Best of the Worst: Jan. 14, 2016

This week, Kris (aka Wu Yi Fan) made one step closer to full world domination. The former Exo slave member will participate in this year's NBA All-Star Celebrity Game next month. Kris will play for Team Canada and will be coached by Drake (true story).

Kris: Idol, future billionaire, balla

What Ailee was actually doing on her phone

• Exo refugee Kris to take part in the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

• Fiestar's Jei narrowly avoids full-on vag-slip. Koreaboo refers to it as a "wardrobe malfunction," but I firmly believe that ill-fitting clothing doesn't qualify as "malfunction." The shorts were just too short for the moves.

• Korean Herald business team estimates Big Bang members' assets are worth about $33 million, and G-Dragon by himself has about $12.3 million of that.

• Ailee apologizes for downloading app too slowly. No, really. 

• Lizzy says she lost money promoting alone, subtly pleads for After School comeback. 

• Hani reveals that she took anxiety pills when news broke of her dating Junsu. I'd be doing the same thing, honey.

• Tahiti's Jisoo is suing "sponsorship" broker who harassed her on Instagram.

• And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Netizens call out Sojin over questionable outfit, suggest stylist sabotage.

Poor Sojin Noona. 

+50 points for Daily Kpop News' much more positive headline, which proves it's all about how you spin things: