Sunday Shitpost #15

This week was dominated by news that I didn't care about, so there was slim pickings about things to write about this week.



News Story #1: Tzuyu set to take middle school graduation exam in China...the Republic of China...Taiwan, there.

Just a friendly reminder that every girl needs a badge attached to her shirt displaying how old she really is.

News Story #2: Fany, Laboum's only fan, is probably excited about Laboum's comeback

This is a group that should probably promote a little more because I barely recognize their names. I seriously had to go to YouTube and search them. I played a song of theirs and said "Oh yeah, I think I reviewed one of their songs two years ago or some shit."

News Story #3: GFriend members are unpopular with the men

Except they are lying. SinB, especially. How many times was she hit on by the readers here and asked to do a video stream so that she could strip for the readers? I lost count.

News Story #4: Taeng to release full album

HURRAY, IT'S NOT AN SNSD ALBUM!

News Story #5: Jessica to be a MC on a Korean show

New business idea: Collect the tears of Korea's netizens and resell it as lube. Then people can fap to Jessica knowing that netizens' tears are going to a good use for once.