Sunday, January 27, 2013

Eunji Hates Worst Korea

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So, Eunji tweeted this picture of her hanging some oranges out the window to cool them off. Naturally, for breaking a traffic law, netizens were upset with Eunji. Looking deeper into it, there is a motive behind this.


Eunji is actually from Best Korea. She became an idol to ruin the image of the Hallyu since great leader Kim Jong Un hates the Hallyu because it needs to be replaced with the Best Korea Hallyu. She did things like this to get people to support Best Korea, but since she wasn't popular enough at the time, she only received backlash for it.

Then came her big break in Answer Me 1997. It was perfect since she instantly became one of the most recognizable idols. She was biding her time, taking part in the Legally Blonde musical and acting in the upcoming drama That Winter, The Wind Blows. Since the drama is about to premiere, Eunji decided this would be the perfect time to innocently kill some Worst Koreans. 

A Cube Entertainment apoligized on Eunji's behalf.

Well, shit, she got caught. We're contacting Yang Hyun Suk right now to get his expertise on handling traffic incidents concerning idols. We're also hoping a T-ara member does something soon so that this gets overshadowed. JYP told us to make something up about T-ara, so if you see an article such as Hyomin trampling on a jockey, well, you know that it definitely didn't come from us.
Kim Jong Un was unavailable to comment, citing that he's too busy trying to nuke the U.S. rather than worrying about one of his own soldiers trying to kill some Worst Koreans.

[Author's Note]: I'll be real busy for the next two-three weeks, so I probably won't have any posts up.

16 comments:

  1. davidfreshJanuary 27, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    ???
    North Korea is the only Korea.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorJanuary 27, 2013 at 7:19 PM

      Then is South Korea and the Hallyu something we're all seeing through an illusion, through our desire to see some hot Korean girls make pop music and try to "dominate" the world? Well, damn, North Korea has some good technology then to make everyone think there's an alternate Korea that's prosperous.

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    2. NoJanuary 28, 2013 at 12:23 AM

      South Korea is only a province of Korea.

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    3. SuJunkJanuary 29, 2013 at 12:04 AM

      the faggot is back (regular posting again????)
      plus South Korea (nugu korea????) is fake Korea. Bok Chosun best Chosun on earth
      Eunji is an undercover spy set to infiltrate and destabilize Hallyu from the inside

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  2. kittenJanuary 27, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Haters gonna hate.

    http://imgur.com/Pl4YcET

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  3. hoopraJanuary 27, 2013 at 9:37 PM

    i hope her dad don't give her a fug up hair cut like one of them early eps in Reply1997

    http://noonacorner.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/fangirl.jpg

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    1. Scatter_88milJanuary 27, 2013 at 10:57 PM

      I've seen worse at Korea when I was there. Some of them have hairstyles that make their whole head shaped like mushrooms. Literally. And it didn't help that some idols actually promoted that shit either.


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    2. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJanuary 28, 2013 at 8:13 PM

      Eunji is so fucking annoying.

      So are minah and tiffany

      Hot damn, we get it and ur stupid eyesmile, yeah u bishes just squint ur eyes on purpose.

      Just wipe that "fuck dat dumb bitch" look off ur face

      Deuces ￣ε ￣

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  4. Scatter_88milJanuary 27, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    Question is, did Eunji throw the oranges at any bypassing vehicle? :D

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    1. Mina's Nipple RingJanuary 29, 2013 at 6:23 AM

      She fired them out of her vagina

      she's been too loose for pingpong balls since she gave birth in the final episode

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  5. NoJanuary 28, 2013 at 12:24 AM

    Pffft, this is clearly an act of decadence and provocation !
    Showing poor North Korean farmers these imperial fruits while driving by !!

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  6. arimasenJanuary 28, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    This is sort of off topic, but I read a story about some starving North Koreans who were forced to eat their own kids because of the lack of food....

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    1. mybiasbeatsyourbiasJanuary 28, 2013 at 8:18 PM

      its mostly likely real, they are cut off from the world sense UN will not allow trade with communist nations.Think of Russia when the iron current wall was up people starved and ate each other. I wouldn't be surprise if this happen in North Korea

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    2. SuJunkJanuary 29, 2013 at 12:05 AM

      Reminds me of the Great Leap Forward where the Chinese amassed kids for potlucks

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    3. Scatter_88milJanuary 29, 2013 at 2:43 AM

      Wut.

      Eastern Germany was actually pretty well-developed, at least for a communist country until the 1980s. Certainly wasn't a third-world hellhole like North Korea is right now.

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  7. KstylickJanuary 30, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    Well, that is you opinion and I view your post in a satire way. Maybe we could follow each other on Bloglovin and/or GFC?

    Please leave me a comment on my blog and I will follow you!

    http://kstylick.blogspot.com

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