Best of the Worst: Nov. 19, 2015

I was sitting alone in my room today, like I often do, meticulously Photoshopping my favorite Exo members into "Star Wars" scenes, when I thought to myself: "There's got to be an easier way for a girl to fulfill her Exo/'Star Wars' fetish."

Thankfully, SM and Disney — in an unholy collaboration for the ages — recently gifted us with this not-at-all-creepy photoshoot:

This pic alone is enough to supply
my prolific fanfic writing for the next decade.

Just think of all the role playing ...

and lightsaber crossing ...

• Exo does "Star Wars." (Bonus photos for maximum discomfort)

• Purfles' new MV draws pity from netizens over its cheap quality. Clearly, their company went with a "spare any expense" budget for this one.

tfw, you're fucking done with this conversation

• Lee Hong Ki promises fans he'll quit smoking. He also warns that if you see his hands shaking in the near future, don't worry — Oppa's just going through withdrawal.

• MC calls Got7's Jackson a derogatory term on livestream. Ah yes, another delightfully uncomfortable moment captured for posterity.

• A Cube is considering a sexy concept for A Pink.

• Have you ever wondered which idols are most popular with men ages 30-50? Yeah, me neither. But now, we know their preferences anyway, including which idols have the most ideal breasts to attract creepers uncle fans.

• Fan tries to make B1A4's Gongchan kiss her. It doesn't work out too well.

• And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Suzy's recent guerrilla date doesn't go as planned. Fan chooses GFriend as the favorite girl group of army members.

I know someone who's not going to get to sleep with Suzy now.