Zaku's All-in-One Flowchart Guide to KPop Bangers

What is a banger?

Urban Dictionary presents the following definition:

If a song is extremely tight or just unbelievably awesome, it is a banger.

But how exactly do we know what tightness is necessary for bangerdom? How awesome does a song have to be to be awesome enough to be bangin'?



After great deliberation, research, and pain-staking artistic development, I've managed to put together a nifty flowchart that will help any casual KPop listener quickly identify bangers with 99%* accuracy.
*I'm just fucking with you, I made that number up.

Enjoy!

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DISCLAIMER: THE CONTENT AND INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN THIS FLOWCHART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE ANY OFFICIAL CLASSIFICATION OF BANGERS AND IS NOT GUARANTEED TO BE COMPLETE, CORRECT, OR UP-YO-DATE. ANTIKPOPFANGIRL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY POSSIBLE SOCIAL OSTRACIZATION, BULLYING, OR OTHER FORMS OF HARM (WHETHER PHYSICAL OR EMOTIONAL) THAT MAY OCCUR FROM INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION OF A SONG AS A BANGER. USE WITH YOUR OWN DISCRETION.