Hyosung is an Ilbe Whore!

She's showing off her panties, thus confirming that she's an Ilbe whore. She's trying to democratize my eyes. Filthy whore*.

Yuri To Be In A Movie

Via Soompi:

Girl’s Generation member Yuri has been confirmed to star in a movie, alongside Lee Jong Suk and Seo In Gook. The film is called “No Breathing” and will be about a “swimming genius” who distances himself from swimming, played by Seo In Guk, and a rising star swimmer, played by Lee Jong Suk. Yuri will play the role of “Jung Eun,” who dreams of becoming a musician.

CL to have a solo single

This may be one of the few times in Kpop where my mouth throws up instead of my penis when it comes to girl groups. CL's voice is as annoying as fuck when she raps plus she's barely hot enough to be a contestant in Miss Roadkill. I'd rather have Dara release another solo single. At least that shit would be hilarious.

Hyosung's "Controversy"

Yes, Big Tits Hyosung has a controversy in Korea right now over the dumbest of things in the world.

Did she have a nip slip?!?!?!?! Sadly, no, as our buddy at fiddle.se would have been the first one to gif that if it had actually happened.

Hearing Problems - 4minute and G-Dragon Reviews

It can't be just a coincidence that I have developed some temporary hearing problems after trying to review these two pieces of shit. I know that I make jokes saying that some idol songs are harmful because they suck that much ass, but having two super shitty songs coming out so close to each other has given me some slight hearing problems, which is why I have yet to review the other songs/MVs yet. Now, let's go into what elements in each of these pieces of shit that may have caused my hearing loss.