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Sunday, September 16, 2012

4 Secret Minutes of Drama

The thing about music is that everything builds on something else. It takes influences from things we've done, things we've seen, things only we have experienced in our own unique way and smushes it all together to make a brand new sound. It's only a natural process of creativity, especially in the pop market.

So when 4nias try to start shit with SECRET over their Poison comeback, all I can do is laugh.

I hate using Tumblr gifs...


Basically, the whole premise is that 4nias (I guess you could say netizens in general, but come on who really cares about 4Minute except 4nias?) are accusing SECRET of swaggajacking 4Minute in several ways.

1. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S OUTFITS (SECRET is on the left, 4Minute is on the right if you couldn't tell)




White coats combined with flowy capetails? HOW DARE THEY

2. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S DANCE


You can find better versions of Hyosung's fap dance here, and Gayoon's fap dance here.

Everyone knows 4Minute has a monopoly on the fap dance!! It's not like any other group HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE, 4Minute is definitely the first to develop this move.

3. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SAX

Who cares if the sax riffs sound nothing alike, the fact that 4Minute did saxophone in KPop first (I'm honestly not sure, but it's probably not true anyway) means that SECRET totally ripped off Volume Up!! What a bunch of instrumental-stealing skanks!! On that note...

4. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SLUT-SHAMING IMMUNITY

IT'S NOT FAIR. How come when 4Minute does sexy, everyone accuses them of being sluts and whores but when SECRET does sexy EVERYONE JUST FAPS? Double-standard much?!

((This is actually the most legitimate complaint that I happen to completely back up, but since they phrased it in such a butthurt way...))

 AND THAT'S WHY SECRET SHOULD DISBAND, THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FAT COWS ANYWAY AMIRITE.

Stay pressed SECRET Timers (STUPID FANCLUB NAME TBH).
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43 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 17, 2012 at 12:14 AM

    Secret is a confident sexy, 4minute is a i'm-grabbing-my-boob-please-love-me sexy.

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    1. Cre4t1v31September 17, 2012 at 1:29 AM

      Yep but it's more like just Hyuna that is i'm-grabbing-my-boob-and-touching-my-self-everywhere-but-I'm-still-innocent-please-love-me sexy.

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    2. blue skies, drifting cloudsSeptember 17, 2012 at 3:07 AM

      I agree with Cass Kay.

      Both groups are hot but somehow, I'm more drawn to Secret than 4minute. I still like Jihyun but if it's a battle between Jihyun and anyone from Secret (except Zinger), I'd choose Secret.

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    3. blue skies, drifting cloudsSeptember 17, 2012 at 3:07 AM

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    4. UnknownSeptember 17, 2012 at 11:53 PM

      Ugh...hyuna just upsets me.

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    5. Cre4t1v31September 18, 2012 at 12:15 AM

      CUBE knows Hyuna is only good for one thing....touching her-self (which everyone loves...almost everyone). She doesn't really have any other decent talent but she can do the whole touchy-thing pretty well.

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    6. sulli_fagSeptember 18, 2012 at 12:46 PM

      they should make a vid of hyuna just touching her vag while 4minute music plays. 100000000000000000 hits on youtube....will pass of PSY's Gangbang Style.

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  2. CedmathingRicSeptember 17, 2012 at 12:23 AM

    Why waste energy arguing if you could just waste energy fapping to both groups in peace?

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    1. RoTaryKnightSeptember 17, 2012 at 9:27 PM

      I fap and argue at the same time, it makes me go on longer.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2012 at 12:51 AM

    fans of second rate groups fighting amongst themselves

    all the fucks i have to give are with shinbi noonar

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2012 at 2:37 PM

      and what rate girl group do you think APINK is jw?

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  4. Cre4t1v31September 17, 2012 at 1:33 AM

    I noticed those things that were listed when I watched the MV too but it's not like I really cared......plus it's not any of it was truly similar.

    Still can't get over how hot Zinger has became and when the hell is the Jiyoon/Gayoon sub-unit ever gonna happen?

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    1. mybiasbeatsyourbiasSeptember 17, 2012 at 6:41 PM

      I think Cube just bailed out on the idea of Double Yoon. People care for Hyuna's jiggly but more. t_t

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    2. Cre4t1v31September 18, 2012 at 12:09 AM

      NO WAY! Dang, I was really looking forward to the Double Yoon project. This sucks. T_T

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    3. mybiasbeatsyourbiasSeptember 18, 2012 at 5:57 PM

      They did a Japanese and a Korean single instead. Doesn't matter now fans allow that boat to sail thanks to Cube not giving two fucks.

