Monday, December 31, 2012

6 biggest douches of Kpop 2012

Make no mistake, under all those fapworthy female idols y'all love to look at, catchy and addictive songs (and shitty songs), variety shows, cheesy as fuck MVs etc. there's always a plenty worth of fuckwits in Kpop every year that deserve some serious hammering from a couple of angry  Gryphon Riders.



And this year has its own share full of scandals and shit.

Rain is banging Kim Tae Hee; I'm jealous



11/10 would bang.

Guilty pleasure songs of 2012

Now that the year's wrapped up, I thought I'd come out of the bad music closet and admit to liking some embarrassing songs.


Please save me from myself.


Warning: If you get ill thinking about shit idol music, please do not read on.

Celebrate the New Year with Kang Ye Bin



Happy New Year's Day everyone. Well, it isn't New Year's Day where I live as of the writing of this post, but since half of our readers are in the future, happy fucking New Year's Day. Stare at her tits, whatever, we'll return with regular posting once the new year starts.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Unnecessary subgroups


Cube has gifted the kpop community with a present for which nobody asked: the debut of project group Double Yoon. This subgroup combines Gayoon and Jiyoon and basically is set up to be the K.R.Y. or TaeTiSeo of 4Minute, aka the "singers subgroup."


Huh, that thing around Jiyoon's neck looks kinda like a nipple ...


Gayoon and Jiyoon are the best singers in 4Minute, hands down. I like them, and I like 4Minute. But come on now, nobody pays attention to 4Minute for the music.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

SNSD + politics = fail


*Facepalm*

If there's anything idiotic what people would write with too much spare time in their hands and heads, it's making connections between idol groups and politics.


Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 26

Today's submission comes from Hana, who found a Big Bang dirty confessions Tumblr.

Thank you for your submission!

Here are some choice photos:
That is one of the most unsexy photos of G-Dragon. Then again, there are a LOT of those.

 This is one of my favourite ones from the site. Cause it is probably true!

And to ruin your last few days of 2012, I am going to throw in some more. 

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 25

Did you see that? Today is the 25th, and this is the 25th STFU. This trend has been going on since Sunday, December 23, 2012. The last time this happened was on December 23, 2011's QotW (http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.ca/2011/12/question-of-week-23.html). Eh? Ehh? Anyone else enjoying this moment?

Just me?

Screw you guys. 

Today's submission comes from Evangelina:

"Basically, this under-aged girl (I assume it's an under-aged girl) had a strict 'no men on men action' mindset and because of the hugging of a couple of 16 year old boys, her whole life had been switched around and she is now open to all sorts of love. If that's all it takes to convert one towards the toleration of homosexuality, SHINee and Super Junior should have a US tour through the South, rehabilitating homophobes with stiff lipped kisses and awkward man groping
- Evangelina"

Thank you for your submission!

Merry Christmas Fangirls

Monday, December 24, 2012

YG stanner to the extreme

At some point, I thought SM stanners were a crazy bunch but given that this year hasn't been exactly much of a good year for SM, it all probably goes to safely say that YG stanners have replaced them in terms of delusionism. Of course, there's EXO as well but for all intents and purposes, not every SM stanner probably likes them anyway, not to mention Emperor_Ryu's batshit imagination. Then there goes the SM vs YG fanwars, which tend to bring out the worst of your typical average fangirl (and fanboy in some cases).

I'm no fan of SM but I dislike YG a lot too over a variety of reasons. Butchering Epik High to the point of mutilation is one of them. And anyone should know that YG stanners can be a fucking crazy bunch up to the point they need to be put down like rabid animals.

So here's a notorious case of YG delusionary moments, all credits going to the anonymous informant that was kind enough to provide me the links to print screen and capture and crop. Prepare for a massive series of posts showing idiocy.



Even just reading the headline makes me shiver and cringe.

Poster Sex is Bad

It seems like most fanboys don't really do much craziness to talk about. Normally, they'll just say retarded/cheesy shit on par with the average fangirl, buy weird shit, and fap to weird shit. Fairly tame stuff that keeps them occupied in their rooms mostly and out of the way of the world.

