Friday, December 7, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirl Utter 22

This week's submission comes from Monineath:

LOOOOOOOOL


The comment above was found on Simon and Martina's review of 'One of a Kind'. It is pretty much the definition of delusional fangirl, really. Quite the specimen.

This is why you don't let stupid children on the internet.

I almost feel bad making fun of her because she is just so little. And foolish. But stupidity should never be rewarded or overlooked.

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75 comments:

  1. I'M ONLY 12 BUT I CAN STILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY
    Holy fucking shit, where do they hear this stuff.

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  2. I will kill you and eat you... Wow...Uhm.. I feel uncomfortable rn

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  3. O.o now that's one angry delusional fucker with cannibalistic tendencies. I feel like I want to troll her even more :D

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  4. I'M ONLY 12!!!
    lol, best comment ever, maybe the girls should get herself help... or a life! xD

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  5. Email is too much effort so this is my submission. Found this shit when looking up the Kpop heart concert in Australia (which unlike these bitches I'm actually going to)

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EvpDg282xl

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  6. Im 12 years old and if anybody insults BB id murder ur family, too. They are gods and they should be respected

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    1. Well its tru since they are tbe most talented group, with they have one of the best composer and rapper of all time.

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    2. Considering it isn't the first time, I'm not sure whether if troll or delusional fangirl.

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    3. Im not fucking trolling u bitch!! U must be trolling to like Boram, fag!

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    4. Nope, I'm not. I'd prefer her over dog faces like CL or people with bad cases of cheap plastic surgery like Bom :P

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    5. Olh what the fuck ever, bitch. Boram is a no talent bitch.
      Even Dara can outsing anyone in Shitara

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    6. Well I never said Boram was talented, did I? Just said I would prefer her over those two when it comes to l-o-o-k-s. Sure, some guys would prefer to fuck CL because she's got a hotter body but they'd probably use a paperbag to cover her face while at it. Check every article I've wrote and you'll see I make no reference about Boram being talented either. I never saw her as talented and never will unless she pulls something off big but she is certainly more easier to sympathize with for valid reasons when compared with derpfaces like Dara who seem to think it's fashionable to wear pants full of teddy bears or having hairstyles that no sane Korean woman would want to ever take.

      Though now you say Dara can outsing anyone in T-ara, that pretty much means that you're saying Dara isn't a very talented singer either since Jiyeon, Boram and Qri are terrible themselves - which also partially contradicts your claim that 2ne1 is the most talented group in Kpop. If Dara's only better than them, that's not really saying much.

      Anyone with even half a brain or isn't a delusional Blackjack would know that Dara can't outsing Soyeon, Taeyeon, Jessica, Eunji, Minah or even Seungyeon and IU make Dara's singing sound like a dying cat.

      If you're trying to troll the blog or anyone here, do at least try to be funny because you never know if all your pro-2ne1 shit is print-screened here and put into an article for everyone else to look at.

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    7. Lol u use Jessica as an example of good singing? So i see ur a fan of horse cunt.

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    8. And im not delusional. And u think making an article will make me stop being delusional
      #Uralltalk

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    9. lol...she's 12 as well. 'Nuff said.

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  7. 12 year olds threatening murder over male k-idols....
    DAFUQ has this world come to?

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    1. OMG UR AVITAR! T.O.P, BEST RAPPER IN THE WORLD, after GD and Lil Wayne, pf coz

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  8. These stupid, crazy little white girls need their asses handed to them.
    Kill someone? LOL They're seriously all kinds of crazy.

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  9. http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/8/3/b0b2240e-57b2-4a07-ac62-ee13e954395a.jpg

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  10. I was close to becoming like her, until I found this site. I'm sane and dignified now.

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    1. I'm glad I helped at least one person lol.

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    2. you n me both, bfore i came across this blog i was practically a borderline sone

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    3. I joined a SHINee fanpage on Facebook, and you have no idea about the stuff they talk about.

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    4. yeah i know what u mean..dont get me wrong, i still like them, i still follow their fanpage in twitter n facebook, but AKF bust a few "bubbles" that made me view them n the fangirl(sone specifically) in a different light..n im glad they did though

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    5. While I'm nowhere as close to this girl, I was saved by the site too lol

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    6. CHUCK OPPARCHAN IS OUR HERO!
      I like Shinbi better.

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  11. AKF cured me of 2NE1......but that's off-topic.

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    1. I liked 2NE1...during their promotions of Fire and I Don't Care. After that, it's just been an avalanche of shit coming down from turd mountain with 2NE1. It doesn't help that they're easily the ugliest group in Korea.

