Monday, December 24, 2012

Poster Sex is Bad

It seems like most fanboys don't really do much craziness to talk about. Normally, they'll just say retarded/cheesy shit on par with the average fangirl, buy weird shit, and fap to weird shit. Fairly tame stuff that keeps them occupied in their rooms mostly and out of the way of the world.

Every now and then though, one daring fanboy will take his love out on tha streets and proclaim it to the world.

"I don't like where this is going..."

You thought those SONEs worshipping that cardboard cut out of Tiffany was weird, you ain't seen nothin' yet.


To be honest though, I'm not really sure if he's trying to fuck her cardboard cut out or take a fat shit all over it. Either way, he tweeted it to her and big papa JYP got mad.
JYP Entertainment officials stepped up by announcing that they would be reporting the case to the appropriate authorities.
Officials announced, “Recently, a picture of a netizen indirectly sexually harassing Suzy quickly made its way around the internet. As Suzy is still a minor and a high school student, we’ve decided that the situation was grave enough to involve the authorities. We have reported the picture to the Cyber Terror Response Center for further investigation.”
The Twitter account of the netizen in question has currently been deleted.
Oh shit. Pretty sure this started off as a joke too. Better put those naked Suzy edits away then boys.

This one too.

17 comments:

  1. If anything, the picture is just hilarious, Korea needs to get some sense of humor.

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  2. Why is there a gif of that horrible on-screen clown? fat whore

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    1. my eyes. i can't contain the horror

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  3. That's the new generation's korean Meryl Streep.

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  4. Is she a minor....? I can kinda understand that but.... eh..... I dunno. So all the idols that have bed pillows, would they get mad if someone took a picture humping it and tweeted it to them? I would say the dude's just messed up to do that to a poster thingy that didn't belong to him. Other than that.... eh.... I dunno............

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  5. I guess the guy got bored of fapping in front of the computer screen. Still, doing that at a public place is pretty damn fucking crazy.

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  6. Mad balls for tweeting it to her. If he stepped up his craziness, he might have a chance with Suzy.

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  7. Somerhalder's taking the flirting too far this time

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  8. I didn't know you could get arrested for humping cardboard

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  9. At least he didn't jizz on the poster.

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    1. I think it would be okay if he had a towel on hand to wipe if off.

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  10. Cyber Terror Response System... for like, cyber terrorism or something?

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  11. At first I thought the title meant Poster Sex, as in Commenter Sex so I thought something el scandaloso might be afoot lol. aw.

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  12. *insert Jessie Slaughter cyber police joke*

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  13. After see tiffany poster shit,this one make more sense(of humor),and k-netizens(I mean fangirls/boys I am sure a lot of people doesnt give a shit about kpop idols) stop every shitty things like a serious issue mehhhh

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