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Friday, August 1, 2014

Dear f(x) fans, please shut the fuck up and take that stick out of your ass.



Red Velvet debuted with Hot Penis Happiness and I essentially agree with what Ahjussi wrote in his article. However, the MV already has 25K dislikes, mainly coming from f(x) fans bitching. I guess some Japanese people are mad, too, but I think SM was genius for including the WW2 headlines about Japan to make Red Velvet more accepted in Korea in the wake of Sulli's scandal. However, this isn't about that issue, so I won't cover it in this article.



f(x) fans are acting as if Red Velvet are the ones that are sabotaging f(x). The RV members didn't post the picture of Choiza and Sulli from Choiza's wallet online. RV didn't upload photos of Sulli at the beach. So shut up and redirect your anger into Happiness.


Fap to Wendy's tits or something. She's basically inviting you to do it. I'll quote her directly from the song during her bridge at 3:03.

"Shine on me,
let it shine on me.
내 품에 let it shine (translation: let it shine on my chest)
Shine on me,
let it shine on me.
내 두 팔에 let it shine (translation: let it shine on my arms)"

Whip out your "hot penis" and shine your "happiness" onto Wendy's tits. She's basically begging for it.

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35 comments:

  1. N/AAugust 1, 2014 at 11:35 AM

    RV are cuter than f(x)

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    1. Grey-nimAugust 1, 2014 at 11:40 AM

      Are you kidding me, Amber slays all of Red Velvet.

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    2. GONEAugust 1, 2014 at 1:10 PM

      f(x) still has the best music in SM.

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    3. NoAugust 1, 2014 at 1:28 PM

      @Grey-nim; I hope that's sarcasm.

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    4. Grey-nimAugust 1, 2014 at 1:54 PM

      @No; What's sarcasm?

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    5. UnknownAugust 1, 2014 at 2:03 PM

      @Grey-nim Amber's fine.

      http://www.asianjunkie.com/2013/12/fxs-amber-looking-fine-on-the-cover-of-w/

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    6. Grey-nimAugust 1, 2014 at 2:42 PM

      @Alexander

      AKF hyung has a special place in his heart for photoshopped Amber

      http://i.imgur.com/aTvO2Fb.png

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    7. GONEAugust 1, 2014 at 4:27 PM

      @Grey-nim:

      So do I my fellow commenter. So do I.

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    8. NoAugust 1, 2014 at 4:57 PM

      What the fuck is going on here.

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    9. GONEAugust 1, 2014 at 6:23 PM

      @No:

      Your worst nightmare.

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    10. NoAugust 1, 2014 at 6:39 PM

      But I don't see AKF writing slashfics about Hyogre !

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    11. GONEAugust 1, 2014 at 6:54 PM

      @No:

      Fall is coming.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 1, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    I get serious Luna vibes from Wendy. Like a taller hotter Luna. I think it might just be the way they had her act in this video though, you know, to PURPOSELY PISS F(X) FANS OFF OMFG!!!1!11! FUCK YOU SM YOU SAID JAP AND NIP!! SM DID 9/11!!!!!!!!1

    I like Joy(WHO IS JUST ANOTHER SULLI!!!1!) and Irene. Hoping everyone will come out of their shell some for their next video.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorAugust 1, 2014 at 12:20 PM

      Thank God there's no Amber or Hyoyeon or Sooyoung in this group.

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  3. razzmatasticAugust 1, 2014 at 12:45 PM

    Might I add that Wendy clearly read Kpopalypse's Fashion Class post and bought the perfect shirt.

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  4. NoAugust 1, 2014 at 1:04 PM

    Golden shower.

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  5. Fany PackAugust 1, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    Meh

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorAugust 1, 2014 at 1:22 PM

      This group doesn't even gratuitous buttshots, Fany. You're so hard to please. :P

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    2. Fany PackAugust 1, 2014 at 1:46 PM

      I know, and I'm glad. But the song just sounded like an f(x) reject, and since I never like f(x)'s music anyway ...

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    3. 364LeinadAugust 1, 2014 at 2:15 PM

      The only thing I dislike about the song is that final chorus. There's this massive build up from the bridge and you then... nothing. At the very least they could have put in some obligatory high notes.

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    4. RealJWAugust 1, 2014 at 8:21 PM

      I agree the song is really meh, even the mv is also just decent.

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  6. GONEAugust 1, 2014 at 1:11 PM

    Please I'm a HUGE F(x) fan, and so far I love this group and I think "Happiness" is a great song.

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  7. 364LeinadAugust 1, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    f(x) fans have always had a stick up their ass. Being fangirls, they're too stupid to realize SM's brilliant marketing strategy to make f(x) the queens of hipsters by purposely making them under-chart and pretending like they don't even acknowledge the group's existence. I'd laugh if all this hate resulted in f(x) fans kicking EXO fans off the throne for worst fanbase.

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  8. LelouchAugust 1, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    Hnghhhhhhhhhhhhhh


    fx fans can lick my pole. those degenerates need to come up with a fanclub name first before minding others. it was fucking sulli who ruined everything. they need to hunt choiza and sulli

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    1. 364LeinadAugust 1, 2014 at 8:07 PM

      Again, people are pointing fingers in the wrong direction. People are either blaming Sulli, SM or RV when its obviously the netizens fault for bullying f(x)

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    2. AnonymousAugust 1, 2014 at 8:36 PM

      It's always netizens fault. Netizens are everything that is wrong with kpop.

      I can handle Sulli taking a break, I just hope netizens haven't ruined the group forever.

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    3. LelouchAugust 2, 2014 at 3:21 AM

      k-netz bash on idols on a daily basis brah. it's not news. I don't know why south korean celebrities mind so much what those k-netz post in the first place. They don't represent the whole country's opinion about them. SNSD took worse than this when they first came into existence but they came out fine.

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  9. LelouchAugust 2, 2014 at 5:10 AM

    For anyone who has any doubt with the group, listen to Wendy's fantastic baby cover here. She had a soundcloud and a youtube account before she went into sm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u1LV0a4uGA

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  10. sulli_fagAugust 2, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Song is fine.

    Girls are cute.

    But i'd rather smell Amber's butt.

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  11. lezkpopfangirlAugust 3, 2014 at 2:50 PM

    song is boring. I only rewatched the mv so i can see more of Wendy.

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  12. AnonymousAugust 6, 2014 at 10:36 PM

    Like the song, the MV, the performers. Need more footage, but is there anyone in RV that can compete with Krystal in terms of raw kaiju megabitch hotness???

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