Friday, September 30, 2016

Kim Hyun Joong celebration post

Hi caonimas!  As many of you may know, SS501 singer Kim Hyun Joong was recently found innocent of all those nasty domestic violence chargesCourts can never be wrong, so this means that Kim Hyun Joong must be the great person that Kpopalypse always knew he was!  It's time for a celebration post!


AKF's Top 10 Idols Who Could Use Me As Their Vibrator

Recycling this picture again because it's still funny almost three years later.
I've had a few people on Twitter ask me what my bias list since I always like a bunch of new idols. I guess my top 10 of the new generation wasn't enough, and the old list is almost three years old with a lot of the idols on that list out of the game or just about to leave the game.

Here is the January 2014 list. I can tell you that Victoria isn't on the list because she's basically a Chinese actress at this point and is only fulfilling out her legal contract with SM until it expires. Jessica and Nicole are basically out of the game at this point (Jessica doesn't do much with music and what has Nicole done?), and Jooyeon is completely out of the game. So this list will look a lot different. Soyeon is not on the list because I realized I really only liked the 2009-2012 version of Soyeon.

The list is fancams and no text from here on out. I don't want the text to ruin your fap rhythms!

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Irene Loves Wendy's Ass

Do you need any other reason to stan Irene?

Monday, September 26, 2016

Jieun - Bobby Doll

I've been waiting for a Jieun comeback for a while now after we got a few from Titsung in the past couple of years.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Crayon Pop - Doo Doo Shit

I made it five seconds. New record for me for the shortest time I've ever listened to a Kpop song. The beat that starts off the song is really, really awful, and knowing Crayon Pop's awful track record (FM aside), I knew I didn't want any more.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Healthy porn for men - deconstructing dog-whistle concepts in k-pop

Recently, a producer of the idol TV show "Produce 101" came out and openly admitted what I'd already known and had been telling people for years - that the show (and by implication, all idol groups with a similar theme) is basically jack-off material, or "healthy porn for men" as he describes it.  Several people were shocked - could this be true?  How come they hadn't noticed?  More importantly, how to identify this "healthy porn"?  Come on a journey with Kpopalypse into the world of dog-whistle concepts!