Short review: ???????
Longer review: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
Detailed review: After the jump.
Okay, let's start with the good: Yuri. Okay, time to move onto everything else, because Yuri is the only good thing about this piece of shit.
The first thirty seconds show the director trying to make the MV cooler than it is. Maybe he saw the fucking outfits and decided that the first thirty seconds was going to be the only part worth a fucking shit in this MV.
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| The moment I knew this fucking song sucked, and it's the very fucking beginning of the song. |
There's so much that is wrong about this song that I have no idea where to begin. It's that fucking bad. Imagine going out to your car and opening the trunk. You're moving back into your dorm since Christmas break is just about over. You had expected to see your clothes and other belongings in there, but instead you find a rotting corpse covered with a gallon of horse semen. There are also a million maggots roaming around because there's a bunch of cow shit in there. To make matters worse, someone printed off some pictures of someone fucking a horse. You go and pay someone to clean that shit up because you want no part of that. After the rotting corpse, horse semen, cow shit and bestiality pictures are removed, you find two fucking fat midgets engaging in anal sex. The midgets forgot to do an enema because they're smearing the shit all over each other. You hear of them suggest that they wrap up the shit into Hershey's packages and sell them to the druggies since they'll be so high that they won't realize they're buying shit to eat. Then you look down at your right hand at the Hershey's bar you bought at the convenience store while your trunk was being cleaned. Your continuously hurl onto the two fat midgets and then they start smearing the puke and shit all over each other. Then the guy who was cleaning your car has a fetish for midgets who smear shit and vomit all over each other, so he pulls down his pants and starts jacking off onto the two midgets.
Yeah, that's some nasty fucking shit, and that's what this song is. The fucking rapping is terrible. I mean terrible. What happened to the SNSD that didn't rap? I miss that SNSD. This song sounds like five songs mashed together. It's as if SM couldn't decide between five title tracks, so they decided to mash them together as one. It's fucking terrible. There are songs that I love that have tempo changes (m-flo loves Amuro Namie - Luvotomy), but this shit is bad. The song tries to showcase some of the members vocals, but it works against it. The song is so shit to begin with that trying to add some respectability to the song somehow made it even worse.
The fashion is terrible. I don't think 2NE1 would even wear this shit. It looks like Papa Smurf rubbed his ass cheeks onto Sunny's hair. I guess Sunny went into shock after recording the song that she was giving Papa Smurf a rusty trombone and her hair ended up being blue. SM thought Sunny looked ridiculous and thus this ridiculous concept was born.
This song and MV are everything wrong with Kpop wrapped up into one package. At one point in time, SNSD was everything right with Kpop (SNSD - Genie), but that was fucking four years ago, and in pop music, that's a generation ago. SNSD has worn out their welcome with The Boys and proved with I Got A Boy that they should just be put out of their misery and let some of the members do solo projects.
Much better than the abysmal Flower Power.
ReplyDeleteI like the outfits and styling.
But what does the plot summary of my favourite rape hentai have to do with all this ?
It's how I see this MV and song: something that's very vulgar and disturbing.
DeleteI agree, I hated Flower Power.
DeleteIf they kept it at one tempo instead of switching it to x100000 different ones I think the song would've sounded better. There was just too much in one song. I know it was supposed to show different feelings of the girls or something but just no. Whoever produced it should be fired.
On the bright side Yuri, Sooyoung and Hyoyeon be looking the hottest/best styled here......Sunny's and Hyoyeons hair really needs to be burned.
Baby, Jessica-unnie was the special one here~ I'm turning lez... someone give me a dick! O_O
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ReplyDeleteplus, the sloppiest and worst play-it-safe attempt by any Korean entertainment company to make their talents look "comprehensively artistic" by throwing in a variety of redundant beats and melodies to make the song sound like a cornucopia of genres
but in reality, just as when 2013 began it already pegs as the year's worst piece of shit...shittier than 2NE1's I Love You mashed with TTS' Twinkle.
Deletebtw, should we consider this song for 2012 or 2013?
i'm so fucking vocal about this release god stop me from commenting ppl
I consider it 2013 because it was released in 2013 in Korea. Such a shitty start to what should end up being a great month for Korean music in general.
DeleteI think they were purposely making it this bad just to see how fans eat this crap up.
DeleteWhen i start my band I'm calling it "Redundant Beats"
DeleteOh, AKFG oppa, I knew your feelings right from your tweet and I knew it reverberates the same heartbeat that I have <3
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything. I salute you.
ReplyDeleteSooyoung with her atrocious intro is just living her life as SNSD's official gangsta
ReplyDeleteSooyoung, Yuri's, Hyoyeon's and Yoona's rap just killed SNSD for me. Why did SM have any of GG do rap? "Ayo GG" No.
Deletetbh Sooyoung's was the least atrocious out of the four, at least hers was the smallest but Yoona and Hyo really killed it bad.
Sooyoung > Yuri > Hyoyeon > Yoona
Sooyoung knows how a real gangsta rolls. Haters just be mad that they don't have as much swagger as her.
DeleteBut IMO, Hyoppa's rap part wasn't that bad to the ears. Solo rap project, anyone? LULZ
DeletePlease no, I would like to keep my sanity. That SM dancer group project was bad enough showcasing Hyo's horrible rapping. The only one more horrible than Hyo was Tiffany's wannabe gangsta English intro along with Yoonas rap. Yuri's was pretty horrible as well now that I give it a second listen.
DeleteHuh. I guess you're right. Hyo and Soo's were the least horrible......still horrible though.
Oh and it's SM's "Happy New Year and Fuck You" greeting to everyone.
ReplyDeleteRIP SNSD
I am giggling like a bitch with the narrative on the rotting corpse, maggots, horse semen, cow shit, bestiality, scatological & emetic midget sex and weird fetish
'RIP SNSD' indeed.
DeleteThe only hope left is SHINee and EXO.
