Sunday, August 31, 2014

Jolin Tsai - Now Is The Time

"Now is the time" to fap to Jolin as she has released a new music video. Now I just have to wait for November until her new album comes out...

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Hani Makes Everyone Jizz

View more here and thank Grey/comekpop for your daily Kpop boner. My EXID will be up sometime in the coming week, but I'll be playing golf this morning followed by studying and homework all day when I get back. And then I'll be doing some studying and shit the rest of the week. Hani will help me get through this week.

Friday, August 29, 2014

The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays

Inquiring minds wish to know the differences between Korean pop and pop from other countries.  What are the differences?  How much has one influenced the other?  Is it true that one is superior?  Why haven't I posted any images of T-ara girls in tightly-fitting school uniforms lately?


I keep getting asked about this type of shit so here's another one of those posts where I wrap some vaguely educational information up in my usual snarky blogging style and shovel it down the throats of a bunch of drooling, shambling Koreaboos.  Please enjoy.*

Jessica Reveals Her Tips on Being Hot with Cosmopolitan Hong Kong

Jessica gave out tips on how she is hot, and at 1:13, she mentions that she receives facials. Every Jessica fan out there, you owe me. Don't believe me?

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Watch Eunjung Work Out

Make sure you stretch your fapping arm and wrist before you exercise your penis and arm along with Eunjung as you watch the video. Pay attention to Eunjung's breathing and don't forget that your own breathing is important as you fap. You don't want to jizz too quickly as you wouldn't fulfill Eunjung's desire to be conquered in bed.