Every now and then though, one daring fanboy will take his love out on tha streets and proclaim it to the world.

"I don't like where this is going..."

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 24

Today's submission comes from Luscious Kevin:

Lololol. Korean Beyonce. Zomg.

If anyone has choice comments that they want to share on Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

 

Question of the Week 67

This week's question comes from Lee, who writes:Is there any particular member that you want to kick out of a particular group, either because he/she is dragging the group down or because he/she is too good and shouldn't be in that particular group?

I think we have had variations of this question multiple times, but it is always a good one. Thanks for your suggestion!

Leave your replies in the comment section below.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 23

Well this is super embarrassing.

I thought that I had scheduled a bunch of my Question of the Weeks and Stupid Things Fangirls Utter posts while I finished up my degree's final examinations. So I came back today to see the comments - only to realize that I ran out of posts a while ago.

Whoops.

Sorry FISHies.

Anywho.

Due to my tardiness, I am doing something special for this Christmas season!

Usually, stores do a "12 Days of Christmas Giveaway" event leading up to Christmas Day (or Boxing Day). So I am doing a post everyday until Christmas - starting now!
 

[NYSLT] YB & LEESSANG - Madmen

Been a while since I've done one of these (damn you ShinBizzle) so bear with me. If you're new 'round here, or forgotten just what this shit is all about, NYSLT is my attempt at introducing our dear FISHes to some Korean music outside of KPop. Hence, "Nugus" You Should Listen To.

This edition is is dedicated to the recent collab between veteran groups YB, a rock act with Yoon Do Hyun as the frontman, and LeeSsang (or more commonly known as "That group Gary's in with that fat guy on Infinity Challenge"). Not exactly nugus, but not mainstream enough for an average KPop stan to recognize I think.


It's a very nice rock number that nicely combines the charms of YB and LeeSsang. I found Yoon Do Hyun's vocals to blend very well with Gil's during the choruses, and the slow jazzy break down in the last third of the song is damn cool. I enjoyed the song a lot! I'm tired and I don't really know what else to say so accept my apologies for a shitty microreview.

Be sure to check out the rest of LeeSsang and YB's work if you enjoyed this and even if you didn't cause they've got better stuff in their catalogues!

EDIT: LeeSsang: 회상 (feat. 백지영), 겸손은 힘들어, Journey
YB: I'm a Butterfly, Talk to Me, 큰별은없어

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Fuck Your Shit KKS

You know how KKS allegedly turned down that offer for T-ara to do a CF for some alcohol not too long ago?

Yeah. Fuck you, Kim Kwang Soo. We could have had them do one of these.

The rest of these are pretty good too (including Hyuna's and Hyorin's), be sure to check em out.

Shit, I'd pay to see Eunjung and Hyomin and Soyeon and Hwayoung (;A;) slut it up like this any day.

GODDAMN YOU KIM KWANG SOO

Sunny has fallen victim to YG's fashion terrorism



And I thought having it purple with a bowlcut made her look silly. But that is just as whacked. At this rate, she'll probably try out for blue, silver or even white. Hell, maybe even a multi-color like the 'Ice-cream Woman' I saw in Tokyo way back in 07, whose hair was an afro dyed bright pink, green and blue.

Friday, December 21, 2012

T-ara Back in the Fire

Just when you thought things could return to some semblance of normality for T-ara, shit finds a way to throw itself against a fan.

Remember when Kim Kwang Soo did his typical boasting about how T-ara turned down an allegedly lucrative alcohol CF deal in order to preserve their "wholesome image" with "cross-generational appeal?"

Yeah. That held up for all of 1 second before people called him out on his bullshit. Ability to even get alcohol CFs aside, no one really took him seriously at all. Netizens took it one step further by digging up some dirt to prove exactly what was on the tip of everyone's tongues.

"There's definitely at least 50% chance that this might not work exactly the way I planned it to."

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Thoughts on 2012 before the world ends

So, according to the Mayans, the world ends on December 21. Well, that just means it's a good time for me to share quick thoughts about 2012. Well, here it goes.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

DAT ASS IS A LIE?

A lot of today's newer KPop fans won't know who Rainbow are. Blasphemy I know, but it's been almost two years since the wonder of A.

