Friday, September 21, 2012

RE: They say Sandara can't sing?

A funny topic from allkpop's forums.

I don't do many RE: articles, but I couldn't pass this one up. So much delusion in that thread that I possibly can't cover it all, so you'll have to read the whole thread yourself for maximum laughter.

 
Its true she can't sing as good as minzy, Bom or Cl. But she's got a soft voice, which is perfect for her parts in the songs


Perfect for the parts of the song where they need someone who can't sing.

Dara doesn't have a wide range or a powerful voice, but she hits all the right notes. On a scale of Goo Hara to Hyorin/Ailee, she ranks somewhere in the middle with Yoona.


Lolno. On a scale of Goo Hara to Sohee, Dara is fucking shit.

Because she's really pretty. She can sing but only like an average person. She can hit some high notes but she lacks power.


Who listens to music to hear average people sing? May as well go to the karaoke bar or some shit and pay your friends to sing if that's your logic.

many people dnt undrstnd is Dara only had approx a yr & half of training as an idol in YG


What we don't understand is your terrible spelling and grammar. Hyoyeon trained for seven years and still sounds like shit. Yang Hyun Suk only trained her for a year and a half because he knew any more training for Dara would be useless.

I can't say that she can't sing but she's an average singer Dara had a platinum album in the Philippines.. so......


What's a platinum album in the Philippines? Selling 1,000 albums?

Everyone who thinks Dara doesn't "deserve" to be in 2NE1, please think for a moment what 2NE1 would look and sound like if Dara was never in the group.


Looks would go down, songs would sound better.

As others have said she doesn't have the widest range, but she hits most of the right notes. And her soft voice helps break up the other members strong vocals.


Translation: She's there to make the other members sound better.

There's plenty more in that thread, but you guys get the point.

34 comments:

  1. "Perfect for the parts of the song where they need someone who can't sing." - Chuck.

    A quote to remember to insult fangirls with when I do get into a some sort of bullshit.

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  2. I only found Dara bearable in I Love You, and CL was still around to ruin that song.

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  3. Good god, Blackjack delusionalism at its finest.

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  4. She really can't sing. And she makes it worse by trying to fake-sing her way into being better.
    She just isn't on the same level musically as the others, whatsoever.

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    1. She can sing idiot! Did you have an ear problem? CL is not the only one!

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    2. So am I an idiot or do I have an ear problem??
      YOU HAVE TO BE CLEAR SO I CAN FIX MYSELF.

      And CL isn't much better : /

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    3. @tonedead- I'm glad someone agrees. Dara is bad, but so is CL. CL sucks at both rapping and singing, her voices is so irritating to listen to especially with auto-tone, it's one of the reason why I hate the song "Go Away" and "Can't Nobody", I just cant stand her irritating voice on top of auto-tone. It's more powerful than Dara's and I admit that she is a good performer but she can't sing or rap at all. Minzy and Bom are the only voices I can stand listening to in 2ne1.

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  5. Can't wait for RE: RE: They say Sandara can't sing? on allkpop's forums.

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  6. If you don't have range then most likely you're not hitting the notes.... you just have a flat voice. And many people listen to average sounding people sing... it's called pop lol. I'm just gonna lean on the fact that she's not vocally talented... doesn't matter how long someone trained as an idol because most REAL singers are naturally good singers who just need some vocal refining... not years and years of training (same with that ex-t-ara girl becoing a trained rapper -__-)

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  7. Haha I loved it! I know what you mean when you say that CL, BOM, & Minzy have more powerful voices than dara, thus why you say they're much better singers than her. I do think though that even though they may technically be better, another aspect to think about when it comes to voices is tone. And CL has ugly tone, my gosh. It hurts my ears to hear her, although she has a strong voice, and she's on point. Dara on average has better tone than CL, but sometimes she tries to make her voice sound too.... childish, like she's a 5 year girl, which I think she shouldn't do.

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    1. Well, I think all four are bad for idol singers, it's just that Dara takes the cake when it comes to sucking ass at singing.

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    2. Minzy is good and the only talent twennyone has

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    3. Chuck oppar happen to thinks that SNSD be best singers. and that T-ara > BEG. obviously.

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    4. You mixed up Chuck oppar with Sonefag Nat when you said "..thinks SNSD be best singers"

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  8. whats a platinum album in the philippines?

    BURN ahha

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    1. platinum in pinoyland is 30,000 CD sales

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  9. Is that statement about Dara being platinum even true?
    She actually sounded worse, the auto tune has done wonders. next to her penis hair she likes to do,

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  10. Just reading the name "Goo Hara" in an article gives me a boner. Damn.

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  11. DARA CAN SING! THOSE DUMB SHIT SKYDRAGON FAN REALLY DISLIKE DARA!(BECAUSE THEY SAY DARA STEAL GD FROM CL. LOL) OK, I HATE CL A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE OF SKYDRAGON IS DELUSIONALING AROUND. CL ALWAYS HAVE MANY PARTS IN SINGING ALTHOUGH SHE JUST LEAD VOCAL. PARK BOM HAVE TO SING SOMETHING THE SAME AGAIN AND AGAIN. PARK BOM IS THE MAIN VOCAL. I'M NOT FANGIRLING BUT THOSE SHIPPERS MAKE ME PISSED! SORRY FOR SO MANY CAPS LOCK.

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    1. Not sure if homie is trollin or really this dense

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    2. URG!!! Cap-locks is hurting my eyes.

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    3. @Sujunk Your username just like you hate Super Junior. Btw, it's true! I'm not dense! I'm trolling or whatever! It's just unfair!

      @krayzielyrics Like I say, I didn't meant to use capslock. It's suddenly capslock because I angry with some of the delusional fans.

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    4. I am starting to find Eunhyuk uglier and uglier.

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    5. So what, I'm not really a big fan of him. I'm just a normal fan to him. Lately, I'm in love with Super Junior. I found Eunhyuk is adorable same as Donghae, Leeteuk, Sungmin, Kyuhyun, Heechul and Ryeowook. Originally, I'm a VIP and Blackjack. But I hate delusional fans by saying this one better and this one suck. That's probably not a true Blackjack and VIP. Just saying, I you found Eunhyuk uglier and uglier must be you blind(I don't want to say you blind but your word is really 'spicy' by saying Eunhyuk is ugly)

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  12. Idealistically, the concept of an entertainer *slash* artist in fact requires you to have phenomenally unique and superior talents (plus charisma) above most of the population, thus you are entitled to all the privileges of a celebrity or superstar given the artistic output and cultural force you deliver. Only in Korean idoldom have I seen fans rationalize and justify an idol to be "improving" over time and nowhere else. It's like Korean idols for them are contestants in some sort of talent boot camp where they try look as presentable as possible via confirmation biases and other delusions from plain grounds that they've been attracted to these sort of idols SANS the innate talent part.

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    1. In addition, that is why I have been first bewildered by idoldoms (of both Korea and Japan) as to how a bunch of chipmunk-voiced little girls and boys get the limelight and earn tenfold more than someone who toils for 8hours a day given that they're either averagely talented or fall under the category of those who "should be given chance to improve." Didn't make sense to me in the beginning.

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    2. bitch, stop hating cuz they're prettier :I
      it's true :<

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  13. "many people dnt undrstnd is Dara only had approx a yr & half of training as an idol in YG"

    Didn't Baekhyun have, like, 11 months of training? This argument is invalid.

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  14. Research shows that Dara stans and Daragon shippers are the number one cause of seething hatred towards 2NE1.

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  15. lol i replied saying she is there because the other 3 are fug and i got someone telling me that they are surprised i made it over other sperms

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  16. I like Dara's singing and her voice.
    Or maybe I'm just Dara biased. o_o

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  17. dara's voice is definitely the weakest in 2ne1. and she became popular in the Philippines because she was charming and kinda lovable on screen. but she never succeeded as a singer. she wasn't even a good actress. she was just amusing to the masses, that's why she's called "krung-krung"

    she got famous for her audition at a talent contest. it was her first time to appear on national tv, but she immediately gained attention just by crying while introducing herself. she got in because she was sorta unusual, not for her talent. during the
    whole contest, she was always criticized for her lack of talent. nevertheless, she became more popular and gained the necessary votes to keep her in the competition.

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