The Best of the Worst: Jan. 8, 2015

I've been doing this feature on my blog for a couple years, but I've decided to share it here now, too. Basically, it's a roundup of the week's most ridiculous kpop news. You can read more about the inspiration for the feature here.

Now down to business. And by business, I mean the stupid shit that happened in kpop this week. We've got a celeb who looks like a dinosaur, the "Most Perfect Man of 2014," and an idol who lets famous people use his home for hookups.

This is where the magic happens.

• Koreaboo and Dispatch announce unholy alliance.

• And just in case you weren't entirely sure that they're the absolute worst, Koreaboo also compiled a list of the top kpop crotch grabs. Spoiler: It's 40% Exo. Sorry if I ruined the surprise for you.

"SO sorry if my home makes you look poor, Dasom."

• Actor Kim Woo Bin admits to looking like a dinosaur. I actually like him more for admitting that.

• Kwanghee worries about his damn laminates. Maybe if he wasn't so fake and fragile, he wouldn't have to worry so much.

• Idol singer/actor Im Siwan tells people not to assume he's never had a girlfriend. 

• Lee Joon's been gettin' that non-celeb ass for two years now.

• Speaking of ass, apparently T.O.P. lets other celebs hook up in his villa. YG denies this, of course.

• Hyorin says she felt weird showing her house for "Showtime," proceeds to humblebrag about how she's making more bank than the other Sistar members. (Clearly, she was excluding Soyu, right?)

• Dispatch reveals incriminating text messages between Lee Byun Hun and Lee Ji Yeon. They're not as sexy or descriptive as you'd hope.

• Kim Soo Hyun selected as "Most Perfect Man of 2014." I didn't need a survey to tell me that.

• And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Crossword puzzle mentions CL.

Clearly, they needed a lot of filler for the Annual Mammoth Crossword.