Jeezus lord no don't jinx it
DeleteExo and shinee? Roflmao
DeleteExo and shinee? Roflmao
DeleteTo think that I was looking forward to this.
DeleteDOUBLE YOON, SiSTAR19, HERE I COME!!!!!!!!
^and Q-Ram
Delete^ I second this.
DeleteOMG I just told someone last night that Double Yoon > this piece of abomination
DeletePlus SISTAR19 4ever ofc <33333
I don't know where to start. That MV was fucking atrocious. The song was complete and utter shit. The dance...no, just no. SNSD is the last girl-group I wanna see doing this kind of dance. f(x) could've pulled it off but SNSD? No. The outfits are cringeworthy and do not suit them whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Hyoyeon gets more and more useless because they didn't even put her in the middle most of the time. SM, what the fuck are you doing? Even Super Junior's "Spy" isn't nearly as crappy as this.
But of course, SONES will think that everything about this video and song is perfect:
"YOONA'S RAP IS THE BEST
YOONA & YURI ARE THE BEST DANCER.
YOONA IS THE PRETTIEST.
YOONA AND YURI ARE THE SEXIEST AND COOL!"
..No. No.
In the end, it's still Yoona who had to be on the front lineup LOL probably to appease the many raging audiences who just got punk'd by SM's gigantic flop
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DeleteNot even Yoona's plain face can save this one. I do feel sorry for the rest of SNSD though, the one with the least talent get's the most praise: "OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOONA UNNIE CAN RAP SOOOO GOOD AND SHE DANCES PERFECT!".
Delusion to the max.
It's how an entire genre meant to conceal mediocre quality with distractions works. Humans love bright, pretty colors and flashing lights plus fun beats
DeleteDidn't care much if they're trying too hard or their outfits are plain outrageous. What truly pissed me off is the song indeed sounds like 5 songs mashed into one. Its a medley of fuckery, apocalypse, torture, mutilation, and murder.
ReplyDeleteYour last sentence should forever be cited by everyone who has to define something as repulsive as what SM did to SNSD.
Deletehaha, fuckery + apocalypse + torture + mutilation + murder = trolling
Deleteif sones eat this crap up they have been trolled badly by SNSD LOL... ahhaahhahahah can't knock snsd's hustle, they dont gotta release anything good anymore when they got delusional fans
ReplyDeleteI voted for "Give me TTS" in the poll and I stick by it. TTS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SNSD.
ReplyDeleteI actually voted for "I'd rather eat shit." Looks like I'll be in the shoes of that person in your story--kinda.
Delete^
Deletebrave man....
eating shit will be my last resort :S
britney's reaction
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/67b5689cbfa02b316a4c40bee002d690/tumblr_inline_mfien9ZSQp1rbs1iz.gif
Man, I was hoping that was her reaction from the X Factor.
DeleteFirst of all, I was expecting their comeback to be a bit bad, but at least better than Dancing Queen, instead we get this by far the most abominable shit out of GG. This is so bad that it's not even funny. They are seriously going FAR downhill, and I thought The Boys was quite bad.
ReplyDeleteLet me start by what I think is good,
-I for some reason liked the dance, not loving it, but it was quite ok to see.
-They did not drag Yuri into the fashion failure(or at least I think).
What I think is hideous,
-The song is made out of, idk, 5++ parts? It changed every 30 or so seconds, and I do agree that different parts can be good, but this is a total mess. The only part I found decent is the teaser part.
-Why on earth are they still rapping? Shutting up makes the song a whole lot listenable. And yes the 10 secs after and inculding ayo GG by Sooyoung already tells me something is gonna be off.
-I don't know if it's just me, but after part of the video showing they have a gangsta wannabe style and dance, they then proceed to a different shot where one of them act cute. This really throws me off for some reason.
-ADS, like fucking serious, a perfume ad in the beginning, those pop up genie whatever that thing is, SM have no shame at all.
This is overall a huge disappointment, please someone take them back to run devil run era.
or way back into Genie era <3 fuck Gee
DeleteRun devil run was really a great song. But imo, Yuri and Sooyoung were the only ones who nailed the Femme Fatale concept perfectly..
DeleteUnderstand that if you like this song, you will lose every bit of credibility as a music listener. You might as well get hyped over a a kid banging a tin can against a dying cat.
ReplyDeleteAside from the broken structure of the song.
Aside from the jumpy composition and random-ass key shifts.
Aside from the incredibly lazy stock instrumentals, especially during the 1st part of the verses.
Aside from suddenly selling SNSD as if they have ANY kind of fucking attitude.
Aside from ALL THAT...It's still bad.
They obviously electronically pitch-shifted some of the singing throughout the song, and it's fucking 4 minutes long. 4 minutes of a bad, schizophrenic, lazy, cheap drum machine ridden song. I had to stop at the first minute mark, and take a 10 minute break from it.
A quick message to the producer of this embarrassment: TURN THE RESONANCE DOWN, YOU ASSHAT, DOWN.
I swear the producer only made like 8 different measures of music.
DeleteTotally.
DeleteIt sounds like the producer had 5 or something 2-bar samples, he made drunk out of his mind, and decided to make a song with EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
The thing that bothers me most isn't that it got made, but the fact that no marketer, image producer, or manager stopped it. No one went: "Wait a minute...this is fucking shit".
So someone tried to tell me that the same people who produced Genie made this. Were they lobotomized or something?
DeleteHa!Sherlock dance tribute at 4:53.
DeleteShitty songs, both of em (I was ONCE a huge Shinee fan)
Basically if they'd just stuck to the "I Got A Boy" refrain, it'd have worked out.
Minus the pseudo hip-hop choreo that did not suit them.
IMO the only good part of the song was at 3:40 by Park Bom II (the rock-ish part).
Always felt she shoulda been pulling off pop-rock rather than cutesy pop.
I admit she was my initial bias.
Sooyoung omg she can't rap but at least she pulled off the dance choreo (Tiffany too).
My main bias Taeyeon really ruined the MV along with Sunny's hair.
The world is ENDING ehs.
"Understand that if you like this song, you will lose every bit of credibility as a music listener."
DeleteThis. But sones are still defending this piece of crap and buying it. Its mindboggling that this shit is consider good music and people are buying it so that it reaches real time charts roofs.
What happened to good music...since when is this considered music?
It's all about popularity and stable fan bases these days, my friend.
Delete@Riddle Good music has become rare in this electronic age of music. Too many people who don't know how to make good electronic music are making a lot of bad electronic songs.
DeleteI didn't like it after the first listen. After I listened to it a couple more times, I thought it was okay, better than The Boys. Nothing about it was really cringe-worthy. It did sound like they mashed multiple songs together. Had they split this up into three or four songs, I think they would have been better. Still, not worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteTo quote the person right above (Infamist):
Delete"Understand that if you like this song, you will lose every bit of credibility as a music listener. You might as well get hyped over a a kid banging a tin can against a dying cat.
Aside from the broken structure of the song.
Aside from the jumpy composition and random-ass key shifts.
Aside from the incredibly lazy stock instrumentals, especially during the 1st part of the verses.
Aside from suddenly selling SNSD as if they have ANY kind of fucking attitude.
Aside from ALL THAT...It's still bad.
They obviously electronically pitch-shifted some of the singing throughout the song, and it's fucking 4 minutes long. 4 minutes of a bad, schizophrenic, lazy, cheap drum machine ridden song. I had to stop at the first minute mark, and take a 10 minute break from it.
A quick message to the producer of this embarrassment: TURN THE RESONANCE DOWN, YOU ASSHAT, DOWN."
That, and only that
Tiffany is Korea's latest Park Bom
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/545WV.png
http://i.imgur.com/Cm2l4.png
She looks like a flounder, SM messed with her face.
It's a shame, a few years ago I thought she was the prettiest in SNSD. Hope they don't mess up Seohyun's face. :/
Deletewhat the fuck just happened to her face. looks like a blown up face of Bora
Deletemeanwhile: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7btk0MeeF1rbs2rlo1_1280.jpg
SM messed with all their faces. Taeyeon got a shit ton prettier after SM tweaked her nose! idgaf what sones claim; that girl was fug and looked like a lizard, frog combo before SM made her attractive.
DeleteTiffany is still top 3 for me with Yuri and new Taeyeon though.
Yuri has a weird nose where it looks like shes flaring her nostrils all the tiem. seohyun has a nice nose tho
Deleteyoona and hyo have large ones
Yuri's nose is ok, it's her teeth/mouth that is kind of weird and her head is a little big...overall i think she is an angles girl but she has a nice enough body and she seems like a cool girl.
DeleteWho cares, Yuri's hot. Why people think Yoona > Yuri in terms of looks is beyond me. Personal preferences my butt, Yuri is hotter.
DeleteYoona's pretty, but I find her vastly overrated, but she fits the mold for perfect beauty for Koreans.
DeletePls go back to itnw, it wont be a problem since there is a 30 year olds in girls day and they r an even shittier group with aegyo and shit
ReplyDeleteFuck you guys. You guys donno what real music is. If u take the time and admire the rap and the sunc dance. Maybe u will apreaciated it! Fuck u gaise. I dont care what u says girlgeneration still have better sales than all ur oppas combines and more views than all other shitty posers groups
ReplyDeleteAlways keep the hate
What the actual fuck was this?
ReplyDeleteThe amount of money Soshi has made for those motherfuckers at Suck Mine them being treated like this is appalling. I don't even like SNSD but bloody hell. They need to tie up their CEO and shove their used tampons down his throat and up his anus.
I don't even think 5 Dolls would release some shit like this.
I'm hoping someone done messed up and this is actually an extended album teaser because there's no way in hell this could be an actual song.
"They need to tie up their CEO and shove their used tampons down his throat and up his anus."
DeleteWTF!?!? LMFAO
Crushing one's feet with high heels should also be very lethal. I think the song would be better used for interrogating terrorists in Guatemala prison along with T-ara's YaYaYa.
DeleteI cant imagine Seohyun using tampon. She'd rather have her vagina bleed to death than put something in her genital even with her own volition.The girl is too prude.
Delete^ lol
DeleteI wonder if Yuri and SooYoung are into fucking girls because I am game.
ReplyDeleteYuri and Sooyoung are homies for lyfe.
Deletesrsly chuck best MV review ever (fuck whoever that fag who criticized you on twitter)
ReplyDeleteGIMME THE LINK!!!!!
Deletehttps://twitter.com/ghdiqooq1/status/286155568987648001
DeleteHere you go yoonsououououuuauas oppa! Belated Happy Bday!!! <33333
Trolled :P It's actually not my birthday but oh well. I'll make good use of this >:)
Deletethat fag is me lol. i mean it in a good way though... this review made me relive that song, that's why i said his review is as fucked up as that song. if you take it as criticism, oh well....
Deletesorry for the misunderstanding babe </3 :(
Deletethat's ok :) i'm actually curious on what scatter_88mill implying with "I'll make good use of this >:)"... should i delete my explanation?
DeleteOh, so it was a misunderstanding :/ Thank God I was too lazy to write a draft about that tweet.
DeleteGet a room, you two :P
i'm actually more interested to be in a room with you, scatter_88mill. but i don't mind having more company :p
Deletei cant believe I actually was hoping for this comeback to bring snsd of the old. After Dancing queen, I thought nothing can be worst than that....man I was wrong as fuck.
ReplyDeleteApparently though, the album itself isnt devoid of good songs. If the songs I was listening to was part of the album, then it does have some good old snsd songs. But why the fuck is this song the title track. SM can go fuck itself, with their in-vid ads stuck up its ass.
Also, there were articles around the internet on how antis are trying to sabotage snsd comeback. Id say BULLSHIT, they sabotaged their own shit with this vile song.
I also rarely ever dislike a video on youtube, maybe like 2-3 a year, I didnt even disliked The Boys, but this song, what a way to start the year, with a dislike....
Deletewow...what a review oppar
DeleteYou must have really hated this Rotary. If Yuri is the best thing about the MV and Yuri is your least favorite member, this must have been a major shitfest for you lol.
DeleteI hated The Boys, but this...this one is so much worst. Atleast in The Boys, they looked like themselves, and not this f(x) 2ne1 shit. Dancing in I got a boy is atleast better. The only person in I got a Boy visually that looked good to me was Jessica. Seobaby....wtf is she wearing!!!!
DeleteWhat did you expect? They released "The Boys" and sones ate that shit up. Why not throw out some other BS and call it a comeback?
ReplyDeleteSM is making them comeback just for the hell of it. Just to prove that SNSD is the number one group in Korea and that's it. If they actually cared about music this shit would have never even made it to the recording booth. They have this whole legion of idiotic sones who will buy anything with a pic of Taeyeon or Tiffany on it so why not take advantage of it?
On top of that, other groups like KARA and Sistar are getting too popular for comfort. Yeah, I said it.
I'm sure DSP's lifeless stocks rise when KARA think about a comeback but sones and SM had to make a huge deal about SM stock rising cause SNSD is coming back. LOL, OK. I'm sure they are falling as we speak.
If Korea eats this shit up and downloads it like it's actually good just because it's SNSD and they are the "national girl group" I will flip a fucking table. Seriously, sones and Korea need to stop blindly supporting these chicks just because Gee came out before Mr. as it's getting really ridiculous. Through gee was OK. Genie was gold. Everything after was horrendous.
They are feeling threatened right now so here comes this sad excuse for a comeback. Sorry but Yoona can't hold off Suzy and Hara forever. It's gonna happen. Sones should get over it.
DON'T YOU DARE DISS SISTAR!!!!
DeleteBora's gonna get you!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludn4h5IZx1r6n4b1o1_500.gif
fuck! that scares the shit outta my dick
DeleteI'm looking forward to what YG and JYP have in store this year...hope it won't be as shitty as last year. >_>
DeleteFUCK YG AND JYP! TEE HEE! Wait... But I love Miss A, Wonder girls, and 2pm... Also Se7en, 2nefuck, and Biggays~ EEEE!!!!!!!! SM RULES BITCHES!!!!!! XD Expolding fro mthe amount of lovely discussion my UNNIES ARE RECEIVING! If you compare this to My oppar/ unnie's last posts, this post received loads of love comments am assuming? You dissed SISTAR and Kara? Wooo baby.... Time to gather up my fellow fangirls and roast your ass!
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TEEE HEE!!!!! (*^_^*)
Are you sure that DSP is publicly list? And no, SNSD is never threatened by the presence of Kara and SISTAR, matter of factly no girl group even comes remotely close to SNSD in Korea. Having been enshrined as the National Girl Group, SNSD will dominate the compeition by default in their motherland.
DeleteKara might be bigger in Japan but their stardom is dimming (as proved by sales of their latest japanese album)due to the rise of anti-Korea sentiment in Japan stemming from territorial dispute. The popularity of SNSD has taken a dent as well but to a lesser extent.
Come close in terms of what? You mean the idiotic legion of fans?
DeleteIMO you wouldn't come back with such a horrendous song unless you were coming back for the sake of coming back to prove how "big" you are. Just like they did in Japan when KARA caught up to them and they released a repack of their album so they could get to 1 million sold first. It's the same tactic. Promote a song even if it's stupid just to prove a point that we they are number one.
I'm sure the Tokyo Dome concert that sold out in 15mins is a real bummer for KARA and further proof of their dimming popularity. Ok. Speed up and Electric Boy were just shitty. Japan knows better. Even AKB's album sales are lowering.
Sales are mainly dropping due to the anti-Korean sentiment over in Japan. From what I know, no Korean acts were invited to Kohaku or any of those award shows. Not even DBSK, where they probably had their best year over in Japan.
DeleteI had to watch their live performance just to see how it'd turn out. The song is even more awful live.
ReplyDeleteNo, SM. Just no.
ReplyDeleteLoved everything except the first minute of the song.....
ReplyDeleteThe dance the chorus the fashion the makeup everything I loved.
But Genie and Into your world will always be my favorite :)
Yuri and Hyoyeon looked hot and were in their zone but they weren't in the front enough if you ask me. It really sounds like a hot mess so hopefully everyone will prefer this to the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q2djaQg0J-c#
ReplyDeletehyoyeon? in the front? LOL. Sones are stupid not blind. Nothing, not even seizure inducing color combinations will ever make hyoyeon look good.
DeleteThis. Only by putting Hyoyeon in 2NE1 will she look "good".
DeleteThough the song is shit, I do give the choreographers props for incorporating the weave-whip in a dance routine.
ReplyDeleteWhy has SNSD now the styling of a wannabe f(x)?
ReplyDeleteI would describe the song as "50 shades of sound effects".
I think what pisses me off the most is how much love this "song" (not even giving it the privelage of being classified as music, tbh) is gonna get so much fucking love and awards. Not because it's good. Hell that's the LAST reason it would get an award. But because Soshi is pretty much riding on their waves of fame right now, and God be damned if SONES are gonna let their precious unnir/noonars lose ANYTHING after waiting 14 months.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a SONE, you bet your ass I'd be pissed at this comeback.
I swear to God if SM fucks up this bad with the SHINee comeback...
Shinee is SM's best group in terms of talent and should be bigger than 2PM but they aren't and it's SM's fault.
DeleteSM went and spent all SNSD's money on EXO who has like 3 decent singers out of 12 when they should've put it into promoting Shinee more. Makes no sense that 2PM with their one "decent singer" and lack of overall personality is every fucking where in Korea and Shinee got stuck trying to help Dara promote bb cream. Not even a Shinee fan but it's fact.
obviously SM is strapped for cash since they released this low budget song and MV. Fear for shinee until SNSD gets the 324658897493284 CF offers that will come from this horrible promotion. Hopefully SM will spend it on Shinee and not EXO.
