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| Well aren't you nice? Now please, get the fuck off me. |
Why are you so cringe-worthy, girl?
- Tiffany meets Victoria Beckham, proceeds to be an embarrassment to herself.
- I'm including this solely for the headline: "Netizens claim SISTAR's Hyorin looks like a MAN in recent photo." Why you gotta be so terrible, KBoo? And Hyorin doesn't look anything like a man in that photo.
- Twice's Dahyun impresses herself by taking a shower in only 15 minutes, down from her usual hour-and-a-half-long shower. At least someone is impressed by this.
- A Pink's Eunji is a cold-blooded murderer. This is just one of the many reasons why she's my kpop nemesis.
- Clara accidentally drops her towel in video clip, makes me feel bad for calling Tiffany an embarrassment.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: AOA (Good) Choa gives Kim Gu Ra an eyebrow makeover.
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| I wish Choa was touching me ... my face ... touching my face ... |
The Kim Gu Ra eyebrow makeover seems good solid news.
ReplyDeleteSometimes, we have to deviate from the fluff to bring the people the important news they need to know.
DeleteDoes Dahyun finger herself in the shower for an hour or some shit?
ReplyDeleteWell it was only 15 minuted this time because the other 15 are usually spent with her custom, replica, oppar dildo.
DeleteI talk an hour to shower. I wash my hair and body and shave. Cut out the shaving and it'd take 30 minutes tops, but shaving all of this hairiness is like cutting down the Amazon. And even after an hour I still miss like half my fucking legs god fucking dammit I wish I was kidding but HALF MY FUCKING LEGS STILL COVERED IN TREES FUCK YOU
DeleteTiffany is like, I totally want to be her when I get old.
ReplyDeletemeanwhile Victoria is having none of it
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ReplyDeleteVictoria Beckham's face is more fucked up than the average Gangnam girl's face.
ReplyDeleteThat Clara thing is several months old already.
I don't get what's embarrassing about Tiffany. That Beckham bitch needs to lighten up and smile, like can she look more bored out of her mind?
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