Unf.
But who could blame them? After releasing Sweet Dream (criminally underrated song and MV in my opinion) in 2011, they dropped off most people's radars because of DSP's desire to have them blow up in Japan like KARA did. Sadly, that was not to be, and even an original Japanese release of Gonna Gonna Go! (my review here if you wanna walk down memory lane) could not stave off the nugudom. Last anyone heard of them in Korea at least was that hideous Rainbow Pixie subunit shit.

So with all this in mind, why are they suddenly back on our radar again? Jisook spilled some juicy beans that will either vindicate thousands of suspicions or shatter image 5ever.

A Picture Worth More Than a Thousand Words

If there was ever a picture that answered "WHAT IS GD?" in a nutshell, this would be it.

CLICK TO EXPAND
EDIT: Here's another.

CLICK TO EXPAND
(Looks like a white Dara in the red jacket. #daragonisreal)
Keep it cla$$y as we make our way closer and closer to impending destruction, folks.

Setting a Good Example With Kim Kwang Soo


Earlier today, Core Contents Media released a statement saying T-ara wouldn't endorse any alcoholic beverages.


That just means more money for the ho train. woot, woot


Monday, December 17, 2012

Would ANTIKPOPFANGIRL smell this butthole?!

Sometimes I miss chitchatting with my good friend Antikpopfangirl. I wonder what he's up to, how his life is, and what inspires him to continue this blog.

I remember those days when we would get together in our blog's chatroom and discuss politics, the military, gun control, food recipes, Korean music, Japanese music, impressionist era paintings, freud vs. Jung, the economic policies of mercantilism in England during the Pre-Revolutionary War Era and how it corresponds with Corporate Welfare in the United States today.

Well, honestly we never talked about any of that. All he ever wanted to do was fap with me in the chatroom. Well, today's the day I take my pants down and bring out my Unagi.

So, i'm ready ANTI...meet me in the chatroom right now. My penis is throbbing.


SONE's imagination truly has gone too far.




 



First it was doing a Running Man statistics even though you can find that shit in Wikipedia. Then it was imagining SNSD as Japanese feudal lords and samurais. Now what, Lord of the Rings? Warhammer 40k? LOL.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Zinger is not fat!


Based on the earlier article, Zaku oppar seems to have all the numerical figures wrong. In order to justify herself and prove her innocence, Zinger had convinced Soompi to publish an article about her work in progress (http://www.soompi.com/2012/12/14/secrets-zinger-fainted-after-losing-8-kgs/).

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

SPEED to comeback in early January. Lawl.

http://www.allkpop.com/2012/12/speed-releases-new-image-teaser-for-its-over-comeback

Yea, it's 3 days old but since nothing'd been said much about it, whatever goes.

It's surprising SPEED is actually doing a comeback (sorry to you niggas that try to claim its their official debut. It doesn't count as one in my book so deal with it), since the last time they ever did shit was doing that shitty remake of Lovey Dovey about 10 months ago. And how did that turn out? A terrible experience for the eyes and ears for the sane - and supposedly, the renowned Horse of T-ara (Hyomin/Horsemin) was part of the lot that made this shit.



For those that never heard of SPEED, it's basically the male counterpart to that failure known as 5dolls, both which in turn are subgroups of Co-Ed School, which practically went dead years ago due to shitty management while 5dolls itself pretty much shot itself in the foot thanks to that bully scandal that can be seen as a foreshadowing of T-ara's one that occurred a month later.

"Core Contents Media is reportedly pouring their all into SPEED’s upcoming album release through the aid of Shinsadong Tiger."


Didn't know pouring all their shit into this album also included recycling shit from the past either. Lol. Here, it looks like they just edited a cancelled photo used from the Lovey Dovey remake MV.


KKS won't let Davichi say goodbye

Many may be shocked to see Davichi betraying the managers who have been with them for years in order to return to CCM, but those of us who have been paying attention know that this wasn't the first time they tried to escape.



Kim Kwang Satan won't let his hottest sex slave most successful act get away so easily. This time they couldn't keep things under wraps, so rather than sending his cars of mobsters, he had to... negotiate.


