Setting a Good Example With Kim Kwang Soo

Earlier today, Core Contents Media released a statement saying T-ara wouldn't endorse any alcoholic beverages.

That just means more money for the ho train. woot, woot

Apparently, the company didn't want to set a bad example by encouraging underage drinking to T-ara's legions of impressionable fans by having the group model for soju and such. (But what about the legions of old creeper dude fans like Kim Kwang Soo himself?)

With Core Contents' often questionable decisions, you might wonder where is the line between good example and bad example.

Alas friends, I have come to clear up any confusion. The following guidelines come from the company handbook that I was able to buy on the black market in exchange for my naked Uee photos.

Issue 1: Overworking idols

CCM Ruling: Sets a good example.

Issue 2: Disregarding the health of your group.

CCM Ruling: Sets a good example.

Here, let me not carry your bag for you.

Issue 3: Snatching random middle-schoolers off the street and putting them in a group of late teens and twentysomethings that dances to songs with titles such as "Sexy Love."

CCM Ruling: Sets a good example.

Issue 4: Public humiliation

CCM Ruling: Sets a good example.

Issue 5: Airing it all out on Twitter

CCM Ruling: Only management, not idols, can call out company's weaknesses and personnel problems. Sets a mixed example.

Issue 6: Endorsing alcohol

CCM Ruling: Sets a bad example.

There you have it: guidelines about what makes a good role model. And this is why Hyorin is detrimental to children world-wide.