If I were to be honest here, I feel like SHINee is actually much more underrated than f(x). f(x) isn't NEARLY as underrated as everyone complains they are. They get plenty of screen time, meanwhile SHINee's put on the back burner, tossed like leftovers to Japan. I hear that the market for a group like SHINee is much better over there right now then it is in Korea, though, so in a way I understand it.
DeleteThe big problem with SM right now is that they keep throwing talent aside and releasing shitty Suju and SNSD songs, trying to milk these groups for the last remaining drops of glory and cash. The only reason these two groups are still afloat is because of their past fame and their fan base. Neither of them have released anything decent in YEARS and both are getting fake to the point that you could put them in a doll house with Barbie and Ken and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. That's not just a plastic surgery joke, either.
If SM wants to remain in the top, then they need to focus on the well rounded groups with actual talent. As of right now, and this is probably my Shawol side speaking, I think that the only truly worthy group SM has right now is SHINee... but then again, that could be my fan self talking.
DBSK and BoA are the only ones with talent in SM. J-Min is great too, but she isn't geared toward teens, so it'll be wait-and-see to see how well she ends up doing.
DeleteI didn't include DBSK/TVXQ/whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-them because, while they have talent, SM is taking them down the Suju route. "Humanoids" was fucking awful.
DeleteI love BoA, but you gotta agree with some of the haters, her voice isn't the best. Still, mad dance skills and she's one hell of a performer.
Finally, I included SHINee in the talent pot because I feel that over half of them sing decently and they've actually had some really beautiful songs that have brought me close to tears. I just wish they didn't get handed the crap leftovers so often.
Get Fagho and his faggy rapping to fuck off and then I'd consider including SHINee in the talent pot as a group.
DeleteOH NOOOOOOO Y U INSULT MINHOR OPPARRRR NUUUU HE RAP GOOOOODDD U DON'T KNOW TALLENT MINHOR OPPAR SO GOOD WIF DA RAPS YISS
DeleteLooolllz. I'm a Shawol, but dude, even I know shit rap when I hear it. Minho I'm sorry bro but... stop. Just stop. Just... just go stand in the back with your intense, slightly stiff dancing and your gay ass fan service that makes me honestly think you're a homo.
When people talk about Shinee and talent you remove Minho from the equation.
DeleteIt's not that Shinee is underrated compared to f(x), it's just f(x) is overrated. Did you see that "popularity map?" Just because they had a good year doesn't mean they are suddenly more popular than Sistar, T-ara, 2NE1 and KARA.
Anyways, I agree. SNSD hasn't had a good song in years and Suju are a one hit wonder. The problem is SM and its legion of fans who will buy anything these groups put out for the sake of bragging rights and useless awards that don't mean anything because in the Korean music awards system you get an award for trying even if you don't. Case in point: SUJU's and SNSD's massive amount of year end awards and music show awards for shitty songs like Oh!, The Boys, RDR, Gee, Sorry Sorry 2.0-4.0 and every other crappy Suju song. SM gave up on releasing good songs long ago. It started when sones brought Oh! and ELF brought Bonamana. Why pay top dollar for good songs when you can sell the same amount of albums with cheap, shitty ones?
Shinee got pushed under the rug when they didn't immediately sell 200K+ copies. SM basically went: You don't have a legion of atleast 200K fans to blindly worship you and buy your albums? Sorry, that's not good enough for us. They throw them a bone every now and then and it works because Shinee is actually talented and are pretty decent entertainers. But for SM, their album sales are considered low. Take a look at EXOs album sales. Really? For a nugu group with 3 good singers EXO is already selling 220K+ copies of their album. It's insane how brand loyal these people are.
To think that SNSD will probably be in the Korean history books as the "Nations Girl Group" embarrasses me to no end tbh. Especially when 95% of their songs are trash, they aren't collectively that attractive and they have about as much personality as a tub of rocks. I don't understand why Rainbow can't get popular with pretty girls, good songs and vocal talent but SNSD has the backing of the entire nation for literally no-reason. Taeyeon isn't even that good of a singer.
Marry me?
DeleteWhat I don't understand is why people who claim to be so SM-Biased don't freak out over SHINee when they freak out over every other SM band, f(x) too. It's pretty much a big "fuck you" to SHINee. If they're so brand loyal, then why is SHINee out of this massive album purchase equation?
DeleteAs for Minho, he has no talent in rapping, that's for damn sure. However, I do think he has some form of talent that could be useful to SHINee if SM just managed the group better. Or perhaps that's the Shawol in me talking again. It's late at night, I can't be sure.
SM has a problem with making people do things that their not good at. Minho sucks at being an idol, but he's a decent actor. SO WHY DO YOU MAKE HIM RAP? But I honestly think SHINee is pretty talented.
DeleteSuper Junior needs to shut the fuck up and go away. You can keep the vocalists around (because they can actually sing), but really, SM is just wasting money on Super Junior.
I think EXO has potential as a group. But maybe I'm being too optimistic. I think EXO needs to start singing live more, and somehow control the crazy that is their fanbase...
EXO-K need to fall off a fucking cliff. EXO-M are older, taller, better looking and more talented. If we traded Chanyeol for Kris' ugly ass EXO-M would be perfect.
DeleteI just really really really really really really really really really want to fuck Lay.
DeleteI wish EXO-K would get dropped for the superior EXO-M.
DeleteAlright I have the perfect fix for this. This should have been a song for a sub group of Sunny, Yuri and Hyoyeon (maybe Jessica) and the song should have been edited down so that it actually isn't a big horrible mess because there are some decent parts to it, its just all too thrown together. THEN this wouldn't have been terrible, but it is super terrible.
ReplyDeleteThis article was such an incredibly large overreaction for the items that you presented against it. You wrote that incredibly long, descriptive paragraph when the only negative things that you really said about it is that it sounds like multiple songs meshed into one and the outfits suck.