On the upside, this may increase the chances of Hwayoung signing with the label Davichi just left in the dust... That is, if she doesn't start rollin with TRUE Gs like her boyfriend.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

BoA to finally make a comeback in Japan next year

Finally, but not in a "good" way. With 2009 being BoA's last year of major activity in Japan, it will have been a long ass time since she released music steadily over in the land of 897357375935756353535 idols in each group. However, instead of releasing a new song, she's coming back with a remake of Only One and The Shadow.

your fan art is awesome!



Any good kpop fan has at some point tried to draw their favorite idol. Only the really stupid ones put them online for others to laugh at. 

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

I worry that maybe my makeup-less face and my plain clothing might be harmful to Hyori’s image.”--Aeri Lee

I'm sure you probably read about this (or probably don't really give a shit about it at all) but Lee Hyori's sister Aeri Lee was recently interviewed by some Korean news station. I know what you're thinking:I would never have guessed some Korean news organization would ever interview someone who is Korean?....Holy Fuck. Or should I say...HYORI FUCK!


"Some men ask me how I look when I speak with them on the phone I say: You ever hear of Lee Hyori....think the opposite of that in looks....and old"--December 4, 2012

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

[MV Review] Secret - Talk That


Secret is back already after wrapping up their Poison promotions. Talk That is a refreshing change for Secret, one that actually works for the group unlike Shy Boy and Starlight Moonlight.

Monday, December 3, 2012

GLEE Covers PSY's「Gangnam Style」

So I found the ultimate「Gangnam Style」 cover. Or at least probably now the most famous one.

Gleeks, enjoy your probably only day featured on this site. Unless your precious GLEE decides to ruin more Korean music for the rest of us during this Hallyu Tsunami

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Lol. Youtube Sone logic.


Just because TTS didn't do well in one lousy award event doesn't mean that subgroups in SNSD should forever stay away from Kpop as a whole. Sheesh. There's always next year, y'know. It's not like SM gives a damn about these awards anyway so long as they get a good profit from the stuff they release.

Besides, MAMA is legit as donkey shit you hear from conspiracy theorists or politicians in the radio or TV.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

2PM looks shit and wannabe as usual.


Lol.

They look like they ripped their costumes from some superhero comic book or tried to make themselves look like the dark version of the Power Rangers or some shit, hell, maybe even Iron Man. And I thought their wannabe intimidation of ghetto hip-hop was a big fucking mess with that atrocity known as Hands Up.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

someone's fucking sunye and it ain't me


By now I'm sure everyone has seen the news that Sunye is getting married to some guy. To be honest though, who this guy is isn't important. What we should all really take away from this is that Sunye is officially off the market now.

Sun-Dragon is New OTP

Sunny recently debuted a new haircut at the latest SM concert at Marina Bay (wherever that is), and it is absolutely atrocious.


Goddamn, it's like someone decided to give her a bowlcut (very unflattering for her, btw) and took a fat purple/pink shit on her head while they were at it. But somehow, it looks oddly familiar...

Monday, November 26, 2012

Lizzy's hotter than naked Uee? I demand proof

On a recent episode of "Quiz to Change the World," Lizzy not only talked about seeing Uee nude, she proclaimed to have the best body in After School.

Let's investigate this claim further, shall we?

Name: Lizzy
Occupation: After School, Orange Caramel
Hobbies: Taking pictures of Uee in the shower, makin' shit up, G-Doing

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Elderly delusional T-ara fan


If there's anything more shittier than the delusional fanboys/fangirls that go on an irrational mode of butthurtism, rage, death threats and petitions and all that shit, it's the ones that actually talk the exact opposite way while still being equally deluded, if not more.

Now, the vast majority of Kpop's community consists of teenagers and young adults from their early to mid, or even late 20s. Then we have the samchon fans that are in their early-mid 30s to their 50s and maybe their 60s. I thought they only existed in Korea for some damn reason I'm not even sure how to explain in words but it's become very clear to me that is not necessarily the case.

Here we have Emperor_Ryu, one of the most delusional T-ara (and Kpop as a whole) fans to exist in history.


Now, down to some of his delusional moments....

