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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Breaking News: Sulli Pregnant

It's no news that Sulli's been getting that good D but when she has been MIA from f(x) promotions, some suspect that it might more than a simple cold.

We at AKF have the real scoop. More after the cut.

This is a 100% genuine photo of the ultrasound from Sulli's latest trip to doctor. Not a cold, but a bouncing baby boy~!

This pregnancy would explain why lately, Sulli has been looking like a dime piece with some righteous titties instead of scaled up toddler.

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We would congratulate the idol-turned-mother but upon seeing the ultrasound, SM has instructed her to, and I quote, “Abort the ungodly abomination. We still have people who fap to your baby face.”

Her compliance with SM’s demands has rendered her unable to drift around stage aimlessly with the rest of her group but she has informed us that she would take the time off to practice her deepthroating skills.
 

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19 comments:

  1. KpopalypseJuly 20, 2014 at 5:42 AM

    Phew. I'm not ready to be a father.

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    1. NoJuly 20, 2014 at 12:24 PM

      -sulli_fag

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    2. KpopalypseJuly 21, 2014 at 12:39 AM

      It's not Sulli_fag's kid - he's using the wrong hole for that.

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    3. sulli_fagJuly 23, 2014 at 8:37 PM

      True. I only enjoy the butthole...which has no ovaries to impregnate.

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  2. GONEJuly 20, 2014 at 6:06 AM

    Ummm dat babies penis tho...

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  3. Mina's Nipple RingJuly 20, 2014 at 6:21 AM

    Victoria wants some of it too

    in fact Amber's the only one staying away from the penis

    starting to suspect it's not real tbh

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  4. Oppar Didn't Mean ItJuly 20, 2014 at 7:49 AM

    That baby's penis... is the dad one of Chuck's MS paint masterpieces?

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  5. ziodonatoJuly 20, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    Brix were shat.

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  6. UnknownJuly 20, 2014 at 6:13 PM

    i was saying to myself the same thing when i was reading NB this morning. "wouldnt it be funny if it turned out she was preg..."

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  7. AnonymousJuly 20, 2014 at 9:54 PM

    Hey, little embryo, where are you? Cao ni ma.

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  8. UnknownJuly 21, 2014 at 12:46 AM

    I thought she was seriously pregnant for a minute. It would be funny if an idol did get pregnant.

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    1. UnknownJuly 21, 2014 at 6:24 PM

      I'm willing to bet that several idols have gotten pregnant over the years, and that their record labels have forced them to get abortions.

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  9. woori_fagJuly 22, 2014 at 6:22 AM

    Rip in pepperonies sulli_fag

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    1. sulli_fagJuly 23, 2014 at 8:39 PM

      I should just change my name to sojin_fag. At least she still is a virgin and not a future single mother

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