Sunday, September 16, 2012

4 Secret Minutes of Drama

The thing about music is that everything builds on something else. It takes influences from things we've done, things we've seen, things only we have experienced in our own unique way and smushes it all together to make a brand new sound. It's only a natural process of creativity, especially in the pop market.

So when 4nias try to start shit with SECRET over their Poison comeback, all I can do is laugh.

I hate using Tumblr gifs...


Basically, the whole premise is that 4nias (I guess you could say netizens in general, but come on who really cares about 4Minute except 4nias?) are accusing SECRET of swaggajacking 4Minute in several ways.

1. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S OUTFITS (SECRET is on the left, 4Minute is on the right if you couldn't tell)




White coats combined with flowy capetails? HOW DARE THEY

2. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S DANCE


You can find better versions of Hyosung's fap dance here, and Gayoon's fap dance here.

Everyone knows 4Minute has a monopoly on the fap dance!! It's not like any other group HAS EVER DONE IT BEFORE, 4Minute is definitely the first to develop this move.

3. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SAX

Who cares if the sax riffs sound nothing alike, the fact that 4Minute did saxophone in KPop first (I'm honestly not sure, but it's probably not true anyway) means that SECRET totally ripped off Volume Up!! What a bunch of instrumental-stealing skanks!! On that note...

4. OMO SECRET STOLE 4MINUTE'S SLUT-SHAMING IMMUNITY

IT'S NOT FAIR. How come when 4Minute does sexy, everyone accuses them of being sluts and whores but when SECRET does sexy EVERYONE JUST FAPS? Double-standard much?!

((This is actually the most legitimate complaint that I happen to completely back up, but since they phrased it in such a butthurt way...))

AND THAT'S WHY SECRET SHOULD DISBAND, THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FAT COWS ANYWAY AMIRITE.

Stay pressed SECRET Timers (STUPID FANCLUB NAME TBH).

43 comments:

  1. Secret is a confident sexy, 4minute is a i'm-grabbing-my-boob-please-love-me sexy.

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    1. Yep but it's more like just Hyuna that is i'm-grabbing-my-boob-and-touching-my-self-everywhere-but-I'm-still-innocent-please-love-me sexy.

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    2. I agree with Cass Kay.

      Both groups are hot but somehow, I'm more drawn to Secret than 4minute. I still like Jihyun but if it's a battle between Jihyun and anyone from Secret (except Zinger), I'd choose Secret.

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    4. CUBE knows Hyuna is only good for one thing....touching her-self (which everyone loves...almost everyone). She doesn't really have any other decent talent but she can do the whole touchy-thing pretty well.

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    5. they should make a vid of hyuna just touching her vag while 4minute music plays. 100000000000000000 hits on youtube....will pass of PSY's Gangbang Style.

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  2. Why waste energy arguing if you could just waste energy fapping to both groups in peace?

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    1. I fap and argue at the same time, it makes me go on longer.

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  3. fans of second rate groups fighting amongst themselves

    all the fucks i have to give are with shinbi noonar

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    1. and what rate girl group do you think APINK is jw?

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  4. I noticed those things that were listed when I watched the MV too but it's not like I really cared......plus it's not any of it was truly similar.

    Still can't get over how hot Zinger has became and when the hell is the Jiyoon/Gayoon sub-unit ever gonna happen?

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    1. I think Cube just bailed out on the idea of Double Yoon. People care for Hyuna's jiggly but more. t_t

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    2. NO WAY! Dang, I was really looking forward to the Double Yoon project. This sucks. T_T

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    3. They did a Japanese and a Korean single instead. Doesn't matter now fans allow that boat to sail thanks to Cube not giving two fucks.

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    4. That makes me sad. Oh well, guess I gotta get over it now....I just wish they hadn't announced it in the first place if they didn't plan to go through with it so that I wouldn't have gotten my hopes up. :(

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  5. Judge me all you want but Hyosung did that fap dance more justice.

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  6. 4minute have, on average, much better tits.

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  8. That's just petty. How empty their lives must be, when you complain (to that degree) about something like that. It's pop music, for crying out loud.

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  9. god your gifs are always choking my poor chrome zakuppar :[

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    1. Those aren't my gifs. They're laggy cause they're shitty ones I got from Tumblr. LOL

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  10. Even Dal Shabitch has a fap dance

    http://facesofkpop.tumblr.com/post/27282199065

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  11. Oh my god, why is every gif on tumblr missing like, 80% of the frames it needs. Learn to gif, noobs!

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    1. if they knew how to make gifs they wouldnt be on tumblr, they'd be working for akf

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    2. I give Tumblr gifs a lot of shit, but really they're shitty mostly because it's hard to make quality gifs that fit under the now 1MB limit. It was even worse before when the limit was 500KB. Oh lawd, those were dark times.

      That being said, there's plenty of ways to work around it. People are just hipsters who want to make the pretty layouts/presentation for notewhoring.

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  12. Investigative reporting at its best, thank you for exposing this atrocity.

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    1. but did you know that POISON is barely able to chart higher than weeks old songs??

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  14. Honestly, the only reason 4minute gets so much slut-shaming is because of the Hyuna-haters. So far I've see plenty of people complaining that Secrets dance was "to provocative", and that they're glad it was modified when they performed at music bank

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  15. Meh phominat has Jihyun, who is hotter than all of secret. Secret minus Zinger Ans Hyosung is hot.'

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  16. I'd like to shame aaaaall those sluts

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  17. 4minute? I was getting more of a Beyonce vibe. The first scene was definitely an ode to "Dance for You" The choreo was Bey-like and they even threw in the lines "Crazy Love" and "Irreplaceable"

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  18. bitches.
    Tia has the fap dance on lockdown.
    Chocolat has the best fap dance.
    They fap you off and wipe that shit on their vaginas.

    Stealing zaku's gif :D
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n8N0ILxWoqg/Tz99bjuIE0I/AAAAAAAAAL0/bDyic5ScImQ/s1600/One-More-Time-review3.gif

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  19. Ok,I admit I thought of 4minute when I heard the sax and the outfits look the same too,but...what's the problem? Both groups are sexy.Why are they complaining? Fan girls should be fangirling like myself,fan boys should be...dunno what fan boys do. *shruggs*

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  20. Hyosung>Hyuna


    but as for this article. These are not dance moves that are unique. These types of dance moves have been around for decades now. Plus Kpop is not original for the most part--they need to get over it. Plus we all know CHOCOLAT did the fap dance first LOL. DAT TIA!!!!!!

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  21. only reason people think secret is hot, talented, famous, etc is because they all have cellulite and love handles. 4minute has hot bodies that none of you fat pigs will ever be able to achieve so stay mad and keep refreshing SECRET's MV bc obviously none of you care enough to buy the flop song. It can barely stay in the top 10 on Melon~ lol Sex doesn't sell if you're ugly. TS should have known that.

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  22. IT'S NOT FAIR. How come when 4Minute does sexy, everyone accuses them of being sluts and whores but when SECRET does sexy EVERYONE JUST FAPS? Double-standard much?! .... LMAO

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