Thursday, February 26, 2015

The Best of the Worst: Feb. 26, 2015

It's another week and another Best of the Worst. In this edition, we've got KBS' latest bans, G-Dragon's cry for help, and Hani talking about how she passed the time during EXID's two-year stint in kpop purgatory.



[MV Review] Rainbow - Black Swan

RAINBOW'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK



I'M NOT WORTHY

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

A Collection of Lovely Comments We Get on a Daily Basis




At AKF, we often get comments that don't get posted for various reasons like the posting is too old or they violate our strict misogynist agenda. Today is your lucky day however, because you're getting a "peek behind the curtain" as it were at some of the funnier ones. I've also supplied an audio link in case you're illiterate. (Of course if you can't read why are you here to begin with ... Oh, right MS Paint dicks.)

Monday, February 23, 2015

The tragic number: An exploration into how badly trios fail at being good



Every time I clap my hands, a seven member boy group debuts, every time I blink, a six member girl group debuts with either a fierce or cute concept depending on the result of a coin toss. From solo artists through to 204920491 member groups, there is some quality to be found somewhere in the K-Pop sphere, yet one number seems to have been forgotten by the gods of good music: 3. Whilst trios have succeeded in such irrelevant categories as making a lot of money, they have never passed the most important test of all: my opinion, and that's all that matters really. This is why I despaired when Tiny-G lost based Myung-Ji, I knew it wouldn't work and I went on to be proven right because Ice Baby was an ejaculate stain of a song. In this article I will be going through a series of three member groups and sounding off to whoever will listen as to why they are so bad. I will not be including sub-units because three member sub-units usually turn out quite well. It will be a thrill ride for all involved.



Suzy tries to be a hat whore and fails; still succeeds in being a fat whore

Miss A member Suzy filed and lost a lawsuit against a fashion store over a hat dispute, sources say. The latter marketed one of their products as a Suzy hat without the consent of the idol. Suzy was seen wearing the hat in question (pictured below) prior to this lawsuit.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Kim Hyun Joong plans to marry his pregnant ex-girlfriend + Dispatch releases timeline = victim blaming!


Most of you know, by now, that Kim Hyun Joong (actor/singer/girlfriend beater/member of SS501) previously admitted to beating up his ex-girlfriend (Victim A) and breaking her ribs - albeit under the guise of attempting of "practising martial arts". He has always vehemently denied that he was a serial abuser when said ex-girlfriend brought up a lawsuit against him, in an attempt to sue him for domestic violence. However, the lawsuit was eventually dropped and Kim Hyun Joong was ordered to pay a measly penalty fee.

Now, according to reports released in the magazine Women's Sense, Kim Hyun Joong has apparently reunited with victim A and has plans to marry her as she is now...pregnant. 
In the March issue of magazine ‘Woman Sense’s March issue, they wrote, “Kim Hyun Joong reconciled with his two years older ex-girlfriend and are expecting a baby. The baby’s mother is Ms. Choi (31), the ex-girlfriend who sued Kim Hyung Joong for assault.” A close friend of the couple told Women’s Sense that Kim Hyun Joong and Ms. Choi peacefully reconciled when the idol sincerely apologized for his actions after the assault case. The magazine went on to quote the friend who revealed, “Currently, Kim Hyun Joong is worried about his upcoming enlistment into the army while both families are discussing about marriage and the baby.”

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Three Month Report

Let me take a break from doing something important such as fapping to Han Hye Jin reading to make this report.
It has already been three months since I have taken over AKF as the head administrator and I would like your guys' input on how I am doing.