Ahad, 11 Januari 2015

2015: A New Year Brings New Authors!

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The Admins at Anti Kpop Fangirl spent many a late night sifting through what seemed to be an infinite pile of applications. Buzzing on high amounts of caffeine, we admins ploughed through cringeworthy humour, bland prose, eye-wateringly awful grammar, and the phrase "ovaries explode". The mission to find new authors to help us spread the Gospel of Han Ye Seul seemed impossible - something that only Tom Cruise could complete with the help of his Scientologist Mothership.

As we were at the end of our tether, two glowing apparitions appeared in front of us. What was it? Had Aerum finally figured out a way to teleport herself to the AKF headquarters and sacrifice us to the spirit of her stillborn niece/nephew? Were Choa and Way coming to cut us because they are #ThugMisses? Or was it the coffee? Zaku thought that it was his OTP, KorraSami, inviting him to an orgy in the Spirit World. But it wasn't, it was the glowing applications of Sohyunna and PTS_Sr.

They were to be our salvations! It was a revelation almost as holy as Moses' encounter with a celestial burning bush!

So, welcome to our new authors Sohyunna and PTS_Sr who are currently on a two-month probationary period at AKF. If they make it through the blood, guts and gore of slaying delusional fangirls, then they will be able to take the blood vow and become official members of the Han Ye Seul cult. 

So please, don't eat them and look forward to their articles.

- akisame

22 ulasan:

  1. 아저씨11 Januari 2015 pada 1:02 PTG

    Gotta find those compelling debuts. Errybody knows oppars can't go on forever.

    Except Kpopalypse, he's JYP or something.

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    1. Kpopalypse11 Januari 2015 pada 10:53 PTG

      I'm gonna start putting my name in really small text in the headers of everyone else's posts.

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    2. Tanpa Nama12 Januari 2015 pada 9:07 PG

      You're giving me nightmares.

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    3. Part Time S♡NE12 Januari 2015 pada 1:53 PTG

      If you think that's bad, wait until he starts wearing transparent clothing.

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  2. SyncopateThatGayageum11 Januari 2015 pada 1:44 PTG

    Sohyunna is a shit name, try harder.

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    1. Part Time S♡NE11 Januari 2015 pada 2:30 PTG

      We seem to think alike.

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    2. SyncopateThatGayageum11 Januari 2015 pada 2:44 PTG

      We should be friends, Post Traumatic Stress Senior

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    3. Part Time S♡NE11 Januari 2015 pada 2:52 PTG

      What's your name meant to be? Sohyun + Hyuna?

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    4. SyncopateThatGayageum11 Januari 2015 pada 2:59 PTG

      It is supposed to be a portmanteau of Sohyun and the word 'hunna' popularised by the modern day hero Chief Keef.

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  3. Berasaj11 Januari 2015 pada 1:56 PTG

    Congrats on your debut oppar/unnier please work hard to showcase a positive hard working image, Hwaiting~ (^o^)O

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  4. zaku11 Januari 2015 pada 2:21 PTG

    >it wasn't Korrasami

    Why even live

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  5. Part Time S♡NE11 Januari 2015 pada 2:30 PTG

    Thanks for the welcome, Akisame!

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  6. No11 Januari 2015 pada 5:14 PTG

    I don't even want to imagine how much butthole sniffing and licking in the huge AKF office complex building must have been going on during those "casting" nights!

    Since this is a site-related post; Where did the K-pop news link/frame go?

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    1. Fany Pack11 Januari 2015 pada 6:11 PTG

      You're talking about the Kpop Recap stuff, right? The guy who ran that site stopped doing it, so we deleted the links.

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    2. Kpopalypse11 Januari 2015 pada 10:53 PTG

      We got Fany's worst of k-pop or whatever now so we don't need it anyway. Fany will keep us up to date!

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    3. No12 Januari 2015 pada 4:35 PG

      Thanks for the explanation.

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  7. Unknown11 Januari 2015 pada 5:56 PTG

    Welcome to the crew, guys!

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  8. Kpopalypse11 Januari 2015 pada 10:54 PTG

    Welcome new authors!

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  9. RealJW12 Januari 2015 pada 12:57 PG

    male fanservice and you're good in my book

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  10. Unknown12 Januari 2015 pada 7:54 PG

    You UCAADs have Twitter?

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    1. SyncopateThatGayageum12 Januari 2015 pada 8:25 PG

      Here: https://twitter.com/Patrish_af

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    2. Part Time S♡NE12 Januari 2015 pada 1:54 PTG

      Yeah, I followed you recently. https://twitter.com/newworld_beyond

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