The 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief

I spend a lot of time debunking the bullshit surrounding k-pop and helping people to see the reality behind the curtain of fairy floss, but what I haven't ever really done is helped anyone deal with the emotional fallout from having those rose-coloured glasses taken off.  I also don't want to be blamed for a spate of fangirl suicides so I feel that it's time that I stepped up to the plate with some assistance.  Help for you deludus is here, Kpopalypse style!

6 k-pop idols who look like busty pornstars

You know the deal.  We've all been there.  You're sitting at home fapping to k-pop idols but you just can't get into the groove this time - you're having trouble maintaining your arousal.  You fap harder, you try some lube, you try your other hand, but it's no use.  You're in good physical condition, you're not even tired... relaxing and giving up for the moment, you sit and think about your predicament.  It becomes clear to to you that the problem is mental, not physical - after many years of fapping to k-pop videos and GIFs you've been finally desensitised to the coy, controlled, choreographed prancing and posing of you bias, and you need something more hardcore to keep your solo-libido going.  However, you don't want to fap to anyone but your bias.... because that would be like cheating... well, okay, not really... but you're delusional, so there's no talking to you.

NEVER FEAR - KPOPALYPSE IS HERE TO HELP!

Since we can't have k-pop stars doing porn because Korean laws are a super-conservative killjoy, I've taken the trouble of finding for you six lookalikes that you can search up on porn sites and use as a fap substitute while still keeping your mind clean and pure with thoughts of only your precious bias (assuming you bias is one of these six, but then, these six idols are pretty fucking smoking hot, so it probably is*).  These lookalikes definitely don't have the same body types, but they do have similar faces.  Or maybe they don't.  Whatever.  It's a k-pop porn post - why are you complaining?

Sohee makes the best decision of her life

Today it was revealed that Sohee will not be renewing her contract with JYPE when it expires December 21st.

Reasons why this is good after the jump.

Eight K-Pop Idols That Will Convince You To Stay The Fuck Away From Korea

In the same vein as this wonderfully accurate and not at all stupid list from SmackJuice, the iniquitous reporters here at Anti K-Pop Fangirl have compiled their own list. A list of idols that will make any decent human avoid the treacherous shores of Korea at any cost. 


If your eyes and soul can handle the visual calamities of K-Pop's most atrocious idols, proceed within. 

Tiffany beckons you into the soul sucking realm that is K-Pop...

Sweaters Baffle Netizens

Netizens prove once again that they are both mentally deficient and blind.