Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder

Today's post is all about fun, entertainment and the hidden language of k-pop press releases!

boring

Every day thousands of press releases for artists big and small get sent out into the cybersphere, and many more are attached to physical copies of music product and sent to radio stations, TV stations, and media outlets by hopeful artists and record labels looking for that big break.  Everyone hates these fucking shits, but with careful decoding, the hidden entertainment value of these shrieking payloads of concentrated boredom can be carefully extracted and utilised.  This blog post will show you how.

Thus Spake Jiyeonthustra


This is a continuation of this article for anyone who gets confused.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Hyosung's Tits Featuring Hyosung To Release A Solo Album

Your tits.
Hyosung is releasing a solo album next month and is teaming up with Duble Sidekick for the title track. First Jiyeon, and now Hyosung. Duble Sidekick are really trying to make male fans associate their music with fapping. Hey, it could be worse.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter



First, I'd like to thank Kpopalypse oppar for streaming on Easter even though that would have been a good excuse not to stream in the first place. Secondly, enjoy Easter, whether you celebrate the holiday for religious reasons, consumerism-related reasons, or just because it's another holiday where you receive money.

NS Yoon G Knew She Would Get Hated On


And here you were, expecting me to show a picture of her cleavage.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

KPOPALYPSE survey - the results!

The Kpopalypse survey results are in!  Time to share them with you, the lovely readers!

schoolpis

I discussed the results on the first of the two Easter livestreams as well but for those who missed it, who don't follow the livestreams, or who would just like to see it all written down, all the data is in this post for your obsessive-compulsive scrutiny!

Fancam Appreciation #10 - miss A's Fei



Fei performing 2PM's Again & Again while everyone faps to her again and again.