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    2. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
      SO WHAT IF THEYRE UGLY? WHO THE FUCK CARES WHEN THEY ARE THE MOST TALENTED GIRL GROUP?????

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    3. 2ne1 the most talented girl group? eyes rolling......besides, human male species are first and foremost visual beings, so I would dare to say that the majority of us do care about girls'looks......yes, any bipedal species with a dick is that superficial and shallow....

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    4. I really can't see how 2ne1 gets famous, take any new girl group now, and I can bet you I will be more interested in the rookies. Like seriously, Secret, T-ara, Sunny Hill, or even Fiestar.

      Surprisingly, I also don't find I don't care addicting, though it's the most acceptable song they have.

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    5. 2NE1, most talented girl group ? Really, the end of this world is near and u just keep making it come sooner !

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    6. Now I'm just waiting for someone to say that IU is the most talented female singer in Kpop.
      Or something like that.
      -_-

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    7. IU is the most talented female Kpop singer who enjoys sucking on Eunhyuk's dick.

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    8. Me too. 2NE1 peaked at their debut and are in the process of free falling into irrelevancy. Now that Psy has already broken into the US market their services are no longer needed at YG. He's already given them the short end of the stick. Wait until Jennie Kim's group debuts. Bye bye Twennywon

      Simon and Martina are two fat, disgusting pigs.

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    9. And 2NE1 will never be the most talented girl group as long as SPICA exists. Even EVOL and D-UNIT shit all over them but FlapJacks are too scared to admit it. Instead they fill the latter groups videos with hate comments about how these girls are biting off their unnies. FlapJacks shut the fuck up. YG wrote the fucking book on swagga jacking.

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    10. ^
      can you please explain why you hate Simon and Martina? I kept wondering why people hate them

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    11. SImon and martina are fucking pigs
      Pimpmysluttymileswidevaginawithhorsespermleftover: Judging by ur avitar ur music taste are shitty compared to my superior taste
      BAP=
      Bitches
      Anal dis
      Pussy

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    12. I wouldn't mind your trolling if you were actually funny and entertaining. It's not my fault your father dresses in drag and your mother fucks for food stamps. Don't try to make up for being a useless waste of space by trolling blogs. Grab a razor, sit in a tub full of water and remember to cut down the road and not across the street.

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    13. What a failed troll.............

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  12. Please make a list of hottest female rookie 2012 :p

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  13. "..I'M ONLY 12 BUT I CAN STILL KILL U!!"

    this is disturbing as it is concerning..internet, what have u done..

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  14. kids these days...sad thing is, that kid is either really 12, or is like 22 and just trying to justify their immature behavior by pretending to be 12. Still embarrassing for human kind either way.

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  16. I always follow Simon and Martina's videos on youtube and I find them informative and funny, especially the food adventures and the fun places. The only thing I don't like is their Kpop music mondays' population.

    You see, S&M themselves asked the voters to vote for Hyuna's Ice Cream to be reviewed, but these delusional bitches decide to vote for B.A.P's aegyo explosion video, where ironically S&M themselves told them they prefer to not review them.

    Why am I complaining about this now --

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    1. still sings better than most kpop girls :d

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  17. 2ne1 became famous because of their songs and not their appearances.
    Some AKF authors are pathetic that they borderline on that hate thread.
    This blog is semi full of hate and trolls.
    I still check it out to laugh at all the stupid comments posted on this site.
    Keep em coming.

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    1. Could it be that there's some off chance that they aren't all "haters" or "trolls"?

      2ne1 are really bad, like really, REALLY bad. I can write a 5 page essay, on why they are bad, why it is a wonder, they are as popular, as they now are, and why they aren't worth anyones time.
      Chances are that the "facts" from your perspective, ie: "everyone's crazy excepts me" is actually backwards.

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  18. You know what's worse than delusional fangirls?

    Simon and Martina

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    1. I keep wondering, why do people hate Simon and Martina?

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    2. LOLZ for real though. They lived in South Korea for 4 years and still know shit in Korean.

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  19. simon and martina find a easy way to make money from delusional fans...even this fuckin fans send them money for stupid studio...

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  20. When I was twelve I was not on the Internet threatening people I WAS DOING HOMEWORK! :|

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  21. Guess I'm the only one who finds this hot.

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  22. GDruggin is a waste of good oxygen.

    That message was written by Taeyang himself. He needs to stop being so overprotective of GD because I'm pretty sure GD's dick smells like P.O.T.'s shit. HE'S CHEATING ON YOU TAE. In case your slow ass doesn't get it.

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