The Best of the Worst: Jan. 29, 2015

Hola, everyone! We're back with more kpop hearsay and conjecture. This week, we've got an idol rumored to have left their company, someone lying about her age, and an idol who loves pussy a little too much for one reporter.

• Jessica and SM reportedly split for good. Sources say SM gets the house and the car, Sica gets Tyler Kwon.

• Sica also won't be meeting up with Yuri in HK.

"And this is how big Lee Soo Man's penis is.
I know because he should it to me daily."

• Industry reps reveal Clara's deep, dark secret. She's actually a year older than she claimed to be . . .

• Park Myung Soo pushes AOA's Seolhyun in the head. People fuss.

• Journalist bashes Hyorin for being a cat lady. He also hates overly religious girls, too. His likes include himself and poorly thought-out social media posts.

• Henry, everyone else not man enough for "Real Men."

• On the other hand, Amber's too manly.

• EXID's Hani talks about being cut by JYP and why she's never gotten plastic surgery. Blame it on "Mom Shame."

• Obsessed Daesung stans now have a new way to be creepy — enjoying icecubes in the shape of his nose and lips.

• And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Girl's Day's Minah loses shoe, doesn't freak the fuck out and stomp off stage.