Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Fuck You, 'Yes' Lingerie

Remember Hyosung Appreciation Day? More photos from the pictoral are out for viewing pleasure (read: fapping), but the reality was nowhere near the expectations set by the first leaked shot.

I am not a happy camper.


We went from this:


to this:

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This was the only one I could find in high resolution, sorry FISHes.
I mean what the actual fuck is this shit?? We were promised Hyosung in lingerie, not Hyosung in grandma/hipster shit with her bra exposed and her shorts casually unbuttoned! And look at the horrendous photoshopping! What in blue blazes did they do to poor Hyosung's face?! I knew she always had a bit of an awkward smile, but this is just absolute terror!!

If anything, this photoshoot proves to people what I've been saying for a while now. Hyosung's weight loss, while transforming her into sexy sex vixen with nicer proportions (imo, inb4 Zaku is a chauvinistic pig who propagates the unrealistic expectations of women's body image), effectively killed one of the most infamous racks of KPop. It's all smoke and mirrors and wonderbras nowadays... :/

To be honest though, I should have seen this coming. Hyosung isn't the first idol who modeled 'Yes' lingerie and trolled the shit out of us. Just look at what they pulled with Ga In.

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Fuck that pussy.
Maybe this is all just premature ejaculation speculation, but the 'Yes' track record doesn't give me much cause for hope.

14 comments:

  1. aw man, i actually got my hopes up for this one.

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  2. Dat smile .... ! My bro is cryin down there
    And when ll we have the ad vid ?

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  3. I know it's controversial, but I would still stick my penis inside her

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    1. It's controversial?
      Put a legs-spread-Hyosung in front of any of these fuckers and I guarantee you they will bust a nut within 10 minutes.

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  4. Those are the ugliest bras I've ever seen in my life, no wonder they wanted to hide them with that disgusting granny cardigan.

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    1. Ikr?

      And wtf is that ugly shit dresses k-idols and actresses wear? Almost as bad as the japanese.

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  5. Gain unnie saranghaeyeo desu yo <3 her pussy is beautiful zakusan, i have to agree

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  6. she looks like that guy from Infinite in those new pictures... it looked like as if they photoshopped his face in this.

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  7. Is this company selling underwear or sweaters and shorts?

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  8. Welp, I guess Hyosung fell flat of expectations *shrugs*. Could've been worse if it was anyone from 2NE1 in Hyosung's place instead.



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