ReplyDeleteThat incredibly long, descriptive paragraph alludes to how bad this song and MV are.
DeleteBut all you've done to say that the song and MV are shit is say that it sounds like a lot of songs mixed into one, the rapping sucks, and that their outfits look like shit. Most, if not all, k-pop rapping is shit and most of the girls manage to look somewhat hot in spite of the awful outfits.
DeleteWho said anything about the girls themselves?
DeleteNever really mentioned them. Hell, none of the positives were really mentioned. Like the girls looking nice in spite of the outfits, the dance being surprisingly good, and the fact that if you divide the many songs into multiple parts then you'd actually get a few fine songs.
DeleteYuri was the only one who liked nice in this entire MV.
DeleteShe really wasn't. Taeyeon looked alright, Jessica looked alright (lol she's a horse), Tiffany looked alright (lol she's a box) Yoona looked fine, Yuri looked nice, Hyoyeon is looking continually better.
DeleteSooyoung looked pretty bland, Seohyun looked like an autist and Sunny still looks like ass.
Jessica looked craptastic imo. I feel like SM did something to her face again.
DeleteIf they didn't she will look pooptastic. So luckily they did and she is now the 5th most beautiful woman in the world.
DeleteJessica is the less-hotter version of Hyomin. We all know Jess had some work done because pre-debut she looked less than appealing.
DeleteI knew it. The people in charge of this concept in SM are probably goddamn YG stanners because the outfits scream YG influence and shit. If G-Fucking-Druggin is the stylist, then that's a damn tragedy.
ReplyDeleteOf all SNSD songs that are promoted, this one has got to be among the worst, if not THE worst. And this is comin' from a SONE. Listen to it without the MV and it sounds slightly more tolerable, but still equally shit. Whoever advocated for SNSD to do rapping needs to go back to school.
Thank God at least some of the other songs in the album are decent. Why this abomination was chosen as the title track is beyond me.
Hell, this even makes The Boys sound like a masterpiece.
DeleteLiterally nothing can make The Boys sound like a masterpiece.
DeleteI don't think anyone realizes that this is the hand of Crayon Pop. It all makes sense. After SNSD tried to (Unsuccessfully.) swagger-jack Crayon Pop with that Dancing Queen pre-release, Crayon Pop could not simply do nothing. They needed to send a message. They hired stylists to sabotage SNSD, bribed their producers to make this piece of shit, and drugged up the director of this video to shoot this rainbow vomit. Don't mess with Crayon Pop. They have the power to end your faves' career.
DeleteCrayon Pop saboteur for life.
DeleteThe boys was indeed a huge success and masterpieceand so will their new single I got a boy~ You bitch sone! I will earse you from history from the help of my fellow sones~
DeleteThey are all around the world! I got: Obsessed sones, perverted sones, fat sones, skinny sones, ghetto sones, pussy sones, devoted sones, sones i nthe hospital, sones in the virtual world, japanese sones, chinese sones, and so on..... us soens will unite to RID OF WHOEVER YOU ENJOY LISTENING TO! :3
Anti Kpop-Fangirl can I be your best friend? This article is fucking gold, hd me in stitches for a solid hour. I thought ~Girls & Peace~ was shit when it came out but now I have to re-evaluate that decision because of how much more shit this album is. We need a new word.
ReplyDeleteWe should use sasengkilledthekpopstar's words: "Its a medley of fuckery, apocalypse, torture, mutilation, and murder" (2013).
DeleteDAFUQ! This was purely amazing~ I notice you bash on almost every popular girl oppar or unni~ Tee hee~ This was indeed a mess and seems like a rushed comeback, but OMG!!! MY UNNIS ARE ADORABLE!!!! EEE!!!! Especially Jessica and Yoona~~~~<3 SNSD's " Flower Power" was the song! DAMYUM! I had dat shitz on replay for months~ Just like T-ARA's SEXY LOVE and KARA'S " Pandora"! I feel like Anitkpop is a place were people who are afraid of getting attack/ hacked/ raped/ killed by sones and other popular fandoms can become comfortable and bash whoever they like; I mean they will feel safe cause they know the majority of users who lurk this site will be againist the crazy sone or yadda yadda~ SNSD 4 EVER!!! But no lie, the things my oppa or unnie says ( ANTIKPOP FANGIRL AND OTHER USERS) are hilarious~ Tee hee! I GOT A BOY IN THE BED!!! <3 -_*
ReplyDeleteAnd people like you are EXACTLY why we bash fangirls.
DeleteNot sure if trolling or actually serious though if the latter is the case, I think that comment alone should be worth an article ;)
DeleteYumi might be a troll but she's got a point here. Anyone who dare to foul mouth the NINE anywhere else (e.g. Youtube, Tumblr, Allkpop etc) will inevitably meet with terrible fate sanctioned by SONEs.
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DeleteScrew you Straw Hat and timchin!!! ( I think am in love with timchin though! <3 )Tee hee~ Girls generation are indeed the best next to my other favorite girl groups. OMG! Thanks so much Scatter_88mil! Yo uwere always my favorite~ ;) People aren't used to something that is new, they prefer a beat that they can process through their brain without having to do extra thinking! SO SIMPLE UNNIES AND OPPARS! But as usual people claim they hate it or dislike it, but soon after they will have to do the technique that aids almost every kpop fan when they don't like the song at first. and that is..... Listen to it a numerous amount of times!!! Maybe the amount of no ass shaking throws their thinking off or my unnies glamorous faces are the cause of such thinking failure? :3 eeee!!!! ^^ I LOVE THIS SITE! <3 " I got a boy" is on replay as of now! And Tim.... I like your new died fur, what did you use? In addition, don't forget, it's not just sones who will kill you bitches, it's V.I.P.S, Blackjacks, and other fandoms. Be warned bitches! >_< FUCK YG BTW!!!!! XD Wait, no..... I like Yg, but SM rules!!!!! <3
DeleteYou put any song on the repeat long enough, even one that is consisted of farts and pukes, you will eventually be brainwashed to think it's on par with Mozart.