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    4. Cre4t1v31September 19, 2012 at 8:41 PM

      That makes me sad. Oh well, guess I gotta get over it now....I just wish they hadn't announced it in the first place if they didn't plan to go through with it so that I wouldn't have gotten my hopes up. :(

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  5. blue skies, drifting cloudsSeptember 17, 2012 at 3:05 AM

    Judge me all you want but Hyosung did that fap dance more justice.

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2012 at 4:55 AM

    Secret did it better

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  7. Mina's Nipple RingSeptember 17, 2012 at 5:48 AM

    4minute have, on average, much better tits.

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  8. InfamistSeptember 17, 2012 at 6:41 AM

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  9. InfamistSeptember 17, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    That's just petty. How empty their lives must be, when you complain (to that degree) about something like that. It's pop music, for crying out loud.

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  10. SuJunkSeptember 17, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    god your gifs are always choking my poor chrome zakuppar :[

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    1. zakuSeptember 17, 2012 at 2:02 PM

      Those aren't my gifs. They're laggy cause they're shitty ones I got from Tumblr. LOL

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    2. sulli_fagSeptember 18, 2012 at 12:47 PM

      ^ oh shit...tumblr?

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  11. SuJunkSeptember 17, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    Even Dal Shabitch has a fap dance

    http://facesofkpop.tumblr.com/post/27282199065

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  12. FalloutSeptember 17, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    Oh my god, why is every gif on tumblr missing like, 80% of the frames it needs. Learn to gif, noobs!

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2012 at 12:56 PM

      if they knew how to make gifs they wouldnt be on tumblr, they'd be working for akf

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    2. zakuSeptember 17, 2012 at 2:04 PM

      I give Tumblr gifs a lot of shit, but really they're shitty mostly because it's hard to make quality gifs that fit under the now 1MB limit. It was even worse before when the limit was 500KB. Oh lawd, those were dark times.

      That being said, there's plenty of ways to work around it. People are just hipsters who want to make the pretty layouts/presentation for notewhoring.

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  13. Guest14927September 17, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    Investigative reporting at its best, thank you for exposing this atrocity.

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  14. A_guy_with_no_goatSeptember 17, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    I didn't know 4Minute had fans.

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    1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2012 at 2:39 PM

      but did you know that POISON is barely able to chart higher than weeks old songs??

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  15. JaybaitSeptember 17, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    Honestly, the only reason 4minute gets so much slut-shaming is because of the Hyuna-haters. So far I've see plenty of people complaining that Secrets dance was "to provocative", and that they're glad it was modified when they performed at music bank

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  16. TonedeadSeptember 17, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    mmmmmf DEM FILLINGS

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  17. U-Know Who Has Man TitsSeptember 17, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Meh phominat has Jihyun, who is hotter than all of secret. Secret minus Zinger Ans Hyosung is hot.'

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  18. FalloutSeptember 17, 2012 at 7:46 PM

    I'd like to shame aaaaall those sluts

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2012 at 9:14 PM

    4minute? I was getting more of a Beyonce vibe. The first scene was definitely an ode to "Dance for You" The choreo was Bey-like and they even threw in the lines "Crazy Love" and "Irreplaceable"

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  20. RoTaryKnightSeptember 17, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    bitches.
    Tia has the fap dance on lockdown.
    Chocolat has the best fap dance.
    They fap you off and wipe that shit on their vaginas.

    Stealing zaku's gif :D
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n8N0ILxWoqg/Tz99bjuIE0I/AAAAAAAAAL0/bDyic5ScImQ/s1600/One-More-Time-review3.gif

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  21. afflatusadroitSeptember 18, 2012 at 4:14 AM

    Ok,I admit I thought of 4minute when I heard the sax and the outfits look the same too,but...what's the problem? Both groups are sexy.Why are they complaining? Fan girls should be fangirling like myself,fan boys should be...dunno what fan boys do. *shruggs*

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  22. sulli_fagSeptember 18, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    Hyosung>Hyuna


    but as for this article. These are not dance moves that are unique. These types of dance moves have been around for decades now. Plus Kpop is not original for the most part--they need to get over it. Plus we all know CHOCOLAT did the fap dance first LOL. DAT TIA!!!!!!

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  23. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2012 at 2:41 PM

    only reason people think secret is hot, talented, famous, etc is because they all have cellulite and love handles. 4minute has hot bodies that none of you fat pigs will ever be able to achieve so stay mad and keep refreshing SECRET's MV bc obviously none of you care enough to buy the flop song. It can barely stay in the top 10 on Melon~ lol Sex doesn't sell if you're ugly. TS should have known that.

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  24. HayGurlHowYouDoinSeptember 21, 2012 at 8:39 PM

    IT'S NOT FAIR. How come when 4Minute does sexy, everyone accuses them of being sluts and whores but when SECRET does sexy EVERYONE JUST FAPS? Double-standard much?! .... LMAO

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