An hour with the Music Core livestream chat

As a kind of experiment in masochism, I decided to focus my attention on the chat section during this week's Music Core livestream.

The livestream chat on Youtube is filled with the dregs of kpop — fanwar spam, petty bickering, and all the emojis and exclamation points you could want!!!!

Between Super Junior competing against Sistar and Winner and comebacks from 2PM, Teen Top and T-ara, it was bound to be a long program. Join me as I recap an hour in kpop hell.

Secret has a Problem... A Sexy Problem

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Poor Secret. It seems they've all come down with a problem and during a routine visit to the music label psychiatrist the worst fears were confirmed. Secret has fallen in love.

Fuck You, 'Yes' Lingerie

Remember Hyosung Appreciation Day? More photos from the pictoral are out for viewing pleasure (read: fapping), but the reality was nowhere near the expectations set by the first leaked shot.

I am not a happy camper.

[BREAKING] SECRET Involved in Car Accident, Zinger Saves Everyone's Lives

Poor SECRET have gotten themselves into a car accident just over 5 hours ago as of this writing.

4 Secret Minutes of Drama

The thing about music is that everything builds on something else. It takes influences from things we've done, things we've seen, things only we have experienced in our own unique way and smushes it all together to make a brand new sound. It's only a natural process of creativity, especially in the pop market.

So when 4nias try to start shit with SECRET over their Poison comeback, all I can do is laugh.

I hate using Tumblr gifs...

[MV Review] SECRET - Poison

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The Tits are a Lie

Hyosung has some of the most wildly fluctuating cup sizes I've ever seen for a woman ever.