Monday, January 28, 2013

Nichkhun's Big Move

Following Nichkhun's car accident (which no one even remembers about thanks to T-ara), JYP had him and the rest of 2PM lay low for a while in order to "reflect" and stay out of the news.

Now 7 months down the road (hah), Nichkhun and the boys make their comeback into the public eye with an appearance at Universal Studios in Japan posing, in front of all things, a car.

dis gun b gud

But not just any car, dear readers. A Delorean DMC-12 to be exact. You see, Nichkhun plans to steal the infamous Delorean and go back in time to that fateful July 24th night in order to rear end himself before he rear ends the motorcyclist. After which, he'll flee back into the future and reap the rewards.

He'll have simultaneously prevented himself from controversy and scandal while at the same time racking up sympathy points from his fangirls for surviving a hit-and-run.

"Soon."
I'm onto you, Nichkhun, you sly bastard. I'm onto you.

12 comments:

  1. Remember bb-blue mv?

    I guess jyp asked his bro YG for advices

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  2. hit and run :( my friend was a victim at voorhees, NJ a few weeks ago

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  3. I'm just going to assume the title is a reference to 'Max Keeble's Big Move' and grin to myself in satisfaction.

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  4. This article is full of shit.

    "He'll have simultaneously prevented himself from controversy and scandal while at the same time racking up sympathy points from his fangirls for surviving a hit-and-run."

    He didn't hit and run..

    ZAKU you're bastard!

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    1. If you read the article, you'd notice that FutureNichkhun's plan is to crash into PastNichkhun's car, then flee the scene of the crime into the future again to make it seem like PastNichkhun was a victim of hit-and-run.

      #readingcomprehension

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