It's Maaaaay~
And you know what that means! LESBIAN
FANFICTION.
You see the official flower of May is the Lily of the Valley.
Lily is Yuri in Japanese.
Yuri is slang for Lesbian.
LESBIAAANS.
With that mess out of the way let me
explain what's going to happen.
For the month of May, I will only
review fanfictions with girlxgirl. Do not try to suggest any to me as
they have all been pre-picked. Also, my birthday is in the middle of
May, so all of the characters I chose for this month are k-pop girls
that I personally enjoy.
So let's start this off with a fanfic
called “Hopeless” featuring the lovely Eunjung. I really like
Eunjung and a yuri pairing of her with the Cyclops sounds amazing.
How do you mess this up?
Oh fuck me.
I am apparently absolute shit at
picking stories as this one was yet another crime against the English
language.
There's so much misspelling and tense
errors that it makes my head hurt. The “Make Readable” button
solves nothing! Why is it even there? Is it taunting me?
NO... This was too much. It's
only the second paragraph.
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT.
Comments
Noooo no no NO no
nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo.
NO THANKS.
This is one of the fics that I demand
everyone to try and read if only to see how far they make it before
they call upon Kali to release her wrath on the heathens.
Make a drinking game out of it.
Take a shot of vodka every time a word
is misspelt or used wrongly. Write a suicide note in advance
explaining your inevitable alcohol poisoning, that it was all in
sacrifice to k-pop. Tell your grief stricken family to go on a worldwide manhunt for the author and film them being tortured, exploitation style. Remind them
to distribute it, blackmailing all future fanfiction writers of the
ultimate situation if they continue this assault on humanity.
Do it for me.
Do it for The Duchess.
Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
Or you could do what most fanfic readers do and Ctrl+F "sex" or whatever. I really enjoyed the gifs and drawings!
ReplyDeleteThere was no smut in this fic. I was so upset.
DeleteUnlike the other one where at least we had Slutoria, this had nothing.
This did not have any right to exist.
Avenge me...
i cant breathe those drawings are genius
ReplyDelete"...the older girl look at her with a shock expression." Was she shocked at Eunjung's embarrassing attempt to string together a sentence, or is the writer just incredibly stupid?
ReplyDeleteThere's going to be like nothing really to talk about in May as far as Kpop is concerned. Other than girls crying about people dying so they can't hear their oppar's deep totally jjangbak voice. I'm just wondering when the Cyclops is going to debut and slay us all and leave all the antis among the carnage. Or maybe the song will suck, ~boop~.
ReplyDeleteThere will be some things happening from mid-May to the end of May, before things die down again for the World Cup in June. So July is probably the pessimistic view of when we'll finally get to see the Cyclops Overlord's MV.
DeleteFuck the solos, make it a Hyomin Jiyeon duo and have them just scissoring on stage for 3minutes. "Never Ever (gonna stop scissoring you)"
DeleteI would be down for that.
DeleteGenius.
DeleteAnd somehow the cyclops transformed and became older than Eunjung ... (>_>)
ReplyDeleteConfusing with decapitations? Did sulli_fag write it?
ReplyDeleteIf there's not a Nine Muses smut fic review this month I'm going to be sad.
ReplyDelete