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Friday, July 1, 2011

Lizzy is something of a genius.


Her deep, poignant tweet? "I'm sticking my tongue out".

You may not have fully penetrated it yet, it takes a day or two to digest, but in 10-20 years, your children will ask you, "Mommy! Daddy! Do you remember when Lizzy posted her famous & highly influential tweet?", and you'll say, "I certainly do, it was a glorious moment in Korea's history.... she was always a smart one, that Lizzy".

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  1. Hello Daddy, Hello Mom I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch CHERRY BOMBBBB!!!

    /Couldn't help it lol.

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  2. The Runaways lol!

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  3. 'Hello world, I'm your wild girl I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch CHERRY BOMBBBBBBBB!'

    Kay I'll stop now.

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  4. honestly.... when i saw her tweet, i cried a little. it was so... amazing, i could feel the world changing around me. i said to myself "one day, she will become the god of this world, and for good reason, just look at this tweet."

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  5. she probably photoshopped that cherry in there...

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  6. Fuck the Japanese occupation, fuck the Korean war, fuck Dokdo, this is the most important thing to learn in Korean history class starting next year.

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  7. I don't get it...?

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  8. 4:35 - Yes!
    Charles - YES!!!
    6:43 - Don't worry, dear, not everyone is born with 'the sight'.
    However, through a perfect combination of obsession and delusion, it is possible to obtain 'the sight'. You'll get there someday, the key is to never give up!

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  9. She should tweet a pic of her deepthroating a cock, I mean a banana like Nana and Jugs did.

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  10. soo....teabagging....
    dammit Lizzy.

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  11. wow. you guys are funny with your sarcasm xD

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  12. im disappointed that no one mentioned popping cherries yet :/

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  13. Pledis' CEO probably popped her cherry already.

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  14. ^ aww.... Fuck Han Sung Soo

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