Tuesday, September 30, 2014


Ok, everyone's shitting themselves in either rage or schadenfreude right now but let's take a step back to look at the bigger picture that netizens have yet to pick up on.

Jessica posted the following message on her Weibo to kickstart this all off:

"...shockingly informed by my company AND 8 OTHERS..."

"I'm deeply saddened and hurt by those WHO I TRUSTED and hope that you don't ever have to experience THIS KIND OF PAIN."

Oh?? Not only is OT9 deader than a doormat but is that extremely circumstantial evidence that could possibly be construed as proof that Jessica was literally BULLIED/BACKSTABBED out of SNSD? T-ara who? SNSD are the new iljin bullies ready to be crucified on the internet.

Here are likely* beefs each member has with Jessica that you can pretend led to these shocking turn of events...

*and by likely I mean full of bullshit, but why can't we just T-ara logic SNSD for the sake of argument?

This is not a post about Jessica leaving SNSD, so why not just skip it?

Actually this is a post just to let you know that the "2NE1 shittiness survey" results are now in.  Click the sexy A.KOR bitches below, then scroll down to the conclusion to see the results!

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I must say though, it's great that Jessica left SNSD because now I can write whatever bullshit I want over the next few days and as long as it's not about her nobody will bother to read it and there'll be no repercussions for me!  Awesome!



Monday, September 29, 2014

[EXCLUSIVE] Official interview with Jessica Jung on her removal from SNSD

아저씨: Hello Jessica, good to see you again, as always. I'm glad we are close enough that you would trust me with this. SM has made claims that you weren't prioritizing SNSD and this forced them to remove you from the group. What do you have to say about this?

아저씨: I see. I thank you for your time, dear.


Well there you have it, folks. Jessica is a BAMF and does what she wants. Rock on, Jessica.

Jessica has left SNSD, will still be managed by SM

Earlier today Jessica or someone who hacked her weibo account posted the following:
I was excited about our upcoming fan events only to shockingly be informed by my company and 8 others that as of today, I'm no longer a member. I'm devastated - my priority and love is to serve as a member of GG, but for no justifiable reason, I am being forced out.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

The Block B quantum-multiverse project

It's been called to my attention that my blogging has been noted by the Block B fan community, so here's a little story written by Kpopalypse especially with them in mind.  Although I could have written this about any group really, but I hope they enjoy it... or not.

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Bad Kiz is the Lowest of the Low

Are you a nugu group that no one has ever heard of? Are you in dire need of exposure? Do you not care how your group gets attention? Are you willing to be low-class to get three people to check out your music video?