DeleteP.S. If you are indeed in love with me please spell my name properly. And send me your naked ass pics!
P.S.S. I just ass raped a feline and skinned it alive to wrap its pelt around my body.
P.S.S.S. why do you use that Qri whore as your avatar?
DIRTY LITTLE OPPA!You dare insult my unnie!!! My unnie is amazing~ However, that is a good question~ Maybe I'm just following the trend? Tee hee~ You are disgusting! If I dare speel your name correctly, I'd be insulting and mocking the poor kitty you skinned and tortured ~ Like omg~ I want to put your ass o nrepeat~ The way you confuse me and speak with wisdom makes me lust what you got! OUCH~~~~~ T-ARA AND SNSD UNNIES!!!! <3
DeleteUgh this song is basically the mutated puke of a unicorn/nyan cat. What a mess. And the most lol-worthy/worst part is that once they start their performances on the various music shows, them fans are going to vote for them to be #1 like there's no tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAnyway did Yoo Young Jin compose this? I don't know what he was thinking ever since SJ came out with Bonamana aka Sorry Sorry Part 2. And "because I naddeh naddeh." Kenzie seems to be the one doing the better job these days...just an observation.
"..once they start their performances on the various music shows, them fans are going to vote for them to be #1 like there's no tomorrow. "
DeleteYeah, basically.
Since this song is a terrible pile of shit, I'd hate to think how much worse T-ara's stuff could be once Dani joins, especially the rapping.
DeleteYou can eat my shit Scatter_88mil! EWWW!!!! You actuall ywnat to!? :O T-ARA and SNSD unnies~ We will triple shit on your face while jumping high to our success~ GIRLS UNITE! <3
DeleteIt's time to take SNSD out behind the shed.
ReplyDeleteHow can I give this 500 thumbs up?
DeleteIt really isn't. I've listened to five songs on their new album and they're are a lot better than this one.
DeleteIt's been that time for a long time. The Boys should have been the signature on their death certificate.
DeleteWhy? They still put out some enjoyable songs, ususally outside of the ones that they schoose to promote.
DeleteI LOVE IT. It's so over the top and messy and it shows that SNSD don't even care, they'll release some gratuitous ass shit just because they're SNSD.
ReplyDeleteThat delicious idol rap. THAT YOONA. Those caps.
I was laughing, crying and spazzing at the same time watching this MV, there so many elements even my Soshified brain had trouble processing it.
I actually think this was a good move on SM's part. Let's face it, SNSD are by far the top group, nobody is even close to them. They couldn't release anything more over the top than this. I thought The Boys was whack but this is five levels above that. It's 2NE1's I Love You taken to the logical extreme - all over the fucking place. Now for their next release, they can pull it back, tone it down and go back to basics and people will LOVE it. They can strip it down and do a funky and catchy R&B ballad or something.
Because I don't know that they could top this.
I'd already face the fact that SNSD is the top group. Now its your turn to face the truth. THE. SONG. SUCKS.
DeleteOh my! I thought I WAS A " DELUSIONAL" " FANGIRL" when I was thinking this~ MG! 2NE1 got no shit on this NEW FRESH JUNKY SHIT!!! YOU HEAR THAT YOU HATERS!!!!! Tee HEE~ This was indeed beautiful like icecream will intense deep flavor~ It's not their best song, but it's grown on me~ ^_* I'll eat any song SNSD releases because I am indeed a " DELUSIONAL" " FANGIRL" for liking SNSD and liking this song~ Just curious when did people get degrees in judging music? Tee hee~ I LOVE ANTIKPOP FANGIRL!!! He/ she was really shocked because it blew his mind away in a good way~ Like, hooray~ All my oppars and unnies on this site, LET'S UNITE!
DeleteI find it hard to process your comments lolol
DeleteWell then take the time to learn~ Tee hee, I know you should be used to the CAPS by now? I mean it's been the trend for years~ :O
DeleteI fantasize about licking their ass holes (most members of T-ara and some members of SNSD), but not eating their poop, that is too fucking gross.............
DeleteYou skinned my grandma's kitty~ Come over that pathetic fear, and start eating our processed, nutritious, YUMMY, POOP!!! LIKE YAY!!!!! :D
DeleteHonestly they were screaming ripoff f(x), which is ridiculous, since um, people are supposed to call f(x) the ripoff SNSD.
ReplyDeleteNo, scratch that. f(x) has never released something this bad. I was major excited for this comeback, too.
This reminded me of Super Junior's SPY, that FT Island song that isn't Severely, and 5dolls, all together. That's how bad it was. Heck, the song made me wish for 5dolls. Lipstain was better than this shit. The Boys was better than this shit. SPY was better than this shit, and when that song came out, I anti-stanned SJ, so.
That being said, the album is good. Really good.
Some might say this is premature, but I'm calling this as worst song of 2013.
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to wait to see how badly Dani fucks up T-ara, but yes, it's already a contender for Turd of the Year.
DeleteI can't even fap thanks to this song.
ReplyDeleteAlso someone needs to gif all the parts of Yuri being hot in this video. I JUST NEED IT OK.
ReplyDeletemmmf yeah Yuri whip that hair. Whip it on MY DICK AMIRIIIIIIIIIITE
The K-Pop fagdom is in upheaval because of this musical faux pas :[ I am disappoint. RIP SNSD, indeed. RIP SNSD.
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit of a hyperbole. SONEs will continue to worship the NINE as semi Gods and shell out their (or their parents') hard earned cash to bulk buy SNSD's CDs. There is no denying that SM is on a chronic (if not perpetual) decline but the erstwhile star-factory will see to it that it will go down with all those delusional fans.
DeleteSo apparently even Yoona says the fans might end up hating this song. Why the fuck would you release something that one of your group members says the fans might hate?