Friday, November 23, 2012

Question of the Week 65

This week's question is:
Which idol would you want as a wife / husband?


I would pick IU because she would post sexy photos of us post-coitus on Twitter, then have her company cover up for us with a brilliant excuse. No one would suspect a thing. I would get off scott-free.

And just get off in general with her.

Hey-yo! *high fives all around*

Thursday, November 22, 2012

How to obtain a youthful look (with poll)


One of the most important thing in the kpop industry is looks! And I do mean...LOOKS! You might argue against this statement, but many top stars such as Uee, Sohee, Yoona were selected mainly for their looks (and incorrect pedo-predictions of human development bad tastes ). They barely give a damn if you sound like a 69 years old tranny grandma, or a donkey (if you are Taecyeon). So how do you obtain the holy grail of [most] idols' looks? Recently, top artists such as Sojin, Bom, and Hyunah have shared a simple secret to keep their faces fresh and youthful all the time!


Get a plastic surgeon who has a fetish for animals...faces that resembles horses, hamsters, or hyenas can be extremely popular in Korea. It helps if both the customer and the surgeon have a bestiality fetish. However, it is not required. Even among plastic surgeons, there is a very distinct ranking order. Choosing a Hyomin horse face vs. a Jessica one can make or break your future. Don't be cheap ladies [or guys], you are paying for your future and husband by doing this. It's a good investment, I promise.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Hwayoung is Gettin' the Block D

It's been weeks since our last Hwayoung update, and people (read: me) were beginning to wonder if she'd dropped off the face of the earth since releasing her jjangbak rap snippet all that time ago.

#MIXTAPE2012
LO AND BEHOLD, ALLKPOP HAS ANSWERED OUR MY PRAYERS~

Perverts!

hey perverts!


Wankies wankies I see some blacky panties!





Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 21

This week's submission comes from Basilisk:


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

TOP acting again? Oh hell no. And VIPs, shut up.

Oh God no. Seriously. No. Just no.

It's as if his shitty and atrocious acting in IRIS wasn't bad enough. Now he's being offered to be put into another drama with Kim Taehee again.

He wasn't extremely horrible in the Korean War movie '71 Into the Fire' but that's because actors Cha Seung-won and Kwon Sang-woo overshadowed his wannabe ass up to the point I didn't give a shit about him at all.




Monday, November 19, 2012

Soyeon Fanboy Deludes Himself To Think That He's A Good Troll

SFB thinks he trolled me.



Man, this nigga is delusional, isn't he Obama?


Girls' Day is made up of SLUTS AND WHORES

What group is filled with sluts, whores, and all around filthy bukkake lovers!


GIRLS' DAY


YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, NEGROS!

GIRL'S

FUCKING

DAY

I have the evidence!


fangirls and fanboys alike....if you love girls' day, this post will change your mind forever. Seriously, you will "black ocean" these whores the next time you see them...or rape them...or both.

Stuck in my Head ~ Song of the Day 3

I cannot get enough of this song.

PHANTOM (팬텀- 「미역국 (Miyuk Guk) [Seaweed Soup]」


It is fun, absolutely pretty, and I find it contagiously catchy. I am literally dancing to this while walking in public with my Wolverine headphones (yes, I just gave you all second hand embarrassment. You're welcome. And I can give you more than just that, honey ;D ).

Fanclub Colours

Hello FISHies,

How are we all adjusting to our new awesome fanclub name?

I was thinking fondly about all of you today as I usually do and realized another fun thing.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Soyeon Fanboy Got His Feeling Hurts Because of AKF

After Scatter took a massive dump on Soyeon-Fanboy, he started getting all mad about AKF. I never had a problem with him, and while his rants were usually stupid, I found them entertaining. However, he is just like a fangirl and took what Scatter wrote to heart, getting mad and is now lashing out against AKF. Lawl.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

A SONE's imagination gone perhaps a bit too far?

 


For some, it may be considered normal to imagine an SNSD member (minus Hyogre) being your wife, girlfriend, sex partner or all that shit once in a while - as for the stanners out there, probably at a 24/7 basis.

But as groups that actually existed in history? Maybe not.