SPEED to comeback in early January. Lawl.

http://www.allkpop.com/2012/12/speed-releases-new-image-teaser-for-its-over-comeback

Yea, it's 3 days old but since nothing'd been said much about it, whatever goes.

It's surprising SPEED is actually doing a comeback (sorry to you niggas that try to claim its their official debut. It doesn't count as one in my book so deal with it), since the last time they ever did shit was doing that shitty remake of Lovey Dovey about 10 months ago. And how did that turn out? A terrible experience for the eyes and ears for the sane - and supposedly, the renowned Horse of T-ara (Hyomin/Horsemin) was part of the lot that made this shit.

For those that never heard of SPEED, it's basically the male counterpart to that failure known as 5dolls, both which in turn are subgroups of Co-Ed School, which practically went dead years ago due to shitty management while 5dolls itself pretty much shot itself in the foot thanks to that bully scandal that can be seen as a foreshadowing of T-ara's one that occurred a month later.

"Core Contents Media is reportedly pouring their all into SPEED’s upcoming album release through the aid of Shinsadong Tiger."


Didn't know pouring all their shit into this album also included recycling shit from the past either. Lol. Here, it looks like they just edited a cancelled photo used from the Lovey Dovey remake MV.

"The song is produced by Shinsadong Tiger, to be an addictive, powerful melody as a dance track with R&B and synth elements. The group will release both a dance and drama version music video."


Golly good God. This must be the gazillionth time CCM's using Shinsadong Tiger again for promoting their shit. Not that I got anything personal against the producer but a lot of his tracks are a huge clusterfuck that makes people sound like chipmunks. 'Powerful' is probably not one of the best words to describe something from Shinsadong.

And as usual, they're making another unnecessary as fuck drama version MV of the song with Park Bo Young being featured.

Someone must've paid her shitloads to even think about being in a music video made by CCM because if the male lead (assuming there is one) is a SPEED member, chances are she'll have her regrets of taking up the offer.

Given that CCM tends to overhype its shit to the extreme, it wouldn't be surprising if the MV turned out to be equally as shit as T-ara's Cry Cry MV anyway, in which not even the almighty Cha Seungwon was able to save. Nor would it be surprising if the song turns to be just as bad as Gangkiz's debut song or T-ara's 'Bo-peep Bo-peep'.

I'm actually surprised that SPEED even had fans to begin with, much less Co-Ed as a whole. You'd think with only one lousy debut that they'd just fade away to oblivion, not to mention constant member changes but no, CCM seems to think that promoting SPEED will give them a ticket out of the shit it is in.

Guess this is where all the money T-ara made has gone to - promoting flops. Seems like CCM's gotten desperate to try delay its impending and inevitable collapse in the future. I better stack up on the popcorn and soda.