DeleteThe hell is this smut?
ReplyDeleteDid you want some smut?
DeleteWell once there was this rabid fan girl who always got a raging lady boner for Daesung. One day Daesung was in Japan riding solo because no1cur about him in Korea. This girl took this as an opportunity to get in Daesung's pants, so she bought a ticket from her hometown in Nowhere, Oklahoma to Tokyo. She didn't realize how long the flight was, how expensive shit is in Tokyo and she totally neglected the language barrier. This leads to Out heroine camping outside Daesung's Japanese apartment instead of staying in a hotel. One night when Daesung was sleeping she crept in with a thing of chloroform she found at the Sex toy store down the street, a bag of various merchandises from said store and a towel she had stolen from Seungri when she had been his Stan. Now she cuffed Daesung to his bed by his hands and feet, but he didn't even feel it because he was used to doing the same thing with GD. Upset, she took out a huge dildo and rammed that thing up his ass. Daesung was waking up so she held a towel with chloroform to his mouth quickly before he could know what was going on. Then she took off her clothes and proceeded to rape him. When she was done she peed all over him and left a pile of shit by his face. Not satisfied, she went outside and found a box. She released him from the bed and tied him up with some rope. She shoved him in the box and duct taped it shut, only poking out a tiny air hole. When Daesung finally came to, he felt the Big dildo still in his ass and he could smell the excrement laying around in the box. By the time she got to the box again he had died from suffocation, totally covered in shit. She untied him and did his nasty body again before proceeding to puke all over the corpse and go slit her own throat. The end!
This might beat blue's Hoya fanfic what the fuck did I just read
Deleteyou had me at the towel lmao
DeleteThat's the funniest smut I've ever read.
DeleteWhen you see a picture like this, your view of Baekhyun is definitely going to change. Yeah, Krakenoid, I agree with your label.
ReplyDeletehttps://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69397_544334975593926_431899537_n.jpg
That. Is hella disturbing
Deletei dont remember where this was or how reliable the source is but i read a really long time ago that a lot of the time people tend to like women's faces that have 'masculine' features and men's faces that have 'feminine' features
DeleteYou mean like this?
Deletehttp://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Thai-girl-boy.jpg
holy shiet baekhyun is female
DeleteMale service on akf? The apocalypse is fucking near
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, and no pretty estrogen filled boys either, my dick thanks you
Minus baekhun and shindong though
DeleteI put them first so you wouldn't feel yourself going limp lol
Delete<3 This is gorgeous
ReplyDeletechuck oppar is looking fiiiiiine!!!
ReplyDeleteLee Jaejin, where?
ReplyDeleteWill note if he meets standards.
DeleteDaniel Hnnngey 8)
ReplyDeleteUnfff Daniel Henry. ♥ ..uh could I request some Chen, Kai, Taecyeon, and some current pics of 2pm's Junho?
ReplyDeleteNoted
Deletethat's not So Ji Sub it's a guy from boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteWill fix later lol
DeleteNeeds more Sungyeol
ReplyDeleteyes chaser era sungyeol pls
Deleteand bonamana era kyuhyun
April fools day article !
ReplyDeleteThat's a weird looking So Ji Sub.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time I helped you with this, sis. I don't want to see any Lee Jong Suk popping about anywhere on here. I might just scoop my eyeballs out with a hot spoon.
ReplyDeleteYes m'am, your request will be recorded promptly.
DeleteDaesungs face. That's the real shit.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-EvXFl88
ReplyDeleteWatch this teaser if you're into guys who are older than you but look like your little brother.
the teaser isn't promising but hopefully this won't suck as much as heaven's door
Deleteeric nam is so much better than his original songs
It sounds more upbeat than his last, so it's got that going for it. Whether that means anything remains to be seen, I guess.
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