ReplyDeletelol omg
DeleteJFC, why didn't they use Baby Maybe or XYZ (McRoth's Residence's AJunkie review proves right) as the lead single??? So nostalgic of 07 debut ;_;
ReplyDeleteBaby Maybe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxmw4ua9AFM
XYZ - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K8jRCAtLAo
Asian Junkie review - http://bit.ly/TvuLKN
They should have had Express 999 be their lead single.
DeleteWe need GIFs of the weave whipping part, plz~
ReplyDeleteweave + whipping = apocalypse
DeleteWell, since anonfags were booted out of this blog, 100+ comments post has been far and few between. But everyone seems to have been worked up by the latest horror show on display from SNSD (and SM - which has become of late synonymous with crapfest)
ReplyDeleteI will not delve into this piece of trolling perpetrated by SM, as enough words have been devoted to their atrocities already. And I fully expect SONEs and all the lovey-dovey SM family shippers will soon (if they haven't started already) deluge every discussion forum they could lay their eyes on with how great this CB actually is. To epitomize, this is a song that tries to be everything but ends up being nothing. It's analogous to making a porn that caters to every niche fetish market (e.g. pedo, beastial, necro, gore etc), precipitating something like Aliens vs Zombies orgy as the end product.
The one notion that occurs to me is that Kpop is fast becoming a victim of its own success. They are so afraid of deviating from proven formula a.k.a. old and tired, the likes of composers and agencies will rather recycle the same old shit one thousand times than trying out something new. For example, SM has long been an ardent fan of babbling electro pop with an indian flavour; it has become mandatory for CCM to release a quasi Roly-Poly for everyone of T-ara's CB.
DeleteCompounding the matter is that the tendency of every fandom to engage in bitter and flaming fan war over which group is the more talented out there. For all their misguided angst and effort, they are in actuality arguing over which producer is more adept at manufacturing and marketing their end products.
Okay supposedly this song is supposed to be a "conversation between a boy and a girl" and that's why it changes so constantly. SONES are praising it, calling it "genius" and "unique" when the fact of the matter is that the REASON this kind of concept hasn't been done much is because it SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.
ReplyDeleteIt's not "unique," it's a bullshit idea that SERIOUSLY flopped.
Okay supposedly this song is supposed to be a "conversation between a boy and a girl" and that's why it changes so constantly.
DeleteAKA the two fucking fat midgets smearing vomit and shit all over each other while engaging in anal sex.
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DeleteI miss HAM. Whatever happened to that group
DeleteProbably sent to Subway to become food and end up as someone's fecal matter.
DeleteG-Drugging everyday all day
ReplyDeleteo shit i've had that m-flo feat namie song on repeat for like half an hour now. akf you're killing me.
ReplyDeletethis is classic example of sm's wonderful habit of picking the absolute worst song off the album to lead with, as has been seen throughout super junior and the recent part of shinee's career. looks like snsd isn't so important to them anymore because exo is hot. ooppssssss
Deletethe M-Flo tune isn't really changing tempo, it's just two parts played separately. then it's all brought together at the end
DeleteI just want to know what the fuck bringing it back to 140 means.
ReplyDeleteSM and their engrish
Deletei thought it meant bring it back to the 140bpm part, the one where they sing "i got a boy on my chin"
DeleteIf you have a boy on your chin it means you have a dick in your mouth. Soshi and their subliminal messages.
DeleteThey say 멋진 which means cool/awesome.
DeleteIf you take away the drama part at the start, it's where the chorus is.
DeleteI'd use that word lightly for this 'song'.
DeleteOh,wow...and just when I thought nothing could be worse than "The Boys".Thank you for proving me wrong,SNSD,now stick to songs like RDR and Chocolate Love/Genie.Just...stop making THESE.I can't even call it a song.I'd rather listen to Super Junior songs.Honestly.
ReplyDeleteAnd the worst part of it all is that it's gonna be a hit,just because it's from SNSD. @_@
it's pretty obvious that to SM, Hoot cemented SNSD's place at the top and they've been experimenting with their Korean releases since (they've played it a lot more safe with their Japanese stuff).
ReplyDeleteit's a mess but it's preferable to doing the same old thing over and over again. that hasn't exactly worked out well for the Wonder Girls, has it?
Yes, the experimentation is admirable, but experiment in a way so that we don't have to be stoned out of our fucking minds to enjoy it. For example, I'm hoping the Hwayoung scandal finally forces T-ara to venture outside of the Bo Peep Bo Peep/Roly Poly/Lovey Dovey/Sexy Love formula that they've been shoving down our throats for three years.
Deletei like when snsd does their sexy/cute songs. But yeah we need more "hardness" from them. No pun intended.
DeleteAlso, hwayoung is lap dancing me right now. I'm hotdoggin' her ass.
If I ever end up making a terrible project in school or fucking up a report for work, I'll come back to the MV and say "Well, at least I didn't fuck up as bad as SNSD did when they released I Got A Boy."
ReplyDeletethen you'd have to admit you actually listened to the song, why would you ever
DeleteI had to listen to it a few times in order to review it and make that wonderful analogy people are raving about.
Deletei'm so sorry, 1 time was more than enough for me
Deleteknew this shit was bad at, "hey yo gee gee"
ReplyDeleteThis nigga gets worse as the songs continues. Tiffany just made me facepalm...seriously. Happy fucking new year.
Is there even one butthole you want to sniff while watching this MV or was it that bad?
Deletehonestly, I kind of wanted to smell all their butts.
DeleteBut sooyoung, yuri, and tiffany's butts I would smell first.
Sunny, used to love her, but i can't take her butthole seriously anymore.
It's sad because the album is REALLY good with so many other potential lead singles (Express 999 and XYZ are fucking gold) and they choose this. I appreciate SM are trying something new with SNSD but this was too much.
ReplyDeleteThe only good that came of this was Hyo and Yuri getting more than one line to sing.
Listening to Express 999 now and I'm SO pissed this wasn't the lead single. There's even a bit in the chorus where it sounds like Genie ;-;
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