In the following links, you'll learn how to keep your face flawless like Cheetah, which celeb is 10 times quirkier than Henry and which member of iKON is kind of a dick.
- Star Empire Entertainment (home of Nine Muses and ZE:A) is forced to put company building up for auction. Let's all chip in for a forever home for Nine Muses.
- The breakup of all the best couples continues. First, it was Tiffany and Nichkhun, then Yoona and that derpy fellow, and now Kiko and her boyfriend.
- Pretty rapstar Cheetah reveals how she keeps her face looking flawless despite her heavy makeup.
- Here's a really half-assed and questionable list of top male idols for those of you who hate yourselves. Prepare to be disappointed.
- Jessi tattoos her eyebrows ahead of "Real Men" appearance. Also, according to the show's producer, Jessi is 10 times quirkier than Henry.
- People whine about "We Got Married" airing a scene with Joy and Sungjae in a club. Won't somebody please think of the children?
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: "TOP 9 idols who are addicted to spanking." Basically, it's a reason for someone to post spanking gifs.*
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| Including this one we made of Hyuna slapping dat ass |
* Note: Also, that Koreaboo post originally ran six months ago. So it's also an excuse to RE-post someone's favorite spanking gifs.
this is the best k-pop spanking, no doubt
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/D2MdoUQ.gif
right on the poon
Cheetah, Henry, Ikon.. I don't know any of these things! But they're all kinda ugly.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't know about Henry at this point, you haven't been paying attention.
DeleteI wish I didn't know about Henry...
DeleteSo much Henry non-appreciation here.
DeleteBecause, ew!
DeleteI can't distinguish any of the boyband people.
Delete"I splash the water on my face 40 to 50 times.” Sound advice from Cheetah.
ReplyDeleteThe best slapper is surely Namjoo.
God damn don't tell me this means Nine Muses might disband.
ReplyDeleteForget Jessi, I think that Real Men producer just outed Han Chae Ah because "man-like personality."
ReplyDeleteB-but he's part Canadian! You know Canadians make good stuff!
DeleteDat top male idols, yo!
ReplyDeleteWe need a top female idols of hairy big muscular slightly balding girls to counter that list.
#SaveNineMuses
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