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| Please take out your minor frustrations on me and then blame me for it. |
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| No, really, I want you to scream at me. |
- Yewon becomes verbal punching bag for frustrated actress. A witness says Yewon had it coming for being RUDE. And by "witness," I mean the actress who screamed at her.
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| Henry also apologizes in advance for future hardcore S&M scandal. |
- Infinite members admit to gaining weight, getting drunk, and generally being more fun during hiatus than they usually are.
- Yoona and actor Song Seung Hun honored for not skipping out on their taxes. See kids, being in SM doesn't have to influence everything you do.
- Amber says she isn't into dating younger guys. There's no cougaring in Amber's future.
- Sulli and Choiza apparently spotted on a date at Japanese restaurant. Acquaintance denies the two visited at the same time.
- Henry leaves cryptic apology for fans, which naturally leads them to rush to the most extreme theories about its meaning. Turns out, boy was just proactively trying to avoid getting hate for appearing on "We Got Married."
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Forbes Korea names Exo the Most Influential Celebrity. Members morph into one person to accept award.
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| Just call me Daddy. |
That morph...will have recurring nightmares for 10 years. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteGlad to be of help! That's what I'm here for.
DeleteLooks like every other gaypop member to me.
DeleteExo wants to be called daddy already: maybe they're all secretly different versions of Suho.
ReplyDeleteYou mean $uho.
DeleteThey all wish they were Suho.
DeleteOK, seriously, I don't know what it is about him, but Suho creeps me out. He's so greasy.
DeleteThat's part of the appeal for me tbh XD
DeleteLOL at the comments of people being impressed by them paying taxes I should be honored for paying my internet bill.
ReplyDeleteObama pls read this so I can get an award.
DeleteMighty Morphin Power Rangers > Exo
DeleteThe Green Ranger and the Dragonzord inspire me to beat up intergalactic villians everyday
Exo just makes my ears bleed.
Congrats on paying your Internet bill, Detective Biggles!
DeleteI'd rather squeeze Yewon's bags than punch them.
ReplyDeleteWish the exo Call me daddy (really?) would be a sex video type of MV so i could start giving attention to them
ReplyDeleteThis! I second you.
DeleteWow, "honored for not skipping out on their taxes", how fucking morally low must SK be if this is something that needs to be pointed out?
ReplyDeleteThere was even something worse. IIRC it was award for people who are considered frugal, and Hyun Bin was one of the winners.
DeleteTechnically Amber isn't lying, not liking younger guys does not automatically mean she likes older guys or ones with the same age.
ReplyDeleteIt was like one of those questions posed to me "Do you like that chick?", as my friend points to a white chick, and I said "I'm only into asians". With that answer, I cleverly masked the fact that I am gay without ever lying to them. I am truly a genius.
Yeah, better be known as a weeboo than gay!
DeleteWait, what...
you, I love you.
DeleteI prefer the term sticky rice thank you very much
DeleteHani's brother walks in the barracks.
ReplyDelete- 'ssup, dudes, whadda y'all jackin' at? I wanna join!
- Yo, check out this pharkil fancam, brah!...
Oh lord
DeleteAnd that's exactly what happened.
Deletehttp://upload.enewsworld.net/News/Contents/20150306/88718002.jpg
ReplyDeleteThis photo of amber tho
Prance, Amber, prance!
DeleteI'd milk Yewon's tits like a cows udder
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