Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Oh Prophet...what have you become?

Anyone catching up on IRIS 2 news would probably have figured by now that KARA's Jiyoung decided to kick the bucket and preferred having group sex with her fellow members in Japan, probably somewhere at a hotel in the red-light areas of Tokyo, Kyoto or Osaka (I know this is what you all KARA fanboys would want). Hell, maybe even invite a few of their Rainbow labelmates to join in. But that's beside the point

Going by the title, some of y'all may know who I'm talking about. Or not. But what the hell, the delusion is what matters.


I agree about Eunjung being a decent actress with Kim Soohyun and that the Fat Whore and Doucheyeon should fuck off from acting for the rest of their lives (2PM is also pretty stale and irrelevant so to say they're a national boy band seems pretty off though). I truly do. That's a damn given that I'd give you a medal for.

But the more I read this, the more it seems like you're claiming T-ara are super idol actresses or some shit.



Come on bub, anyone who isn't a fan of T-ara, or is at least not excessively biased towards T-ara like a crazy stanner would know that Hyomin and Jiyeon both suck donkey dick when it comes down to acting. Last thing I'd want from IRIS 2 is either of those two to have screen time because those two can't act and I expect decent entertainment from this drama AND don't want any lunatics online bashing the show for having T-ara members as well. In other words, I want to watch it in peace. Even if it's having idols acting in it, at least it can't be as bad as shit like DH2 or School 2013 and has a cast of actual actors and actresses for the main roles.

Having a lot of experience doesn't mean you're necessarily a legitimately talented idol actress either. Just look at Jiyeon's record. From God of Study, Death Bell 2, Jungle Fish 2 and Dream High 2 (holy cow, she's starring so much in sequels!) as well as the Fry Fry and DBD MVs, I think it's pretty damn clear that the only reason why she gets roles is because she sucked KKS's hairy troglodyte penis in his cave-like office under CCM's building. Not because she's good at acting.

And the only time I found Hyomin to be even slightly decent in acting was in the horror movie Gisaeng-Ryung because she had a poorly-done shower scene (and honestly, the movie as a whole was pretty damn mediocre).

I won't even get started with Qri and Boram. Those two would be far more popular if they had their own documentary show of living with me and working as neighborhood patrol at night when burglary happens very often, followed by police cars chasing some random drunk lunatic speeding at 140km per hour with a whole pile of crack in his car trunk.


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I don't think this even requires an opinion.

And to think I thought this guy used to be sane based on his accurate analysis of T-ara's woes and how Kim Kunt Soo should be the most blamed. Then again, he DID say he supported T-ara's new extra baggage (despite saying he opposed the new member additions in the first place which is pretty fucking hypocritical) and gave SNSD's I Got A Boy a whopping 4.5/5 in his review at his own blog. http://www.theprophetblog.net/single-review-girls-generation-i-got-a-boy/

Stay sane and classy, Prophet.  Don't let the fanboyism get to you ;)


Bonuses to accompany The Prophet's quackery


Correction - Horsemin is terrible at acting, Cyclops is worse. The only person who is decent enough as an actress is Eunjunf and she is pretty good for idol standards and could probably last on her own in solo acting.

At least you were sane enough to say the last bit.


.....Seriously?

ALL of them are well-experienced? Lawl. Glad no one upvoted your comment.



Kudos to the 7 people that downvoted your shit.



20 comments:

  1. Gisaeng Ryung was only bad because Hyomin had something to do with the editing... As for Jiyeon, dang not one of those shows she starred in was decent (Well Jungle Fish 2 was better than the first one imo).

    Like what someone told me before Hyomin should stay away from everything else besides singing and dancing

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    1. It was hardly scary or even had much jump scares and the only thing I'd give it a plus for is just the fact that the plot was disturbing in a sense. Never knew Hyomin had anything to do with the editing in that movie though :/

      I'd agree with you that practically everything Jiyeon was in was pretty much crap (JF2 actually wasn't too bad but the ending was absolute shit) though it doesn't really excuse that her acting is still flat and dull.

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  2. Ehh I think Jiyeon & Eunjung are decent actresses. Plus both are better than Jiyoung.

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  3. Jiyoung died? Also, your writing style is way too angry.

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    1. He's pressed and started peeing blood

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    2. Angriest writer on AKF, but his articles are still enjoyable~

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    3. stop trying to ruin this young man's career with your negative netizen feedback

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    4. Strangely, I'm never angry when I write >___> Guess all the ranting in Diadem is still on me.

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  4. Eunjung I was ok with it, idk bout Jiyeon, I think she is just ok too lol. However, I am sure that Soyeon is pretty good at reality shows, not sure about acting though.

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  5. I normally agree with Prophet on everything....but lately these past months, I have been disagreeing with him a lot. ESPECIALLY on his IGAB review. The song was some kind of special, but not THAT special.

    As for T-ara acting.....to me, the only good one is Eunjeong, and her in Coffee House was pretty good. Dream High was good, but to me, there were some cringe worthy parts.

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    1. You know other people outside of K-pop world gave it great reviews, too, right? It wasn't just me. The song was just too much for K-pop fans who aren't used to that style, but people like me, who also review and listen to a lot of styles of music, got it.

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    2. Yea well, Sones seem to like it and I'm very aware you're a Sone too :P A lot of the other people outside K-pop that gave it reviews also turn out to be Sones themselves too. Either that or SM paid them some big money.

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  6. Eunjung did pretty good in Queen Insoo (No where near as good as Jeon Hye Bin or Chae Sira though) and probably would of done a better job in Five Fingers than Jin Se Yeon, but then again that show wasn't anything to write home about (Chae Sira was good as usual in it though :D).







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  7. Bitch, School 2013 bromance is perfect, except fucking Dani dropping her awkward (and stupid) English phrases around.

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  8. why would u read comments on allkkkpoop do u want to drop your iq

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    1. Because AllKuntPoop has the biggest collection of delusional Kpop fangirls and fanboys that act crazy batshit all the time along with Youtube.

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  9. LOL I only just saw this. Didn't realize folk were capping my comments on AKP.

    First of all, I comment on AKP a lot and a lot of it is semi-sarcastic or exaggerated, done in netizen-speak, so you probably shouldn't make articles about what I say on there. But I will say that these comments weren't particularly exaggerated and were mostly true, mainly about Eunjung though, If you look at T-ara they have the most acting experience out of most idol groups and they've gotten a lot of positive (pre-scandal) feedback for their acting. I was basically just trying to show people that since the entire comments in that article were all overly negative to T-ara and seemed bias because of the scandal. And I have trashed T-ara's acting before, such as Qri's horrific acting in the Lovey Dovey MV. But Eunjung is a talented actress so it's disappointing seeing her getting trashed now by a lot of people when she is actually good.

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    1. This is The Prophet btw lol. Just was logged into one of my other accounts.

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    2. I'd have to disagree.

      And given AKP's swarming numbers of idiots out there, you're wasting your breath trying to fight that endless wave of zerglings.

      As far as Eunjung goes, nowhere did I claim she's terrible but given her affiliation as part of T-ara itself (and CCM as a whole), the world ain't so fair. People flak her down because of that, no matter how stupid they make themselves look like. Experience or not, it doesn't matter (except for EJ's case) - both Jiyeon and Hyomin are horrible and quite frankly, if they want to take acting seriously, they would do a lot better if group activities weren't still a priority.

      I could easily say the same for Yoona, in which she's been in acting for years yet she's still about as wooden as a ventriloquist dummy.

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