Monday, January 21, 2013

Shawol: Watching MVs makes you pregnant

I was screwing around fapping at more revealing pictures of Boram and reading up about the shitstorm T-ara's Soyeon just got into (I'm assuming someone else will write about this soon enough here since scandals ain't my cup of tea to write about), then got a message from a source that wanted to name himself anonymous - credits to you anonymous man. 




Captured from GAYnee's GAYcificer MV in sment channel in Youtube, despite having been released 3 fucking years ago, batshit Shawols are still active there trying to defend their precious oppars are straight.



Nice job, hellonyan3. I guess when I have a wife in maybe around 4-6 years time and want kids, I'll make her watch that MV in front of my computer instead of doing it the real, traditional, loving and pleasurable way in bed. Because surely there's a better method to make babies, right? Right???? RIGHT??????????

Maybe in the minds of you Shawols, yes. But for sane people, no.

Who the fuck would want to see Frogho's shitty face anyway? Forget about the pairings in between SHINee because there is nothing else more truthful than that pairing called TedNee.

TedNee are OTP forever, Shawol bitches. Dream on and go cry a river.


29 comments:

  1. if this is what's below the comment section for a Shinee mv god knows what lies below Exo mvs and their 210940790857 teasers

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    1. It's actually pretty tame TBH...there was this whole "perv on Kris" phase but it was mostly sarcasm

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  2. If you could post some of those revealing Boram pics, that'd be great. kthxbb

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  3. Grossss. That little hobbit is not hot. Quit lyin'.

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    1. some people have weird fetish...some into midget and some into mv...

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    2. http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cc2d38210b80b73ae3d54b66c5acfd0/tumblr_mgyagjTt0r1ruob1so1_500.jpg

      Blasphemy :P

      I'll take her over the likes of Cyclops, Horsemin, Derpreum, Hwaderp, Giraffe and Mole-Nose. Granted, she was pretty fug during 09 and 10 but that's history.

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    3. If I sneezed in my hand by accident or if I got something gross on my hand Boram would be at a good height for me to wipe my hand in her hair. In order to clean my hand.

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  4. ya know, if one mv from gay men make girls pregnant, then what about men watch girls' mv? would us boys got pregnant as well, or it will be a reverse video-pregnancy (they are the one that got pregnant instead)?

    hey, wait...

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  5. I keep trying to tell Jonghyun it's his baby, but he won't return my calls ;_;

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  6. I thought we were done with all TedNee shits

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  7. you're fapping on boram
    they're fapping on shinee
    to each their own
    ...

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  8. No sex = no pregnancy. Watching an MV of your favorite idol does not equal sex
    ......

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    1. How DAFUQ does this delusional fanturd think babies are made? Does she still believe they're brought by the stork? lawl

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    2. I think all fangirls need to take a basic course in human reproduction. Especially after reading "TOP's eyes/stare makes me pregnant!" a million times. Sperm does not come out of the eyeballs ladies...

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  9. Do the "revealing" Boram pics have to do with her wearing huge contacts and maybe even got bigger (of course fake) titties since Sexy Love ?
    Also, could at least have teasered us with a short blurb about what happened to/with Soyeon. Or at least revealing Soyeon pics.

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    1. And while we're at this topic... anybody noticed how Taeyeon got her upper lip botox'd or some shit sometime in December ?

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    2. NOOO, Taeyeon oppar is natural beauty, HATERZ GONNA HATE; POWER OF 9 HWAITEEENG!!!

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    3. Taeyeon was actually my fav K-pop bish for quite some time now, so I AM kinda disappointed she does something like this.

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    4. It´s not just her lips, her nose is fake also. All of dem K-pop bishes are fake. Sorry to disappoint you, nooppar ;(

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    5. SNSD has such odd plastic surgery, Taeyeon especially. She just looks... off.

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    6. I found her cute as fuck until about a month ago.
      Obviously she did the eyelid thing and got her teeth fixed.
      I don't think she did anything to her nose actually, at least not since 2007 (there was this pretty good comparison profile shot of 2007, 200something and 2011 I saw some time ago), probably not prior to her debut either, looking at school fotos of her (unless she got shit done when she was still in school).
      With her there's also a big difference between having make-up on and not having (much) make-up on. Without she has a babyface.
      As for the other SNSD members, of course they got equally much done, some even more. Like Stickyoung, who used to look like a Thai hooker, and Tiffany.
      And let's not forget the troglodyte that tries so desperately to become human...

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    7. I think they get botox to lightly tweak their faces, they look weird all of a sudden and then they sort of settle back to normal within a week or so. Basically all their faces look pinched and tight at times. I thought Taeyeon was cute in a mousy kind of way earlier on and she was really cute in the Gee/Genie era but she just looks plastic and not natural now.

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    8. Yup :) Gotta love the fakies :)

      http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/413334_363388043757845_1541010251_o.jpg

      Don't give much of a fuck about contact lenses though. So long as she doesn't look like someone I want to punch in the face or push from the roof of some high-rise building, I'm content with my low standards.

      I'd still take Taeyeon over a shitload of other idols though. Speaking of Tiffany...
      http://unpopularkpop-opinions.tumblr.com/image/41262818508

      She looks like she's in her 40s or some shit.


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  10. what's boram gotta do with tednee?

    and the whole issue with k-pop's fertility powers, according to fag(n)girls, is nothing new.

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  11. The only hot guy in shinee is Jonghyun, he also is the main vocalist, right?

    idk whats the use of the other 4, and idk why people say minho is hot..

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    1. jonghyun and onew are pretty much useful for a mediocre idol industry. other than that, the former looks like a dinosaur with his huge mouth. does he have an overbite?

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  12. Oh no not Tednee....

    And yeah, I've never liked Minho... the rest are Okay, Taemin tends to look Like a really big creeper whenever he exists, but boy can dance. The rest are decent but Key used to be better. Then he stopped singing and started doing failass rapping and doing Kesha covers.

    Minho though. What does he bring to the group? He can't rap, he's not an excellent dancer (though he's not bad SHINee is a dance group), and he's freaking ugly.. His nose is the size of the moon, and ugh I don't even know. He can't act either, but now everyone loves him cause he was in that fail Hana Kimi remake with Sulli. Adghsklhd can he leave now.

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  13. Onew's supposedly big dick sure makes all those Shawols horny and impregnates them in their sleep.

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